LOki

Location: VALHALLA!!!!!1111!!!!!

Occupation: Fomenter of Discord

Interests: Mischief and politics, but mostly mischief

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Instagram blunder helps ID alleged thief

There are dumb crooks...and there is this crook.

by dragonstaff 2013-05-16 05:38:57 | 0 reads | 1 comment

LOki's journal: The boy vasudeva love association

No summary.

by LOki 2002-12-30 10:44:00 | 2616 reads | 53 comments

LOki's journal: I want to go on a killing spree

I had an epiphany this morning while in the shower--My universe has a room with a window in it, and I am inside this room.

by LOki 2003-01-28 06:32:00 | 354 reads | 3 comments

LOki's journal: Los Juevos - Chittenango Creek Tour 4/9/05

I have a bass guitar.

by LOki 2005-04-12 15:49:00 | 588 reads | 7 comments

LOki's journal: LOki's phone went to BBP 5.1

BBP 5.1 started 1 day late for this LOki.

by LOki 2005-05-06 14:02:00 | 462 reads | 4 comments

LOki's journal: Narcissism

Why I put Anthrax on my cornflakes every morning

by LOki 2005-05-10 15:26:00 | 448 reads | comment

LOki's journal: Soul Crushed at the Ren Fair

Went to the Sterling Renaissance Festival this last weekend.

by LOki 2005-08-08 16:19:00 | 543 reads | 14 comments

LOki's journal: Los Juevos - Frozen Jam 2/25/06

You begged for mercy, but you'll get none.

by LOki 2006-03-23 15:04:00 | 579 reads | 15 comments

LOki's journal: Thread Killer #1

You may have noted that I've stopped hurting you on a regular basis. You need to heal, but don't worry about me, I'm hurting someone else today:

by LOki 2006-05-26 17:19:00 | 467 reads | 7 comments

LOki's journal: Thread Killer #2

You may have noted that I've stopped hurting you on a regular basis. You need to heal, but don't worry about me, I'm hurting someone else today:

by LOki 2006-05-26 18:40:00 | 400 reads | 4 comments

LOki's journal: Gaze Upon Your Doom...

...and know fear.

by LOki 2008-07-06 19:23:00 | 1225 reads | 24 comments

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Creepy Kodak moments

Then again, most people's stash of pictorial history is pretty baffling

by pete56 2012-10-16 22:31:29 | 0 reads | 8 comments

Samuel L. Jackson narrates 'Go the meep to Sleep'

Author Adam Mansbach, after repeated struggles to get his two-year-old daughter to fall asleep, once sent out a jokey Facebook post reading: "Look out for my forthcoming children's book, 'Go the meep to Sleep.'" The one-liner amused many of his Facebook friends, and the next thing you know, Mansbach had assembled some verses, and bootleg PDF copies of the profanity-laced opus were suddenly going viral. The thirty-two-page Go the meep to Sleep was picked up by a small Brooklyn publishing house, and even reached number one on Amazon's bestseller list ahead of memoirs by Tina Fey and Steven Tyler, well before its official publication date, which was yesterday.

by middle_age_man 2011-06-20 12:26:20 | 0 reads | 2 comments

Map Of Metal

Lays out a large amount of metal music sub genres, streaming examples of each one. m/

by GrapeApe 2010-12-09 13:17:23 | 1301 reads | 10 comments

meep With Ink.

And piercings, and weird hair.

by dragonstaff 2010-11-09 19:41:59 | 3224 reads | 11 comments

Fear The Boom And Bust

"Absolutely fair and brilliantly rhymed. It's not a complete account of Keynes but it seems to be completely right." Keynes biographer Lord Robert Skidelsky

by LOki 2010-09-07 14:46:42 | 625 reads | 2 comments

Portable Applications On A USB Memory Stick

This is useful if you are using a memory stick on a computer that doesn't have the software you need.

by Danny_Inferno 2008-07-12 16:26:35 | 1851 reads | 2 comments

Build Your Own Atmospheric Forge

Get y0 smith on. How-to's and plans for different types of forges.

by Clavis_Apocalypticae 2008-05-25 23:53:01 | 1472 reads | 1 comment

Make Your Own Biodiesel

Get off the gas grid.

by Clavis_Apocalypticae 2008-05-23 22:03:47 | 1428 reads | 4 comments

Wrong House Raided

As with all raids, the element of surprise is essential.

by mastereddy 2008-05-05 14:46:58 | 195 reads | 1 comment

How To Speak Hip

Very cool. Very, very cool.

by Crackalackin 2008-04-03 13:46:12 | 1440 reads | 4 comments

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Submits 20+ Politics Things
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Most use of racial slurs in comments
LOCKED: Bruce Lee
Submits 20+ Violence Things
LOCKED: Camphone Thread Artiste
Posts 50 times to the Camphone Thread
LOCKED: Cutter
Creates more than 5 new Journals a month
LOCKED: Chief Surgeon
Edits the most posts
LOCKED: Corpsefucker
Comments on the most outdated posts ever
LOCKED: Decider
Casts 100+ deciding votes in the Alpha Queue
LOCKED: Dittohead
Gets scooped the most
LOCKED: Swarm Employee
Comment every day for a week
LOCKED: Genghis Khan
Submits 50+ Violence Things
LOCKED: Grumpiest Alpha
Downvoted the most links in the queue
LOCKED: Hugh Hefner
Most Sexual submitter
LOCKED: Inspector Gadget
Searches for links threads journals and users the most
LOCKED: Jackoff Planner
Clipswarms 10+ Sexual things
LOCKED: Juggernaut
Most rejected things total
LOCKED: Late To The Party
Obtains 10 Wallflowers
LOCKED: Ouija Board
Commented on 100 rejected links
LOCKED: Playboy
Submits 20+ Sexual Things
LOCKED: Petitioner
Comments the most in their own rejected things
LOCKED: Predator
Comment 20+ times in one user's things in one week
LOCKED: Quentin Tarantino
Submits 20+ Film/Television and 20+ Violence things
LOCKED: Rantasaurus Rex
10+ comments exceeding 1000 words
LOCKED: Renegade Alpha
Votes to delete the most links in the Queue
LOCKED: Repeating Myself
#1 Submitter of the most stuff from a single domain
LOCKED: Senator
Most Political submitter
LOCKED: Serial Killer
Clipswarms the most Violence links
LOCKED: Space Invaders
Submits 10+ Video Game and 10+ Science things
LOCKED: Stalker
Comment 10+ times in the same user's journal in one week
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Has had their things ClipSwarmed 10 times
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Has had their things ClipSwarmed 25 times
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Has had their things ClipSwarmed the most
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Late as hell to a thread (already has 30+ comments)
BeachGoat
on French theme park with giant mechanical animals: Nice video of the+
BeachGoat
LINK: World's Largest Rubber Duckie Assassinated
MstrLance
The shoutbox could be a script, if we ever wanted to reenact the shoutbox.
spankerchi+
Linkswarm must live.
Senor_Smok+
While you're at it,fix the camphone thread stuff..kthx
Heather
Where is this LS script?
freakmachi+
LINK: French theme park with giant mechanical animals
middle_age+
If a person can 'literally- step on a nail, is it safe to say that one could metaphorically step on a nail?
LOki
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: dragonstaff: "Tesco+
LOki
@ JohnLenin: Dog jamming. LOL.
spod
The Soul Rapers, great band!
bobacus
I knew I could get a rise out of you.
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: "E-coli has over 9+
spankerchi+
Actually; I kinda DO.
MstrLance
You'll all sleep better knowing that JL is silently watching.
JohnLenin
I never bailed. I'm always lurking. Hard to chime in on the Dad-Bro circle. And if you compare me to dagwood again I'll rape your soul.
Cryogeneri+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: While I can't prove+
bobacus
meep you JL. You bailed.You're just like Dagwood.
bobacus
By a state or two.
spod
on Bachmann urges 'spiritual warfare' to impose religious values on government: She is acting on+
dragonstaf+
Hey Bobacus, sound off if the twister missed you.
dragonstaf+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: "Actually, as I am+
JohnLenin
I'd like to cash in all of my unused textwar credits to ban everyone from this webbed establishment
meeproach
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@tesco](http://www.+
spankerchi+
textwarred tesco until 2013-05-27 22:12:35
tesco
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: My shop is in+
tesco
on Why Is It So Hard To Quit Smoking?: Next they will want+
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: La Cucaracha You can+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Adios Ray Manzarek
bobacus
It was his rock hall acceptance speech. Its seemingly only on HBO.
dragonstaf+
Link?
bobacus
I want to give the award for the best speech, ever, to Alex Lifeson. I think he found Ozzy's dealer.
Danny_Infe+
LINK: Depression Part Two
Danny_Infe+
LINK: Interview With Charlie Watts
HOBO
LINK: Bachmann urges 'spiritual warfare' to impose religious values on government
linkswarm
queue: New link: French theme park with giant mechanical animals
StartRecor+
Context is everything. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaGKxAgCguU
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
Danny_Infe+
LINK: Tried To Have meep With Hornet's Nest - Death
spankerchi+
LINK: Bakersfield police beat suspect to death, then seize cell phones of witnesses.(Alledgedly erasing one video)
meepbox
RIP http://www.lolserver.net/ like 6 months ago. :(
BeachGoat
on Why Is It So Hard To Quit Smoking?: We calculated the+
dragonstaf+
Bob Welch is DED by a shot to his own chest.
linkswarm
queue: New link: meep Trickle is Ded by a shot to his own head.
dragonstaf+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: [@StartRecordingNow]+
StartRecor+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: ALSO people like me?+
StartRecor+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: and without the+
StartRecor+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: _A pistol makes a+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Instagram blunder helps ID alleged thief
meeproach
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@tesco](http://www.+
spankerchi+
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: Oh, DO tell us+
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: Genetic changes+
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@meeproach](http://+
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@meeproach](http://+
meeproach
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@tesco](http://www.+
tesco
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: [@StartRecordingNow]+
tesco
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: Spankerchief. I am+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bakersfield police beat suspect to death, then seize cell phones of witnesses.(Alledgedly erasing one video)
StartRecor+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: Learned a new word+
MstrLance
We called them meep Floss.
BeachGoat
We called them Wrist Rockets in my day
StartRecor+
i got me one of them thongs. i'll post a pic later.
meeproach
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@tesco](http://www.+
HOBO
http://www.cafepress.com/+classic_thong,5384613
Cryogeneri+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: What if you live+
spod
LINK: Woman force-feeds herself 5,000 calories a day in bid to be fattest possible fetish model
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: http://www.youtube.c+
linkswarm
queue: New link: World's Largest Rubber Duckie Assassinated
linkswarm
queue: New link: Depression Part Two
linkswarm
queue: New link: Tried To Have meep With Hornet's Nest - Death
linkswarm
queue: New link: Interview With Charlie Watts
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: Loki, your+
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