LORDKAHUNA

Location: Waterloo

Occupation: Smartfone whipping boy

Interests: Film, comics, boobs, booze, TV violence.

daemian> the hat was like a clown's penis raped over his skeletal jailhouse face, hahaha, i meant draped

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LORDKAHUNA's journal: Part man. Part machine. All cop. The future of law enforcement

Was dusting off my old VHS collection (most of my current stuff is on DVD now) and came across (you guessed it) Robocop!, After watching this for a half hour I realize just how BADASS Robocop is, the first time he points his weapon at somebody he shoots them right in the garbage!

by LORDKAHUNA 2004-07-24 22:48:00 | 692 reads | 5 comments

LORDKAHUNA's journal: Everybody relax, I'm here.

What can I say, this movie is still one of the best fantasy action comedies ever, from Chinese black magic to Thunder Gods, Big Trouble in Little China was amazingly funny in spite of the mid-80's effects. Kurt Russel's Jack Burton was a great character, adding the all American attitude with clumsiness, amazing reflexes, and a diesel truck.

by LORDKAHUNA 2004-07-26 16:25:00 | 739 reads | 7 comments

LORDKAHUNA's journal: Conan!!!

"Conan! What is best in life?"

by LORDKAHUNA 2004-08-07 23:04:00 | 725 reads | 2 comments

LORDKAHUNA's journal: Fuking Gerry!

No summary.

by LORDKAHUNA 2004-08-13 13:46:00 | 2176 reads | 20 comments

LORDKAHUNA's journal: Company Picnic

My fellow managers forget deadlines and deliverables. My co-workers devote themselves to eating, chatting and sharing a flask behind the bushes. Even the CEO shows his sunny side.

by LORDKAHUNA 2004-08-18 11:22:00 | 687 reads | 2 comments

LORDKAHUNA's journal: Mini-KAHUNA

I feel I am a reasonably well adjusted human being, I have experienced periods of great incalculable joy as well as despair so deep I thought would be the end of me, I am well acquainted with stress and have a capacity for humor. People who know me would say that (emotionally) I feel things more than most people (no I am not a head case); it is almost impossible for me to hide any emotion I feel at any given time.

by LORDKAHUNA 2004-08-25 14:10:00 | 1013 reads | 26 comments

LORDKAHUNA's journal: Doppelganger

So last night I'm surfing the web and I stumble across this site: http://www.rotten.com/library/language/the-finger/shocker/

by LORDKAHUNA 2004-10-06 08:04:00 | 705 reads | 18 comments

LORDKAHUNA's journal: Mah Dextop!

Yes, I collect toys.

by LORDKAHUNA 2004-10-12 19:02:00 | 627 reads | 9 comments

LORDKAHUNA's journal: World Domination

I am only missing one key element in my design to rule the world -- A FUKIN LINKSWARM T-SHIRT!!111

by LORDKAHUNA 2004-10-20 14:12:00 | 617 reads | 6 comments

LORDKAHUNA's journal: Kelly Osbourne

Not that I think she's hawt, but did anyone else see Kelly Osbourne's HUGE GODDAM BOOBS, each one was roughly the same size as her head.

by LORDKAHUNA 2004-10-25 21:21:00 | 2056 reads | 16 comments

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Tatara Project - From Dust To Edge

Dude makes some tanto blades out of homemade steel. High level badassery.

by Clavis_Apocalypticae 2011-06-14 07:38:26 | 0 reads | 1 comment

Redheads

inarticulate moaning sounds

by pete56 2011-05-15 12:10:35 | 0 reads | 19 comments

meep

Need I say more?

by dragonstaff 2011-03-28 22:22:42 | 173 reads | 9 comments

All Trek

Yes that is correct, all Trek

by LORDKAHUNA 2011-03-09 09:42:19 | 670 reads | 5 comments

TinEye Reverse Image Search

TinEye is a reverse image search engine. You can submit an image to TinEye to find out where it came from, how it is being used, if modified versions of the image exist, or to find higher resolution versions.

by godevillivedog 2011-02-22 09:02:27 | 446 reads | comment

Forum: Stuff what needs to added to this awesome new Linkswarm 2.0

who is online

by ghostrider 2010-12-16 20:06:05 | 9596 reads | 140 comments

Video Of A Truck Overturning On I-95 Killing 12 Babies

I just threw up in my mouth a little

by LORDKAHUNA 2010-07-28 14:07:32 | 2722 reads | 39 comments

Write Or Die - Awesome Tool For Writing

Get punished when not writing for a short time.

by Sachsenpaule 2008-12-09 17:36:14 | 2059 reads | 2 comments

The 150 Best Online Flash Games

You've prolly played a bunch of these, now they're gathered in one place.

by Danny_Inferno 2008-10-08 00:54:47 | 3483 reads | 7 comments

Wild Mountain Biking Video

I want to try! (Have the ambulance standing by.)

by trickbear 2008-10-07 17:24:43 | 1285 reads | 5 comments

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It was his rock hall acceptance speech. Its seemingly only on HBO.
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I want to give the award for the best speech, ever, to Alex Lifeson. I think he found Ozzy's dealer.
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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RIP http://www.lolserver.net/ like 6 months ago. :(
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Bob Welch is DED by a shot to his own chest.
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We called them meep Floss.
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i got me one of them thongs. i'll post a pic later.
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