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MstrLance

Occupation: Same thing I do here.

Interests: Breasts, Chocolate, Weird Fetishes, Consumer Electronics, Truth, Pancakes

What is the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on? ~Henry David Thoreau

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Thing Stats
Total Things Swarmed: 516
Things Approved: 126
Approval Success Rating: .18
Rejection Bitterness Rating: .81
Total Comments: 2908

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Recent Rads: 865
Total Rads: 25205

New comments on Things MstrLance has submitted or commented on in the past 7 days.

SpaceX gets it up

Welcome to the era of commercial space freighters. Also: Scotty's givin' it all he's got (left), Cap'n ..er.. Civilian.

by MstrLance 2012-05-23 08:29:29 | 0 reads | 1 comment

Dogs Shot by Police

But don't try to hit a police dog while it's biting you, because that would be assaulting an officer in some jurisdictions.

by MstrLance 2012-05-22 20:30:22 | 0 reads | 3 comments

urban kids in touch with nature

I'm 28. I have a full time job leading urban kids (of all races) on nature hikes. I simply write down meep they say.

by nurglets 2012-05-22 20:30:15 | 0 reads | 5 comments

How the Chicken Conquered the World

The chickens that saved Western civilization were discovered, according to legend, by the side of a road in Greece in the first decade of the fifth century B.C. The Athenian general Themistocles, on his way to confront the invading Persian forces, stopped to watch two meeps fighting and summoned his troops, saying: 'Behold, these do not fight for their household gods, for the monuments of their ancestors, for glory, for liberty or the safety of their children, but only because one will not give way to the other.-

by middle_age_man 2012-05-22 12:10:14 | 0 reads | 4 comments

Robin Gibb- DED

What the title says.

by dragonstaff 2012-05-21 14:39:42 | 0 reads | 4 comments

Amazon Customer Reviews: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme

DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND meep

by MstrLance 2012-05-21 14:15:08 | 0 reads | 4 comments

MstrLance's journal: testing some more

No summary.

by MstrLance 2008-02-14 14:36:00 | 3543 reads | 34 comments

Only registered Swarmers can send private messages.

Forum: Spanky's Pic Place

A place of my own for photos, (since a certain swarmer won't pony up with the totties.)

by spankerchief 2012-05-07 09:53:15 | 0 reads | 40 comments

Forum: New Put Pictures Here

Heather's Interests = heather (LOL)

by Heather 2010-12-19 18:50:57 | 12741 reads | 672 comments

Forum: Secret Satan 2011

In the regrettable absence of Ghostie, I am wondering if there is any interest in doing this again this year.

by dragonstaff 2011-09-11 22:41:57 | 0 reads | 74 comments

Forum: Linkswarm's West Coast Drunken Meandering, (Mild)Debauchery & Family Barbecue Aug 12, 13 & 14th

Time to pull our collective meep out of our Wal-Mart desk chairs and get a little meepin' SUNLIGHT.

by spankerchief 2011-06-09 03:06:54 | 0 reads | 170 comments

Unofficial Google Advanced Search

A reference and a guide to using the advanced search operators that Google provides.

by Danny_Inferno 2007-09-02 13:24:05 | 1475 reads | comment

TinEye Reverse Image Search

TinEye is a reverse image search engine. You can submit an image to TinEye to find out where it came from, how it is being used, if modified versions of the image exist, or to find higher resolution versions.

by godevillivedog 2011-02-22 09:02:27 | 446 reads | comment

Interesting news headlines from around the world with out all the ads

Get your fix.

by GrapeApe 2011-02-04 10:47:43 | 23 reads | 3 comments

Forum: YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange

No summary.

by ghostrider 2007-02-02 16:22:42 | 36604 reads | 939 comments

Forum: New Favorite Gif

No summary.

by HOBO 2005-11-30 00:18:49 | 159530 reads | 771 comments

Forum: u put pitcures here

No summary.

by nocal 2008-02-14 03:47:16 | 67159 reads | 1001 comments

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linkswarm

queue: New link: German teen Shouryya Ray solves 300-year-old mathematical riddle posed by Sir Isaac Newton

BeachGoat

on Linkswarm's West Coast Treasure Hunt, Pirate Party and Bad-meep Barbecue.(Planning Stage): Oh, yeah,+

spankerchi+

on Linkswarm's West Coast Treasure Hunt, Pirate Party and Bad-meep Barbecue.(Planning Stage): Sweet!

Crapalicio+

LINK: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.

linkswarm

queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo

BigDinWaun+

fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky

BigDinWaun+

fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky

sunny77

on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+

graycube

on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+

graycube

on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+

fastlane

And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky

fastlane

Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky

fastlane

Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky

fastlane

BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky

fastlane

BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky

fastlane

M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky

fastlane

MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky

fastlane

Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky

fastlane

Post watermelon head post haste.

fastlane

Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky

BeachGoat

Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It

BeachGoat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be

spankerchi+

on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+

spankerchi+

on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+

dragonstaf+

LINK: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing

MstrLance

Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.

MstrLance

I bet it's well manicured.

middle_age+

Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.

BigDinWaun+

spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!

middle_age+

Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.

dragonstaf+

Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.

sunny77

today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject

spankerchi+

Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.

spankerchi+

Change of topic; I'm 41 today.

spankerchi+

Ummm...

sunny77

middle_age+

The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.

StartRecor+

on Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth: the only thing+

Pepper

Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...

nurglets

on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg

BeachGoat

Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"

BeachGoat

There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.

BigDinWaun+

My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?

BigDinWaun+

One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?

BigDinWaun+

I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women

linkswarm

queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.

BeachGoat

"It's a Boy!"

BeachGoat

http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg

spankerchi+

Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!

spankerchi+

Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)

spankerchi+

I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.

linkswarm

queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.

BigDinWaun+

Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.

spankerchi+

No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.

spankerchi+

I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.

BeachGoat

HOME!...That is all

BigDinWaun+

Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?

sunny77

however much is in a can of coconut cream

pete56

LINK: Penn Jilette on Obama's drug hypocrisy

MstrLance

Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?

BigDinWaun+

How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?

godevilliv+

LINK: Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth

MstrLance

MIT's new coating should help with that.

graycube

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: I play banjo.

hoyaguru

clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police

BeachGoat

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+

StartRecor+

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+

BigDinWaun+

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+

linkswarm

queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing

dragonstaf+

Ahh. One of those.

dragonstaf+

Not to my knowledge. Details please.

spankerchi+

That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.

dragonstaf+

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+

spankerchi+

Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?

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