Lefen

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Lefen's journal: Frog

Here is the #4 search result at images.google.com for the term 'frog'

Lefen's journal: ink'd ladies.

I'm getting really bored of seeing women with tattoo's on their lower backs -- it looked really good when people first started doing it, but now it seems that the first thing every girl does when she turns 18 in the UK is to go get some 'tribal' design inked just above the crack of her meep.

Lefen's journal: Pumpkin

This is my first EVAR carved pumpkin - made for a competition at this halloween party i'm just leaving for. night!

Lefen's journal: meepy

for all those on irc, heres a genuine british chip meepy, eaten with #megarad in the background and a can of kroney off pic to the right.

Lefen's journal: FFS

so i'm sitting at coffee this morning and there's a fair sized group of people there already when one of the guys from the lab downstairs sits down and announces that he's had his flat burgled yesterday afternoon.

Lefen's journal: OMG OMG OMG!!!11

OMG AUDIOSLAVE ARE PLAYING AT THE BRIXTON ACADEMY ON 21ST JUNE!!11 TICKETS GO ON SALE TOMORROW!! CANT SLEEP OR EAT UNTIL I GET A TICKET AND FAAAR TO EXCITED TO WORK NOW!!

Lefen's journal: L0ser

So I'm sitting at coffee and having a chat about Firefox tweaks with the other 1337 people and gorgeous-girl-from-downstairs-who-i'd-run-away-with-in-a-heartbeat comes and sits with us.

Lefen's journal: CAR ROBB'D :*(

So I leave work at 7.30pm this evening, get to my car and find it unlocked. I know right away whats happened - fukers have broken into my car and stolen my radio. Check all around the car and find that they've levered the passenger-side door open and unlocked it.

Lefen's journal: Moar weird dream :)

Last night I dreamed I was at an Everclear gig in London wth Naomi, we went to the bar - which was in a room off the auditorium and loads of Swarmers were there having a BBP.

Lefen's journal: DIY Domo-kun!

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meep

Need I say more?

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The Human Mission to Mars: Colonizing the Red Planet

There are many other reasons to travel to other worlds and beyond besides the urge to explore the unknown. One is the obvious long term motivation to become an inter-stellar space faring civilization. At some point in the distant future we will have no choice but to leave our home world. Our sun, already a middle aged star, is powered by fusing hydrogen in the nuclear inferno at its core. As the remaining fuel is consumed, the sun will continue to expand in size and with it the intensity of the radiation increasing at the planets. Already the sun's output is 15% greater than it was a few billion years ago and eventually it will destroy all life on the planet. The long term prognosis is that the sun will expand to such a large degree that in due course it will cause our oceans to boil away into the vacuum of space leaving an uninhabitable desert wasteland behind.

Get To Know Carnivorous Plants

Carnivorous vs. Murderous plants? Defined. And other meep you didn't know...

Make Your Own Candy Bars

Enrobe your meep.

An Excellent Porn Search Engine

A very simple interface. Type in what makes your meat twitch and be greeted with tons of jackoff material.

Fapanese

If you likes you some Asians.

Overview Of Speedwords, A Shorthand Using The Roman Alphabet

a unique project which can serve as either an international auxiliary language or a stenographic system which allows one to take notes very quickly.

Andy's Most Useful Knots

Knots without the pretentious knot-guy bullmeep.

Deeper Valley - Mega Porn Collection

Arty porn? CHECK. Indie porn? CHECK. Fetish porn? CHECK. Vintage porn? CHECK. Prepare to lose a week of your life here...

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Yes I am! (@ Bobacus)
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bobacus
Daves not here.
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on Faceplace is using you!: is it rape is+
Crapalicio+
LS has really gotten meepty lately... why don't you let some new people sign up?
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one must use mathematical equations, specifically addition
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@ImLeslieChow
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or twitter
sunny77
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fastlane
Sorry.... Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an RAGING erection, make him a sandwich.
meeproach
YOU FORGOT RAGE meep!
fastlane
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
MstrLance
*unitard tear*
fastlane
Whale watching outside of McDonalds...
fastlane
characters
fastlane
some characters do not work in this house
fastlane
I wonder if Asian people put smileys like this )
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MstrLance
It was more of a lawnmower miscalculation.
pete56
lawnmower accident?
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bobacus
My meep, its detachable.
bobacus
It wasn't like you could put it in the dryer.
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fastlane
My girl caught me blowing my meep with the air dryer, and asked what I was doing? Apparently "heating your dinner" wasn't a good answer.
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The waves are LOUD tonight
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*sadface*
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Old reliable is with us no more.
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http://btjunkie.org/goodbye.html
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saltpeter
they're huge
saltpeter
Well of course they do
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Giants win .
sunny77
hahahahaha
MstrLance
I'm telling you, man, it's all about the fish.
spankerchi+
He shot out his wad, her meep hit the knob, and now Yes, he has no banana.
spankerchi+
I once knew a man from Havana, who had meep on a player pianah...
MstrLance
He really screwed the pooch.
bobacus
Who meeped the dog this time?
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There are plenty of other fish in the sea, so why meep a dog?
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