Lefen

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Lefen's journal: Frog

Here is the #4 search result at images.google.com for the term 'frog'

by Lefen 2004-10-04 11:58:00 | 898 reads | 24 comments

Lefen's journal: ink'd ladies.

I'm getting really bored of seeing women with tattoo's on their lower backs -- it looked really good when people first started doing it, but now it seems that the first thing every girl does when she turns 18 in the UK is to go get some 'tribal' design inked just above the crack of her meep.

by Lefen 2004-10-14 08:57:00 | 914 reads | 25 comments

Lefen's journal: Pumpkin

This is my first EVAR carved pumpkin - made for a competition at this halloween party i'm just leaving for. night!

by Lefen 2004-10-29 13:54:00 | 426 reads | 9 comments

Lefen's journal: meepy

for all those on irc, heres a genuine british chip meepy, eaten with #megarad in the background and a can of kroney off pic to the right.

by Lefen 2004-12-16 16:29:00 | 515 reads | 13 comments

Lefen's journal: FFS

so i'm sitting at coffee this morning and there's a fair sized group of people there already when one of the guys from the lab downstairs sits down and announces that he's had his flat burgled yesterday afternoon.

by Lefen 2005-02-04 06:33:00 | 453 reads | 8 comments

Lefen's journal: OMG OMG OMG!!!11

OMG AUDIOSLAVE ARE PLAYING AT THE BRIXTON ACADEMY ON 21ST JUNE!!11 TICKETS GO ON SALE TOMORROW!! CANT SLEEP OR EAT UNTIL I GET A TICKET AND FAAAR TO EXCITED TO WORK NOW!!

by Lefen 2005-02-11 07:55:00 | 643 reads | 21 comments

Lefen's journal: L0ser

So I'm sitting at coffee and having a chat about Firefox tweaks with the other 1337 people and gorgeous-girl-from-downstairs-who-i'd-run-away-with-in-a-heartbeat comes and sits with us.

by Lefen 2005-02-14 06:44:00 | 388 reads | 7 comments

Lefen's journal: CAR ROBB'D :*(

So I leave work at 7.30pm this evening, get to my car and find it unlocked. I know right away whats happened - fukers have broken into my car and stolen my radio. Check all around the car and find that they've levered the passenger-side door open and unlocked it.

by Lefen 2005-05-11 16:21:00 | 519 reads | 10 comments

Lefen's journal: Moar weird dream :)

Last night I dreamed I was at an Everclear gig in London wth Naomi, we went to the bar - which was in a room off the auditorium and loads of Swarmers were there having a BBP.

by Lefen 2005-08-17 06:35:00 | 480 reads | 6 comments

Lefen's journal: DIY Domo-kun!

No summary.

by Lefen 2005-10-04 07:07:00 | 595 reads | 12 comments

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meep

Need I say more?

by dragonstaff 2011-03-28 22:22:42 | 173 reads | 9 comments

whatGFX - the fastest and easiest way to choose a new graphics card

whatgfx.co.uk for lefens.

by vasudeva 2011-02-01 08:38:50 | 367 reads | 3 comments

The Human Mission to Mars: Colonizing the Red Planet

There are many other reasons to travel to other worlds and beyond besides the urge to explore the unknown. One is the obvious long term motivation to become an inter-stellar space faring civilization. At some point in the distant future we will have no choice but to leave our home world. Our sun, already a middle aged star, is powered by fusing hydrogen in the nuclear inferno at its core. As the remaining fuel is consumed, the sun will continue to expand in size and with it the intensity of the radiation increasing at the planets. Already the sun's output is 15% greater than it was a few billion years ago and eventually it will destroy all life on the planet. The long term prognosis is that the sun will expand to such a large degree that in due course it will cause our oceans to boil away into the vacuum of space leaving an uninhabitable desert wasteland behind.

by vasudeva 2010-12-31 13:10:26 | 359 reads | 7 comments

Get To Know Carnivorous Plants

Carnivorous vs. Murderous plants? Defined. And other meep you didn't know...

by meepbox 2010-12-04 18:52:56 | 976 reads | 1 comment

Make Your Own Candy Bars

Enrobe your meep.

by Danny_Inferno 2010-10-28 01:07:54 | 1312 reads | 4 comments

An Excellent Porn Search Engine

A very simple interface. Type in what makes your meat twitch and be greeted with tons of jackoff material.

by Wotak 2010-08-09 13:49:34 | 8321 reads | 11 comments

Fapanese

If you likes you some Asians.

by dragonstaff 2010-08-02 02:07:05 | 3648 reads | 20 comments

Overview Of Speedwords, A Shorthand Using The Roman Alphabet

a unique project which can serve as either an international auxiliary language or a stenographic system which allows one to take notes very quickly.

by vasudeva 2010-08-01 13:54:26 | 706 reads | comment

Andy's Most Useful Knots

Knots without the pretentious knot-guy bullmeep.

by vasudeva 2010-07-30 11:00:13 | 1342 reads | 5 comments

Deeper Valley - Mega Porn Collection

Arty porn? CHECK. Indie porn? CHECK. Fetish porn? CHECK. Vintage porn? CHECK. Prepare to lose a week of your life here...

by Clavis_Apocalypticae 2010-07-12 16:08:32 | 5367 reads | 7 comments

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queue: New link: German teen Shouryya Ray solves 300-year-old mathematical riddle posed by Sir Isaac Newton
BeachGoat
on Linkswarm's West Coast Treasure Hunt, Pirate Party and Bad-meep Barbecue.(Planning Stage): Oh, yeah,+
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on Linkswarm's West Coast Treasure Hunt, Pirate Party and Bad-meep Barbecue.(Planning Stage): Sweet!
Crapalicio+
LINK: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
BigDinWaun+
fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
BigDinWaun+
fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
sunny77
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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LINK: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
middle_age+
Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
BigDinWaun+
spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
sunny77
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The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
StartRecor+
on Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth: the only thing+
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
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queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
LINK: Penn Jilette on Obama's drug hypocrisy
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
LINK: Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: I play banjo.
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
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queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
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Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
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