Lefen

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Lefen's journal: Frog

Here is the #4 search result at images.google.com for the term 'frog'

by Lefen 2004-10-04 11:58:00 | 898 reads | 24 comments

Lefen's journal: ink'd ladies.

I'm getting really bored of seeing women with tattoo's on their lower backs -- it looked really good when people first started doing it, but now it seems that the first thing every girl does when she turns 18 in the UK is to go get some 'tribal' design inked just above the crack of her meep.

by Lefen 2004-10-14 08:57:00 | 914 reads | 25 comments

Lefen's journal: Pumpkin

This is my first EVAR carved pumpkin - made for a competition at this halloween party i'm just leaving for. night!

by Lefen 2004-10-29 13:54:00 | 426 reads | 9 comments

Lefen's journal: meepy

for all those on irc, heres a genuine british chip meepy, eaten with #megarad in the background and a can of kroney off pic to the right.

by Lefen 2004-12-16 16:29:00 | 515 reads | 13 comments

Lefen's journal: FFS

so i'm sitting at coffee this morning and there's a fair sized group of people there already when one of the guys from the lab downstairs sits down and announces that he's had his flat burgled yesterday afternoon.

by Lefen 2005-02-04 06:33:00 | 453 reads | 8 comments

Lefen's journal: OMG OMG OMG!!!11

OMG AUDIOSLAVE ARE PLAYING AT THE BRIXTON ACADEMY ON 21ST JUNE!!11 TICKETS GO ON SALE TOMORROW!! CANT SLEEP OR EAT UNTIL I GET A TICKET AND FAAAR TO EXCITED TO WORK NOW!!

by Lefen 2005-02-11 07:55:00 | 643 reads | 21 comments

Lefen's journal: L0ser

So I'm sitting at coffee and having a chat about Firefox tweaks with the other 1337 people and gorgeous-girl-from-downstairs-who-i'd-run-away-with-in-a-heartbeat comes and sits with us.

by Lefen 2005-02-14 06:44:00 | 388 reads | 7 comments

Lefen's journal: CAR ROBB'D :*(

So I leave work at 7.30pm this evening, get to my car and find it unlocked. I know right away whats happened - fukers have broken into my car and stolen my radio. Check all around the car and find that they've levered the passenger-side door open and unlocked it.

by Lefen 2005-05-11 16:21:00 | 519 reads | 10 comments

Lefen's journal: Moar weird dream :)

Last night I dreamed I was at an Everclear gig in London wth Naomi, we went to the bar - which was in a room off the auditorium and loads of Swarmers were there having a BBP.

by Lefen 2005-08-17 06:35:00 | 480 reads | 6 comments

Lefen's journal: DIY Domo-kun!

No summary.

by Lefen 2005-10-04 07:07:00 | 595 reads | 12 comments

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meep

Need I say more?

by dragonstaff 2011-03-28 22:22:42 | 173 reads | 9 comments

whatGFX - the fastest and easiest way to choose a new graphics card

whatgfx.co.uk for lefens.

by vasudeva 2011-02-01 08:38:50 | 367 reads | 3 comments

The Human Mission to Mars: Colonizing the Red Planet

There are many other reasons to travel to other worlds and beyond besides the urge to explore the unknown. One is the obvious long term motivation to become an inter-stellar space faring civilization. At some point in the distant future we will have no choice but to leave our home world. Our sun, already a middle aged star, is powered by fusing hydrogen in the nuclear inferno at its core. As the remaining fuel is consumed, the sun will continue to expand in size and with it the intensity of the radiation increasing at the planets. Already the sun's output is 15% greater than it was a few billion years ago and eventually it will destroy all life on the planet. The long term prognosis is that the sun will expand to such a large degree that in due course it will cause our oceans to boil away into the vacuum of space leaving an uninhabitable desert wasteland behind.

by vasudeva 2010-12-31 13:10:26 | 359 reads | 7 comments

Get To Know Carnivorous Plants

Carnivorous vs. Murderous plants? Defined. And other meep you didn't know...

by meepbox 2010-12-04 18:52:56 | 976 reads | 1 comment

Make Your Own Candy Bars

Enrobe your meep.

by Danny_Inferno 2010-10-28 01:07:54 | 1312 reads | 4 comments

An Excellent Porn Search Engine

A very simple interface. Type in what makes your meat twitch and be greeted with tons of jackoff material.

by Wotak 2010-08-09 13:49:34 | 8321 reads | 11 comments

Fapanese

If you likes you some Asians.

by dragonstaff 2010-08-02 02:07:05 | 3648 reads | 20 comments

Overview Of Speedwords, A Shorthand Using The Roman Alphabet

a unique project which can serve as either an international auxiliary language or a stenographic system which allows one to take notes very quickly.

by vasudeva 2010-08-01 13:54:26 | 706 reads | comment

Andy's Most Useful Knots

Knots without the pretentious knot-guy bullmeep.

by vasudeva 2010-07-30 11:00:13 | 1342 reads | 5 comments

Deeper Valley - Mega Porn Collection

Arty porn? CHECK. Indie porn? CHECK. Fetish porn? CHECK. Vintage porn? CHECK. Prepare to lose a week of your life here...

by Clavis_Apocalypticae 2010-07-12 16:08:32 | 5367 reads | 7 comments

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Where is this LS script?
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LINK: French theme park with giant mechanical animals
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If a person can 'literally- step on a nail, is it safe to say that one could metaphorically step on a nail?
LOki
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: dragonstaff: "Tesco+
LOki
@ JohnLenin: Dog jamming. LOL.
spod
The Soul Rapers, great band!
bobacus
I knew I could get a rise out of you.
LOki
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spankerchi+
Actually; I kinda DO.
MstrLance
You'll all sleep better knowing that JL is silently watching.
JohnLenin
I never bailed. I'm always lurking. Hard to chime in on the Dad-Bro circle. And if you compare me to dagwood again I'll rape your soul.
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meep you JL. You bailed.You're just like Dagwood.
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By a state or two.
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I'd like to cash in all of my unused textwar credits to ban everyone from this webbed establishment
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textwarred tesco until 2013-05-27 22:12:35
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queue: New link: Adios Ray Manzarek
bobacus
It was his rock hall acceptance speech. Its seemingly only on HBO.
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Link?
bobacus
I want to give the award for the best speech, ever, to Alex Lifeson. I think he found Ozzy's dealer.
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LINK: Depression Part Two
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LINK: Interview With Charlie Watts
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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LINK: Tried To Have meep With Hornet's Nest - Death
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LINK: Bakersfield police beat suspect to death, then seize cell phones of witnesses.(Alledgedly erasing one video)
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RIP http://www.lolserver.net/ like 6 months ago. :(
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Bob Welch is DED by a shot to his own chest.
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MstrLance
We called them meep Floss.
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We called them Wrist Rockets in my day
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i got me one of them thongs. i'll post a pic later.
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LINK: Woman force-feeds herself 5,000 calories a day in bid to be fattest possible fetish model
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