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LORDKAHUNA

Location: Waterloo

Occupation: Smartfone whipping boy

Interests: Film, comics, boobs, booze, TV violence.

daemian> the hat was like a clown's penis raped over his skeletal jailhouse face, hahaha, i meant draped

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stole the Syndicate Overlord badge from vasudeva for being the most Clipswarmed player in the universe with Mythbusting Canadian Health Care

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stole the Repeating Myself badge from nobody for submitting Stevie Wonder Playing The Talk Box

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Things Approved: 325
Approval Success Rating: .09
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Total Rads: 149090

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Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident

Well, thats a lie, he was just hospitalized after being struck by car.

by LORDKAHUNA 2012-05-23 08:29:14 | 0 reads | 9 comments

LORDKAHUNA's journal: Part man. Part machine. All cop. The future of law enforcement

Was dusting off my old VHS collection (most of my current stuff is on DVD now) and came across (you guessed it) Robocop!, After watching this for a half hour I realize just how BADASS Robocop is, the first time he points his weapon at somebody he shoots them right in the garbage!

by LORDKAHUNA 2004-07-24 22:48:00 | 692 reads | 5 comments

LORDKAHUNA's journal: Everybody relax, I'm here.

What can I say, this movie is still one of the best fantasy action comedies ever, from Chinese black magic to Thunder Gods, Big Trouble in Little China was amazingly funny in spite of the mid-80's effects. Kurt Russel's Jack Burton was a great character, adding the all American attitude with clumsiness, amazing reflexes, and a diesel truck.

by LORDKAHUNA 2004-07-26 16:25:00 | 739 reads | 7 comments

LORDKAHUNA's journal: Conan!!!

"Conan! What is best in life?"

by LORDKAHUNA 2004-08-07 23:04:00 | 725 reads | 2 comments

LORDKAHUNA's journal: Fuking Gerry!

No summary.

by LORDKAHUNA 2004-08-13 13:46:00 | 2176 reads | 20 comments

LORDKAHUNA's journal: Company Picnic

My fellow managers forget deadlines and deliverables. My co-workers devote themselves to eating, chatting and sharing a flask behind the bushes. Even the CEO shows his sunny side.

by LORDKAHUNA 2004-08-18 11:22:00 | 687 reads | 2 comments

LORDKAHUNA's journal: Mini-KAHUNA

I feel I am a reasonably well adjusted human being, I have experienced periods of great incalculable joy as well as despair so deep I thought would be the end of me, I am well acquainted with stress and have a capacity for humor. People who know me would say that (emotionally) I feel things more than most people (no I am not a head case); it is almost impossible for me to hide any emotion I feel at any given time.

by LORDKAHUNA 2004-08-25 14:10:00 | 1013 reads | 26 comments

LORDKAHUNA's journal: Doppelganger

So last night I'm surfing the web and I stumble across this site: http://www.rotten.com/library/language/the-finger/shocker/

by LORDKAHUNA 2004-10-06 08:04:00 | 705 reads | 18 comments

LORDKAHUNA's journal: Mah Dextop!

Yes, I collect toys.

by LORDKAHUNA 2004-10-12 19:02:00 | 627 reads | 9 comments

LORDKAHUNA's journal: World Domination

I am only missing one key element in my design to rule the world -- A FUKIN LINKSWARM T-SHIRT!!111

by LORDKAHUNA 2004-10-20 14:12:00 | 617 reads | 6 comments

LORDKAHUNA's journal: Kelly Osbourne

Not that I think she's hawt, but did anyone else see Kelly Osbourne's HUGE GODDAM BOOBS, each one was roughly the same size as her head.

by LORDKAHUNA 2004-10-25 21:21:00 | 2056 reads | 16 comments

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Tatara Project - From Dust To Edge

Dude makes some tanto blades out of homemade steel. High level badassery.

by Clavis_Apocalypticae 2011-06-14 07:38:26 | 0 reads | 1 comment

Redheads

inarticulate moaning sounds

by pete56 2011-05-15 12:10:35 | 0 reads | 19 comments

meep

Need I say more?

by dragonstaff 2011-03-28 22:22:42 | 173 reads | 9 comments

All Trek

Yes that is correct, all Trek

by LORDKAHUNA 2011-03-09 09:42:19 | 670 reads | 5 comments

TinEye Reverse Image Search

TinEye is a reverse image search engine. You can submit an image to TinEye to find out where it came from, how it is being used, if modified versions of the image exist, or to find higher resolution versions.

by godevillivedog 2011-02-22 09:02:27 | 446 reads | comment

Forum: Stuff what needs to added to this awesome new Linkswarm 2.0

who is online

by ghostrider 2010-12-16 20:06:05 | 9596 reads | 140 comments

Video Of A Truck Overturning On I-95 Killing 12 Babies

I just threw up in my mouth a little

by LORDKAHUNA 2010-07-28 14:07:32 | 2722 reads | 39 comments

Write Or Die - Awesome Tool For Writing

Get punished when not writing for a short time.

by Sachsenpaule 2008-12-09 17:36:14 | 2059 reads | 2 comments

The 150 Best Online Flash Games

You've prolly played a bunch of these, now they're gathered in one place.

by Danny_Inferno 2008-10-08 00:54:47 | 3483 reads | 7 comments

Wild Mountain Biking Video

I want to try! (Have the ambulance standing by.)

by trickbear 2008-10-07 17:24:43 | 1285 reads | 5 comments

earned the Syndicate Hustler badge when Dumbskull clipswarmed 2001: A Space Odyssey Explained In Flash. Interesting Explanation

earned the Syndicate Boss badge when ragoo clipswarmed Cool Open Dir Viewer

stole the Syndicate Overlord badge from vasudeva for being the most Clipswarmed player in the universe with Mythbusting Canadian Health Care

for Team Fortress 2 Sentry Manual (PDF) and Cheap Solar Power Poised+

for If You Were A Terrorist, How Would You Attack?

for Gruesome Iraq Pics

for W And The Damage Done

for Who is the Hottest Music Celeb EVAR?

for Where the Wild Things Are and If You Were A Terrorist, How Would You Attack?

stole the Repeating Myself badge from nobody for submitting Stevie Wonder Playing The Talk Box

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linkswarm

queue: New link: German teen Shouryya Ray solves 300-year-old mathematical riddle posed by Sir Isaac Newton

BeachGoat

on Linkswarm's West Coast Treasure Hunt, Pirate Party and Bad-meep Barbecue.(Planning Stage): Oh, yeah,+

spankerchi+

on Linkswarm's West Coast Treasure Hunt, Pirate Party and Bad-meep Barbecue.(Planning Stage): Sweet!

Crapalicio+

LINK: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.

linkswarm

queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo

BigDinWaun+

fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky

BigDinWaun+

fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky

sunny77

on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+

graycube

on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+

graycube

on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+

fastlane

And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky

fastlane

Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky

fastlane

Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky

fastlane

BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky

fastlane

BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky

fastlane

M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky

fastlane

MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky

fastlane

Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky

fastlane

Post watermelon head post haste.

fastlane

Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky

BeachGoat

Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It

BeachGoat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be

spankerchi+

on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+

spankerchi+

on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+

dragonstaf+

LINK: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing

MstrLance

Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.

MstrLance

I bet it's well manicured.

middle_age+

Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.

BigDinWaun+

spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!

middle_age+

Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.

dragonstaf+

Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.

sunny77

today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject

spankerchi+

Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.

spankerchi+

Change of topic; I'm 41 today.

spankerchi+

Ummm...

sunny77

middle_age+

The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.

StartRecor+

on Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth: the only thing+

Pepper

Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...

nurglets

on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg

BeachGoat

Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"

BeachGoat

There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.

BigDinWaun+

My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?

BigDinWaun+

One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?

BigDinWaun+

I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women

linkswarm

queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.

BeachGoat

"It's a Boy!"

BeachGoat

http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg

spankerchi+

Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!

spankerchi+

Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)

spankerchi+

I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.

linkswarm

queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.

BigDinWaun+

Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.

spankerchi+

No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.

spankerchi+

I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.

BeachGoat

HOME!...That is all

BigDinWaun+

Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?

sunny77

however much is in a can of coconut cream

pete56

LINK: Penn Jilette on Obama's drug hypocrisy

MstrLance

Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?

BigDinWaun+

How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?

godevilliv+

LINK: Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth

MstrLance

MIT's new coating should help with that.

graycube

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: I play banjo.

hoyaguru

clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police

BeachGoat

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+

StartRecor+

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+

BigDinWaun+

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+

linkswarm

queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing

dragonstaf+

Ahh. One of those.

dragonstaf+

Not to my knowledge. Details please.

spankerchi+

That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.

dragonstaf+

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+

spankerchi+

Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?

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