JohnLenin

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"Please don't confuse the term "Blow me" with any real desire of actually being blown by you." - wotak
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JohnLenin's journal: This is the title of my journal

I really have nothing too interesting to put in a journal, but I want to be cool like everyone else. I just got out of a "discussion" with the "guitarist" from my band about how we're going about recording meep backwards and that he needs to listen to me more about technical meepe. I spent all day trying to overdub the bass on 5 poor quality tracks and I eventually snapped. We conlcuded the discussion by proposing we do mushrooms and go to Mexico. I doubt we wil, but it's a nice thought.

JohnLenin's journal: The hippie gets a job...

So I'm finally working again after sitting around for almost a year. I am now a flower delivery guy, hooray. I drive all over San Diego County and get paid $4 per delivery (about $12-$16 per hour), which is better than my last job (a baker for $8/hr). Now I'll be able to go alpha and smoke 10 times as much pot ...at the same time.

JohnLenin's journal: meeped up dream

I have a friend who's mental health is a little questionable from time to time, and I'm pretty sure he secretly doesnt like me(in this story we'll call him "Bob"). Well, last night I had a series of lenghty, detailed, and motherfukkin' scary dreams about his plot to kill me. I'm used to having super messed up dreams about the weirdest and most disturbing things you can think of, but this dream has made me paranoid.

JohnLenin's journal: Hippie gets another job

So my buddy Ryan asked me to help him move some flagstone today at a landscaping site he's working on. I show up and am instantly hired to work for a week making 90-100 buckaroos a day. It mostly consists of digging and ..... digging, but it's not bad at all. I spent today digging up trenches and whatnot ... now I need a cold beer. Maybe several cold beers.....and drugs with my droogs. peace out.

JohnLenin's journal: Beer and Reggae Fest

I went to the Beer & Reggae Fest at the Del Mar Racetrack last night. It was awesome. I saw Common Sense and Ziggy Marley play, and they were both amazing. The cloud of smoke that drifted up from the crowd danced in front of the stage lights for the entire 2 hour show. The only problem was this jailbait who kept grinding on my leg for about 40 minutes, I wasn't sure what to do so I ignored it. End transmission.

JohnLenin's journal: Fired/quit awesomeness

I managed to work my meepery magic and completely screw up my meepty job. I deliver flowers, and I meeped it up. The other day I was called in to deliver and had to cancel my important plans (drugs, burritos, etc..). Regardless of how unimportant my day was going to be, I was bummed about it. I got stuck driving around Camp Pendleton for 2 hours because 7 MP's gave me retarded jarhead directions, and by the time I drove off the base I was over it all. I had one delivery left and decided to just ditch it and go home. The other driver told me he's never been caught for throwing out a delivery, so I figured one wasnt gonna kill me. The next day my boss says they called, and because I put a fake signature on the form I managed to eek out of it by saying It must have been the wrong address. He makes me go look for it. Now I was meeped. I didnt want to say I threw it away, and I didnt have a good lie. The street only had a couple biuldings, but I still went with the "I forgot where I took it" angle. I feel like a child holding a crayon telling his parents that the drawing behind him on the wall wasnt his fault. I'm not going back, and I'm giving the other driver my paycheck so he wont gripe about being alone for a little while until they hire someone else.

JohnLenin's journal: Operation: Eurotrip

My friend and I have decided to ditch our country for a few months and fly to Europe. So far, we plan to leave on Feb 1st and return on April 20th. We'll set up HQ in Nottingham, England and take trains to places like Paris, Berlin, and Amsterdam. Does anyone know of any particulary cool places I should check out over there (cool pubs, museums, etc..)?

JohnLenin's journal: Medical Question

My grandfather went into the ER with severe back pain/complications and after testing my Mom called to tell me he has Congenital Joint disease throughout his spine. I tried looking up what that means but can't find any info. And I'd rather slam my glorious nuts in a door than try asking my mom. Does anyone have info on this?

JohnLenin's journal: Mothermeeping Morse Code

Ok, so I just came up with a sweet idea:

JohnLenin's journal: Going Bald

My agenda for tomorrow? Shave my head to a shine. Why? My reasons are plentiful. For starters, I find change such as this very liberating. Changing a part of myself or surroundings breaks y routine and lets me think differently. My second reason is that I'm meeping insane. The third reason is that my long rockstar hair makes me uncomfortable at night. I was going to cut it a long time ago, but I was distracted by the hurricanes and terrorism. Fourth reason: I've known a couple people in recent history who've had lice problems, and FUK THAT. I'd rather be bald and happy than georgous and itchy. My last reason: I will instantly become a good luck charm. How meeping cool is that. Everytime there's a bald dude around, his head instantly becomes everyone's personal shamrock.! I'll make all sorts of neat friends. I'll put up before/after shots later..like when I wake up. But for now, enjoy this artist's rendering of the finished product:

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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
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And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
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Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
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Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
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BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
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M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
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MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
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Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
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Post watermelon head post haste.
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Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
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Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
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I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
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Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
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today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
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Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
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Ummm...
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:|
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The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
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Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
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There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
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One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
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"It's a Boy!"
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http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
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Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
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Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
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I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
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No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
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I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
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HOME!...That is all
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Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
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How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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MIT's new coating should help with that.
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Ahh. One of those.
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Not to my knowledge. Details please.
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That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
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Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
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