LORDKAHUNA

Location: Waterloo

Occupation: Smartfone whipping boy

Interests: Film, comics, boobs, booze, TV violence.

daemian> the hat was like a clown's penis raped over his skeletal jailhouse face, hahaha, i meant draped
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Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident

Well, thats a lie, he was just hospitalized after being struck by car.

LORDKAHUNA's journal: Part man. Part machine. All cop. The future of law enforcement

Was dusting off my old VHS collection (most of my current stuff is on DVD now) and came across (you guessed it) Robocop!, After watching this for a half hour I realize just how BADASS Robocop is, the first time he points his weapon at somebody he shoots them right in the garbage!

LORDKAHUNA's journal: Everybody relax, I'm here.

What can I say, this movie is still one of the best fantasy action comedies ever, from Chinese black magic to Thunder Gods, Big Trouble in Little China was amazingly funny in spite of the mid-80's effects. Kurt Russel's Jack Burton was a great character, adding the all American attitude with clumsiness, amazing reflexes, and a diesel truck.

LORDKAHUNA's journal: Conan!!!

"Conan! What is best in life?"

LORDKAHUNA's journal: Fuking Gerry!

No summary.

LORDKAHUNA's journal: Company Picnic

My fellow managers forget deadlines and deliverables. My co-workers devote themselves to eating, chatting and sharing a flask behind the bushes. Even the CEO shows his sunny side.

LORDKAHUNA's journal: Mini-KAHUNA

I feel I am a reasonably well adjusted human being, I have experienced periods of great incalculable joy as well as despair so deep I thought would be the end of me, I am well acquainted with stress and have a capacity for humor. People who know me would say that (emotionally) I feel things more than most people (no I am not a head case); it is almost impossible for me to hide any emotion I feel at any given time.

LORDKAHUNA's journal: Doppelganger

So last night I'm surfing the web and I stumble across this site: http://www.rotten.com/library/language/the-finger/shocker/

LORDKAHUNA's journal: Mah Dextop!

Yes, I collect toys.

LORDKAHUNA's journal: World Domination

I am only missing one key element in my design to rule the world -- A FUKIN LINKSWARM T-SHIRT!!111

LORDKAHUNA's journal: Kelly Osbourne

Not that I think she's hawt, but did anyone else see Kelly Osbourne's HUGE GODDAM BOOBS, each one was roughly the same size as her head.

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Tatara Project - From Dust To Edge

Dude makes some tanto blades out of homemade steel. High level badassery.

Redheads

inarticulate moaning sounds

meep

Need I say more?

All Trek

Yes that is correct, all Trek

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Video Of A Truck Overturning On I-95 Killing 12 Babies

I just threw up in my mouth a little

Write Or Die - Awesome Tool For Writing

Get punished when not writing for a short time.

The 150 Best Online Flash Games

You've prolly played a bunch of these, now they're gathered in one place.

Wild Mountain Biking Video

I want to try! (Have the ambulance standing by.)

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Submits 20+ Sexual Things
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Submits 20+ Film/Television and 20+ Violence things
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Commented on 100 rejected links
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Casts 100+ deciding votes in the Alpha Queue
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queue: New link: German teen Shouryya Ray solves 300-year-old mathematical riddle posed by Sir Isaac Newton
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queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
BigDinWaun+
fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
BigDinWaun+
fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
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fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
middle_age+
Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
BigDinWaun+
spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
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clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
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Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
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Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
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