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Lownotes

Interests: Writing, Journalism, Entheogens, Evolutionary Psychology, Stringed Instruments

"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man." - George Bernard Shaw

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Total Things Swarmed: 1058
Things Approved: 169
Approval Success Rating: .15
Rejection Bitterness Rating: .84
Total Comments: 1353

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Recent Rads: 80
Total Rads: 45875

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Lownotes's journal: I lived through Katrina

The eye passed directly over my hometown. We were without power and water for nine days, and we often had to wait two or more hours in line to get gasoline.

by Lownotes 2005-09-09 08:31:00 | 476 reads | 2 comments

Lownotes's journal: Katrina was a meep (swag)

Here's a page I set up at the request of a lot of my friends. Eight days in the sweltering heat will make you think of crazy things you want to do when you get back to the fake world. We all figured that when we got to see the television or get on the internet that we would discover that someone would have already given us a ribbon, so I made these.

by Lownotes 2005-09-10 08:49:00 | 604 reads | 2 comments

Lownotes's journal: My Katrina photos

Here's a page full of my Katrina photos...

by Lownotes 2005-09-12 13:05:00 | 918 reads | 20 comments

Lownotes's journal: Flossie Bell

I just uploaded one of the first articles I wrote about my experiences during Katrina at my website.

by Lownotes 2005-11-18 00:30:00 | 624 reads | 6 comments

Lownotes's journal: The meep Plant

This is an article I wrote about a year ago about my all too personal experiences with human fecal matter.

by Lownotes 2005-11-20 18:57:00 | 662 reads | 6 comments

Lownotes's journal: Mississippi - Believe it

Here is my full article on the campaign as it appears in the USM newspaper:

by Lownotes 2005-12-20 12:47:00 | 876 reads | 34 comments

Lownotes's journal: Nomads

I wrote a new short story for you to enjoy.

by Lownotes 2005-12-25 09:14:00 | 730 reads | 8 comments

Lownotes's journal: Members Only

So, I wrote a new short story this week. This is the first draft.

by Lownotes 2005-12-31 13:22:00 | 738 reads | 6 comments

Lownotes's journal: Katrina Merchandising

The night after Katrina struck us we were able to rig up a small television with rabbit ears to a generator around 10 or 11 p.m.

by Lownotes 2006-01-11 10:56:00 | 536 reads | 3 comments

Lownotes's journal: Der Handedruck

My friend and I made a short film last weekend. It's based on a retarded idea we've dreamed of filming for years.

by Lownotes 2006-01-27 22:12:00 | 1558 reads | 51 comments

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Thousands & Thousands Of Pirated EBooks

No summary.

by dent 2010-08-06 19:21:03 | 1687 reads | 5 comments

What Tea Partiers Really Want

Jonathan Haidt is a social psychologist at the University of Virginia, and his research focuses on the moral foundations of politics.

by Richard_Parker 2010-11-21 21:12:36 | 949 reads | 12 comments

Welcome To The Plutocracy!

Bill Moyers speech at Boston University on October 29, 2010, as a part of the Howard Zinn Lecture Series.

by Danny_Inferno 2010-11-08 01:43:28 | 883 reads | 4 comments

Selling Out

The Misconception: Both consumerism and capitalism are sustained by corporations and advertising. The Truth: Both consumerism and capitalism are driven by competition among consumers for status.

by middle_age_man 2010-06-23 15:51:01 | 714 reads | 7 comments

76 Powerful Thoughts From Paul Graham

Worth noting.

by Danny_Inferno 2010-06-16 20:29:11 | 927 reads | 2 comments

Lots And Lots Of Scifi And Fantasy Ebooks

No summary.

by saltpeter 2010-05-11 17:58:42 | 3401 reads | 70 comments

Visual Evolution Timeline

Just holy meep. No matter how many times I check one of these things out, it's holy meep for like an hour.

by vasudeva 2010-04-30 14:41:53 | 1034 reads | 4 comments

A Database Of The Best Long Form Journalism On The Internet

A place for lengthy, in-depth stories to live.

by Lownotes 2010-04-28 17:54:38 | 579 reads | 1 comment

The Jobs Of Yesteryear: Obsolete Occupations

Pinsetter, anyone?

by ghostrider 2010-03-05 23:05:55 | 1380 reads | 4 comments

How The Picture You Pick For Your Profile Works On Horny People

LAUNCH THE KISSYFACE

by vasudeva 2010-01-20 17:03:11 | 1837 reads | 8 comments

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linkswarm

queue: New link: German teen Shouryya Ray solves 300-year-old mathematical riddle posed by Sir Isaac Newton

BeachGoat

on Linkswarm's West Coast Treasure Hunt, Pirate Party and Bad-meep Barbecue.(Planning Stage): Oh, yeah,+

spankerchi+

on Linkswarm's West Coast Treasure Hunt, Pirate Party and Bad-meep Barbecue.(Planning Stage): Sweet!

Crapalicio+

LINK: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.

linkswarm

queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo

BigDinWaun+

fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky

BigDinWaun+

fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky

sunny77

on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+

graycube

on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+

graycube

on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+

fastlane

And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky

fastlane

Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky

fastlane

Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky

fastlane

BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky

fastlane

BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky

fastlane

M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky

fastlane

MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky

fastlane

Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky

fastlane

Post watermelon head post haste.

fastlane

Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky

BeachGoat

Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It

BeachGoat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be

spankerchi+

on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+

spankerchi+

on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+

dragonstaf+

LINK: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing

MstrLance

Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.

MstrLance

I bet it's well manicured.

middle_age+

Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.

BigDinWaun+

spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!

middle_age+

Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.

dragonstaf+

Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.

sunny77

today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject

spankerchi+

Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.

spankerchi+

Change of topic; I'm 41 today.

spankerchi+

Ummm...

sunny77

middle_age+

The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.

StartRecor+

on Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth: the only thing+

Pepper

Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...

nurglets

on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg

BeachGoat

Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"

BeachGoat

There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.

BigDinWaun+

My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?

BigDinWaun+

One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?

BigDinWaun+

I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women

linkswarm

queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.

BeachGoat

"It's a Boy!"

BeachGoat

http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg

spankerchi+

Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!

spankerchi+

Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)

spankerchi+

I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.

linkswarm

queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.

BigDinWaun+

Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.

spankerchi+

No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.

spankerchi+

I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.

BeachGoat

HOME!...That is all

BigDinWaun+

Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?

sunny77

however much is in a can of coconut cream

pete56

LINK: Penn Jilette on Obama's drug hypocrisy

MstrLance

Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?

BigDinWaun+

How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?

godevilliv+

LINK: Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth

MstrLance

MIT's new coating should help with that.

graycube

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: I play banjo.

hoyaguru

clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police

BeachGoat

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+

StartRecor+

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+

BigDinWaun+

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+

linkswarm

queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing

dragonstaf+

Ahh. One of those.

dragonstaf+

Not to my knowledge. Details please.

spankerchi+

That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.

dragonstaf+

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+

spankerchi+

Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?

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