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LOki

Location: VALHALLA!!!!!1111!!!!!

Occupation: Fomenter of Discord

Interests: Mischief and politics, but mostly mischief

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Total Things Swarmed: 102
Things Approved: 4
Approval Success Rating: .03
Rejection Bitterness Rating: .96
Total Comments: 2254

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Recent Rads: 35
Total Rads: 3998

Last 10 Things Swarmed
.: Donald 'Duck' Dunn dead at 70
.: Nutty 9-11 Physics
.: Dept. of Homeland Securitie's "Pre-crime" identification system
.: A disaster for civil liberties
.: The Man Who Planted Trees
.: Jon Stewart: Why Is the Media Ignoring Ron Paul?
.: One More Cop Story
.: New Microphones, New Moustaches
.: Sips in the Garage
.: Fear The Boom And Bust

New comments on Things LOki has submitted or commented on in the past 7 days. LOki has submitted no links, and commented on no links, that have gotten any action. How stupid.

LOki's journal: The boy vasudeva love association

No summary.

by LOki 2002-12-30 10:44:00 | 2616 reads | 49 comments

LOki's journal: I want to go on a killing spree

I had an epiphany this morning while in the shower--My universe has a room with a window in it, and I am inside this room.

by LOki 2003-01-28 06:32:00 | 354 reads | 3 comments

LOki's journal: Los Juevos - Chittenango Creek Tour 4/9/05

I have a bass guitar.

by LOki 2005-04-12 15:49:00 | 588 reads | 7 comments

LOki's journal: LOki's phone went to BBP 5.1

BBP 5.1 started 1 day late for this LOki.

by LOki 2005-05-06 14:02:00 | 462 reads | 4 comments

LOki's journal: Narcissism

Why I put Anthrax on my cornflakes every morning

by LOki 2005-05-10 15:26:00 | 448 reads | comment

LOki's journal: Soul Crushed at the Ren Fair

Went to the Sterling Renaissance Festival this last weekend.

by LOki 2005-08-08 16:19:00 | 543 reads | 14 comments

LOki's journal: Los Juevos - Frozen Jam 2/25/06

You begged for mercy, but you'll get none.

by LOki 2006-03-23 15:04:00 | 579 reads | 15 comments

LOki's journal: Thread Killer #1

You may have noted that I've stopped hurting you on a regular basis. You need to heal, but don't worry about me, I'm hurting someone else today:

by LOki 2006-05-26 17:19:00 | 467 reads | 7 comments

LOki's journal: Thread Killer #2

You may have noted that I've stopped hurting you on a regular basis. You need to heal, but don't worry about me, I'm hurting someone else today:

by LOki 2006-05-26 18:40:00 | 400 reads | 4 comments

LOki's journal: Gaze Upon Your Doom...

...and know fear.

by LOki 2008-07-06 19:23:00 | 1225 reads | 24 comments

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Samuel L. Jackson narrates 'Go the meep to Sleep'

Author Adam Mansbach, after repeated struggles to get his two-year-old daughter to fall asleep, once sent out a jokey Facebook post reading: "Look out for my forthcoming children's book, 'Go the meep to Sleep.'" The one-liner amused many of his Facebook friends, and the next thing you know, Mansbach had assembled some verses, and bootleg PDF copies of the profanity-laced opus were suddenly going viral. The thirty-two-page Go the meep to Sleep was picked up by a small Brooklyn publishing house, and even reached number one on Amazon's bestseller list ahead of memoirs by Tina Fey and Steven Tyler, well before its official publication date, which was yesterday.

by middle_age_man 2011-06-20 12:26:20 | 0 reads | 2 comments

Map Of Metal

Lays out a large amount of metal music sub genres, streaming examples of each one. m/

by GrapeApe 2010-12-09 13:17:23 | 1301 reads | 10 comments

meep With Ink.

And piercings, and weird hair.

by dragonstaff 2010-11-09 19:41:59 | 3224 reads | 11 comments

Fear The Boom And Bust

"Absolutely fair and brilliantly rhymed. It's not a complete account of Keynes but it seems to be completely right." Keynes biographer Lord Robert Skidelsky

by LOki 2010-09-07 14:46:42 | 625 reads | 2 comments

Portable Applications On A USB Memory Stick

This is useful if you are using a memory stick on a computer that doesn't have the software you need.

by Danny_Inferno 2008-07-12 16:26:35 | 1851 reads | 2 comments

Build Your Own Atmospheric Forge

Get y0 smith on. How-to's and plans for different types of forges.

by Clavis_Apocalypticae 2008-05-25 23:53:01 | 1472 reads | 1 comment

Make Your Own Biodiesel

Get off the gas grid.

by Clavis_Apocalypticae 2008-05-23 22:03:47 | 1428 reads | 4 comments

Wrong House Raided

As with all raids, the element of surprise is essential.

by mastereddy 2008-05-05 14:46:58 | 195 reads | 1 comment

How To Speak Hip

Very cool. Very, very cool.

by Crackalackin 2008-04-03 13:46:12 | 1440 reads | 4 comments

Hippies Build Steam Powered Battery Charger

pretty neat.

by GrapeApe 2008-03-20 20:04:51 | 1396 reads | 7 comments

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linkswarm

queue: New link: German teen Shouryya Ray solves 300-year-old mathematical riddle posed by Sir Isaac Newton

BeachGoat

on Linkswarm's West Coast Treasure Hunt, Pirate Party and Bad-meep Barbecue.(Planning Stage): Oh, yeah,+

spankerchi+

on Linkswarm's West Coast Treasure Hunt, Pirate Party and Bad-meep Barbecue.(Planning Stage): Sweet!

Crapalicio+

LINK: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.

linkswarm

queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo

BigDinWaun+

fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky

BigDinWaun+

fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky

sunny77

on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+

graycube

on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+

graycube

on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+

fastlane

And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky

fastlane

Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky

fastlane

Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky

fastlane

BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky

fastlane

BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky

fastlane

M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky

fastlane

MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky

fastlane

Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky

fastlane

Post watermelon head post haste.

fastlane

Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky

BeachGoat

Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It

BeachGoat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be

spankerchi+

on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+

spankerchi+

on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+

dragonstaf+

LINK: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing

MstrLance

Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.

MstrLance

I bet it's well manicured.

middle_age+

Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.

BigDinWaun+

spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!

middle_age+

Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.

dragonstaf+

Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.

sunny77

today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject

spankerchi+

Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.

spankerchi+

Change of topic; I'm 41 today.

spankerchi+

Ummm...

sunny77

middle_age+

The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.

StartRecor+

on Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth: the only thing+

Pepper

Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...

nurglets

on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg

BeachGoat

Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"

BeachGoat

There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.

BigDinWaun+

My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?

BigDinWaun+

One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?

BigDinWaun+

I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women

linkswarm

queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.

BeachGoat

"It's a Boy!"

BeachGoat

http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg

spankerchi+

Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!

spankerchi+

Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)

spankerchi+

I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.

linkswarm

queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.

BigDinWaun+

Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.

spankerchi+

No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.

spankerchi+

I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.

BeachGoat

HOME!...That is all

BigDinWaun+

Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?

sunny77

however much is in a can of coconut cream

pete56

LINK: Penn Jilette on Obama's drug hypocrisy

MstrLance

Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?

BigDinWaun+

How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?

godevilliv+

LINK: Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth

MstrLance

MIT's new coating should help with that.

graycube

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: I play banjo.

hoyaguru

clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police

BeachGoat

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+

StartRecor+

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+

BigDinWaun+

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+

linkswarm

queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing

dragonstaf+

Ahh. One of those.

dragonstaf+

Not to my knowledge. Details please.

spankerchi+

That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.

dragonstaf+

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+

spankerchi+

Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?

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