KrazEEyes's journal: Take me under your wing Linkswarm

In the past year I've come to know many of the members of LS through my husband LordKahuna. Intrigued by the colorful characters that make up this community, I felt compelled to see what all the hype is about. It is more common to meet some one online and then in person, however I am reversing this social behaviour by reintroducing myself to some of the people I've known in the real world and discovering who they are in the internet world. This may prove to be a scary endeavor since the people we become online are often less guarded and we start typing a whole 'lot of meep. But that's cool, because I believe that is who we really are...people who have a whole 'lot of meep to get out. So thank you Vasudeva for this outlet. I'm looking forward to sharing my meep , your meep and all the meep online with you all.

by KrazEEyes 2005-08-05 23:55:00 | 565 reads | 31 comments

KrazEEyes's journal: A shout out to all my 4-eyed brothas & sistas!

Having worn glasses since I was 2 years old, they now represent who I am and at age 27 I can say "I'm okay with that". I don't understand why these accessories have been so shunned over the years. Okay I admit that I am guilty of having tried to hide the fact that I'm optically challenged by wearing contacts and even looking into laser eye surgery; but I've now decided to embrace the fact that glasses make up the face those around me know and love. Without my glasses I am in fact "KrazEEyes", having been blessed with the oh so freaky lazy eye. It's great for doing party tricks though! See there is an upside to every handicap. I think it's time that all of us vision impaired step up and say "I'm 4-eyed and meep proud of it!"

by KrazEEyes 2005-08-06 07:59:00 | 565 reads | 15 comments

KrazEEyes's journal: A Story For LBP

Once apon a time there was a beautiful young lady named LittleBabyPissmouth who had a meepin' car which she affectionately called "Gigi" (aka "Cawkmobile") Gigi was no ordinary automobile, she was a 1976 classic T-bird. Together they drove all over the country, each turn a new adventure. One day while cruising down the east coast they came across a drag race in Myrtle Beach. There were souped up Honda Civics, BMW's, 2005 Ford Mustangs; all surrounded by a large crowd. As LBP and Gigi rolled up to the scene, the crowd couldn't help but notice them since the ground shook from the rumble of the V8 engine. They pulled up next to a black Jetta that was being waxed by a blonde, spikey haired dude who caught her eye. "Nice classic", he said with a meepy smile. "It looks like it's a little too much car for you to handle though." LBP simply laughed, "Well let me show you if I can". He didn't hesitate to take on the challenge as they made there way to the starting line. LBP revved Gigi's engine "VROOM,VROOM". Spikey haired dude revved his engine "vroom, vroom". A meepy brunette wearing a hawaiian shirt and meeptail umbrellas behind his ears, waved the flag and they were off! The Jetta sped off quickly as LBP and Gigi paced themselves behind, slowly accelerating all of their 4,880 pounds of metal. Spikey haired dude looked in his rearview mirror and started to laugh. Suddenly he felt a vibration that began to get stronger and stronger. He looked down at his gauges but nothing seemed abnormal. However when he looked back up into his mirror he saw LBP and Gigi coming right up on his meep. Startled and unable to hold onto the steering wheel due to the shaking, he lost control as the Thunderbird sped by him. "See ya Motha' meepa'!" shouted LBP. The crowd cheered as she crossed the finish line. The meepy brunette in the hawaiin shirt came over to congratulate her and presented her with a lei which she put around Gigi's rearview mirror. Feeling a liitle bad and still intrigued by the spikey haired dude she went over to help him out of his Jetta wreckage. "So do you think you could handle the both of us?" she asked him smuggly. "Well I do need a ride home now meep," he replied. So the trio set off back home to Syracuse, NY with the mangled Jetta in tow.

by KrazEEyes 2005-08-09 13:38:00 | 377 reads | 6 comments

KrazEEyes's journal: Baby Goes To The Zoo

I took my 4 mth old baby to the zoo this summer (probably more for my entertainment than hers at this age) and as always the monkeys never cease to amaze me. I was walking by the Mandrill exhibit (a West African monkey that is related to the baboon family - for those non-primate enthusiasts) and one of the monkeys started following me. Well not me exactly, but the empty stroller I was pushing. My father-in-law was carrying my daughter outside of the exhibit area, but it appeared that this monkey was looking for the baby. I ran to get my little girl and put her up to the glass, you know in an offering type manner - "Take my baby and raise her to be one of your own, 'cause Lord knows she'll be better off than with me and Kahuna raising her!". Anyways this monkey starts freaking out! It's jumping up and down doing flips, banging on the glass! It was hallarious, and it was the one exhibit even my daughter found amusing. I believe in creationism, but it always baffles me how similar primates are to humans 'cause that was exactly the way LK reacted when Jasmyn was first born! Why do you think he was so crazy at the last BBP? So I've decided that my daughter's godparent will be our new friend at the Metro Toronto Zoo, who we've affectionately named "Curious George". Unless it was a female, in that case I guess we'll call her "Curious Georgina".

by KrazEEyes 2005-08-24 23:58:00 | 793 reads | 17 comments

KrazEEyes's journal: Insomnia

Those who have spent any time with me are probably very aware of this simple fact:

by KrazEEyes 2006-11-18 03:02:00 | 552 reads | 11 comments