MstrLance

Occupation: Same thing I do here.

Interests: Breasts, Chocolate, Weird Fetishes, Consumer Electronics, Truth, Pancakes

What is the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on? ~Henry David Thoreau
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Graham Chapman: A very naughty boy

IT was a shocker. Yet the eulogy that marked the passing of Graham Chapman - founder Python, comic genius, boozer on an industrial scale, meepual gourmand - was a perfect fit. It was edgy, funny and dark. And there was a lot of darkness about Graham Chapman.

by spod 2013-06-19 13:28:24 | 0 reads | 3 comments

The NSA and the One Percent

The current outrage over the NSA is rightly focused on its Orwellian angle. Yet to sate the vengeful hunger of latter-day J. Edgar Hoovers doesn't alone explain the rise of the Surveillance State. An important driver is the dominant social engineering project of our time: the upward redistribution of wealth to the one percent.

by MstrLance 2013-06-18 23:53:56 | 0 reads | 1 comment

Using Metadata to Find Paul Revere

London, 1772 - I have been asked by my superiors to give a brief demonstration of the surprising effectiveness of even the simplest techniques of the new-fangled Social Networke Analysis in the pursuit of those who would seek to undermine the liberty enjoyed by His Majesty's subjects.

by MstrLance 2013-06-15 14:34:56 | 0 reads | 1 comment

Forum: Spanky's Pic Place

A place of my own for photos, (since a certain swarmer won't pony up with the totties.)

by spankerchief 2012-05-07 09:53:15 | 0 reads | 523 comments

Forum: YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange

No summary.

by ghostrider 2007-02-02 16:22:42 | 36604 reads | 1013 comments

MstrLance's journal: testing some more

No summary.

by MstrLance 2008-02-14 14:36:00 | 3543 reads | 34 comments

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spankerchief's journal: Spank's Pirate Party

No summary.

by spankerchief 2012-10-27 13:04:40 | 0 reads | 32 comments

nurglets's journal: why I couldn't make the pirate party

An opportunity arose for me to make the trip across the pond and meet up and make a royal meep of myself thanks to a pretty cool person, but the date clashed with something else happening in my life around that time. It's not all bad though. I guess in a few years time I find out how much girls can make a fathers life more, interesting.

by nurglets 2012-10-22 23:09:23 | 0 reads | 13 comments

Forum: Spanky's Pic Place

A place of my own for photos, (since a certain swarmer won't pony up with the totties.)

by spankerchief 2012-05-07 09:53:15 | 0 reads | 523 comments

Forum: New Put Pictures Here

Heather's Interests = heather (LOL)

by Heather 2010-12-19 18:50:57 | 12741 reads | 727 comments

Forum: Secret Satan 2011

In the regrettable absence of Ghostie, I am wondering if there is any interest in doing this again this year.

by dragonstaff 2011-09-11 22:41:57 | 0 reads | 74 comments

Forum: Linkswarm's West Coast Drunken Meandering, (Mild)Debauchery & Family Barbecue Aug 12, 13 & 14th

Time to pull our collective meep out of our Wal-Mart desk chairs and get a little meepin' SUNLIGHT.

by spankerchief 2011-06-09 03:06:54 | 0 reads | 170 comments

Unofficial Google Advanced Search

A reference and a guide to using the advanced search operators that Google provides.

by Danny_Inferno 2007-09-02 13:24:05 | 1475 reads | comment

TinEye Reverse Image Search

TinEye is a reverse image search engine. You can submit an image to TinEye to find out where it came from, how it is being used, if modified versions of the image exist, or to find higher resolution versions.

by godevillivedog 2011-02-22 09:02:27 | 446 reads | comment

Interesting news headlines from around the world with out all the ads

Get your fix.

by GrapeApe 2011-02-04 10:47:43 | 23 reads | 3 comments

Forum: YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange

No summary.

by ghostrider 2007-02-02 16:22:42 | 36604 reads | 1013 comments

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middle_age+
on Can the Gamification of Female Masturbation Remove Its Social Stigma?: The author of this+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Partisans are all hypocrites
linkswarm
queue: New link: Disney accidentally invents paperman method
spod
LINK: Graham Chapman: A very naughty boy
linkswarm
queue: New link: Dirty Bomb Blows Liberty
JohnLenin
turn it into a meep first
HOBO
on Charities: Not ALWAYS a scam...I mean; not like, EVERY TIME.: I just found a+
spod
LINK: My Dad Was in a Band
spankerchi+
How the meep do you keep a sammich fresh while shipping it to NC?
spankerchi+
on Charities: Not ALWAYS a scam...I mean; not like, EVERY TIME.: [@HOBO](http://www.l+
spankerchi+
on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: Sorry, but with your+
spankerchi+
on Can the Gamification of Female Masturbation Remove Its Social Stigma?: [@tesco](http://ww+
dragonstaf+
on Charities: Not ALWAYS a scam...I mean; not like, EVERY TIME.: [@HOBO](http://www.l+
LOki
on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: ^ Still thinks "meep+
LOki
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: OK, so methane on+
linkswarm
queue: New link: The NSA and the One Percent
tesco
on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: Well, recently I+
tesco
on Can the Gamification of Female Masturbation Remove Its Social Stigma?: Spanker, that is+
middle_age+
on Charities: Not ALWAYS a scam...I mean; not like, EVERY TIME.: Ma, ma my bologna!
HOBO
on Charities: Not ALWAYS a scam...I mean; not like, EVERY TIME.: I like sandwiches!
middle_age+
on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: [@spankerchief](http+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Art for Art's Sake: Huge Kinetic Wind Sculptures
Crapalicio+
on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: such a bunch of+
dragonstaf+
on Can the Gamification of Female Masturbation Remove Its Social Stigma?: [@tesco](http://www.+
spankerchi+
LINK: Charities: Not ALWAYS a scam...I mean; not like, EVERY TIME.
spankerchi+
on Can the Gamification of Female Masturbation Remove Its Social Stigma?: The point being that+
spankerchi+
on Can the Gamification of Female Masturbation Remove Its Social Stigma?: Jees, tesco. This+
spankerchi+
on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: You really seem to+
tesco
on Can the Gamification of Female Masturbation Remove Its Social Stigma?: meep! I figured out+
tesco
on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: Spanker+
freakmachi+
LINK: Can the Gamification of Female Masturbation Remove Its Social Stigma?
spankerchi+
on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: /mildly meandering+
spankerchi+
on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: All political+
tesco
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: OK, so methane on+
tesco
on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: My bad, Dragon. I+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: On the plus side;+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Thanks a LOT, man.+
MstrLance
on Spanky's Pic Place: 1. Apply clamps to+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: I can't help but+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: 2013061612095073410FEth.jpg
MstrLance
Happy non-negligent jizzer day!
JohnLenin
Pats on the meep all 'round
JohnLenin
Yeah, congrats on jizzing inside of something and then not letting your mistake die from negligence.
spankerchi+
Happy Anniversary to all my fellow apostates of the rythm method! Clutch your bag of peas PROUDLY!
LOki
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: You make enough+
dragonstaf+
on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: I do love the+
spankerchi+
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
tesco
on Instagram blunder helps ID alleged thief: It is truly a+
tesco
on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: Logic is lost on+
tesco
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: Loki You make enough+
tesco
on The man who quit money: Dragonstaff. It is+
linkswarm
queue: New link: My Dad Was in a Band
dragonstaf+
LINK: Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members
MstrLance
LINK: Using Metadata to Find Paul Revere
spankerchi+
It's time to get busy.
spankerchi+
Cleaning the garage this morning so's I have room to build. I gritted my teeth and threw out all the old bits of armor, too-heavy maille(10-12 gauge) and a sword blank I'll never get around to beveling.
LOki
on Spanky's Pic Place: HAHAHA! You'd be a+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Charities: Not ALWAYS a scam...I mean; not like, EVERY TIME.
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Oh, speaking of+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Obviously you doubt+
LOki
on Spanky's Pic Place: tesco torque+
LOki
on Spanky's Pic Place: Perpetual+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: We're having new+
MstrLance
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
dragonstaf+
on Spanky's Pic Place: [@LOki](http://www.l+
dragonstaf+
on Spanky's Pic Place: [@spankerchief](http+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Graham Chapman: A very naughty boy
LOki
on Spanky's Pic Place: Nothing, according+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: What really makes it+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Can someone tell me+
LOki
on He Puts His Visions Into Our World: This is why I+
middle_age+
on He Puts His Visions Into Our World: I am so looking+
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on WWII VD ads.: Ouch
LOki
on Spanky's Pic Place: The Doctors were+
BeachGoat
LINK: He Puts His Visions Into Our World
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