JohnLenin's journal: This is the title of my journal

I really have nothing too interesting to put in a journal, but I want to be cool like everyone else. I just got out of a "discussion" with the "guitarist" from my band about how we're going about recording meep backwards and that he needs to listen to me more about technical meepe. I spent all day trying to overdub the bass on 5 poor quality tracks and I eventually snapped. We conlcuded the discussion by proposing we do mushrooms and go to Mexico. I doubt we wil, but it's a nice thought.

by JohnLenin 2005-08-16 20:42:00 | 512 reads | 3 comments

JohnLenin's journal: The hippie gets a job...

So I'm finally working again after sitting around for almost a year. I am now a flower delivery guy, hooray. I drive all over San Diego County and get paid $4 per delivery (about $12-$16 per hour), which is better than my last job (a baker for $8/hr). Now I'll be able to go alpha and smoke 10 times as much pot ...at the same time.

by JohnLenin 2005-08-18 17:32:00 | 614 reads | 12 comments

JohnLenin's journal: meeped up dream

I have a friend who's mental health is a little questionable from time to time, and I'm pretty sure he secretly doesnt like me(in this story we'll call him "Bob"). Well, last night I had a series of lenghty, detailed, and motherfukkin' scary dreams about his plot to kill me. I'm used to having super messed up dreams about the weirdest and most disturbing things you can think of, but this dream has made me paranoid.

by JohnLenin 2005-08-19 14:01:00 | 623 reads | 5 comments

JohnLenin's journal: Hippie gets another job

So my buddy Ryan asked me to help him move some flagstone today at a landscaping site he's working on. I show up and am instantly hired to work for a week making 90-100 buckaroos a day. It mostly consists of digging and ..... digging, but it's not bad at all. I spent today digging up trenches and whatnot ... now I need a cold beer. Maybe several cold beers.....and drugs with my droogs. peace out.

by JohnLenin 2005-08-24 18:10:00 | 538 reads | 3 comments

JohnLenin's journal: Beer and Reggae Fest

I went to the Beer & Reggae Fest at the Del Mar Racetrack last night. It was awesome. I saw Common Sense and Ziggy Marley play, and they were both amazing. The cloud of smoke that drifted up from the crowd danced in front of the stage lights for the entire 2 hour show. The only problem was this jailbait who kept grinding on my leg for about 40 minutes, I wasn't sure what to do so I ignored it. End transmission.

by JohnLenin 2005-08-28 12:23:00 | 558 reads | 4 comments

JohnLenin's journal: Fired/quit awesomeness

I managed to work my meepery magic and completely screw up my meepty job. I deliver flowers, and I meeped it up. The other day I was called in to deliver and had to cancel my important plans (drugs, burritos, etc..). Regardless of how unimportant my day was going to be, I was bummed about it. I got stuck driving around Camp Pendleton for 2 hours because 7 MP's gave me retarded jarhead directions, and by the time I drove off the base I was over it all. I had one delivery left and decided to just ditch it and go home. The other driver told me he's never been caught for throwing out a delivery, so I figured one wasnt gonna kill me. The next day my boss says they called, and because I put a fake signature on the form I managed to eek out of it by saying It must have been the wrong address. He makes me go look for it. Now I was meeped. I didnt want to say I threw it away, and I didnt have a good lie. The street only had a couple biuldings, but I still went with the "I forgot where I took it" angle. I feel like a child holding a crayon telling his parents that the drawing behind him on the wall wasnt his fault. I'm not going back, and I'm giving the other driver my paycheck so he wont gripe about being alone for a little while until they hire someone else.

by JohnLenin 2005-09-08 22:53:00 | 494 reads | 6 comments

JohnLenin's journal: Operation: Eurotrip

My friend and I have decided to ditch our country for a few months and fly to Europe. So far, we plan to leave on Feb 1st and return on April 20th. We'll set up HQ in Nottingham, England and take trains to places like Paris, Berlin, and Amsterdam. Does anyone know of any particulary cool places I should check out over there (cool pubs, museums, etc..)?

by JohnLenin 2005-09-19 19:32:00 | 540 reads | 8 comments

JohnLenin's journal: Medical Question

My grandfather went into the ER with severe back pain/complications and after testing my Mom called to tell me he has Congenital Joint disease throughout his spine. I tried looking up what that means but can't find any info. And I'd rather slam my glorious nuts in a door than try asking my mom. Does anyone have info on this?

by JohnLenin 2005-09-21 12:38:00 | 574 reads | 5 comments

JohnLenin's journal: Mothermeeping Morse Code

Ok, so I just came up with a sweet idea:

by JohnLenin 2005-10-23 02:12:00 | 756 reads | 13 comments

JohnLenin's journal: Going Bald

My agenda for tomorrow? Shave my head to a shine. Why? My reasons are plentiful. For starters, I find change such as this very liberating. Changing a part of myself or surroundings breaks y routine and lets me think differently. My second reason is that I'm meeping insane. The third reason is that my long rockstar hair makes me uncomfortable at night. I was going to cut it a long time ago, but I was distracted by the hurricanes and terrorism. Fourth reason: I've known a couple people in recent history who've had lice problems, and FUK THAT. I'd rather be bald and happy than georgous and itchy. My last reason: I will instantly become a good luck charm. How meeping cool is that. Everytime there's a bald dude around, his head instantly becomes everyone's personal shamrock.! I'll make all sorts of neat friends. I'll put up before/after shots later..like when I wake up. But for now, enjoy this artist's rendering of the finished product:

by JohnLenin 2005-10-27 04:02:00 | 992 reads | 29 comments

Forum: ASK ANY SWARMER ANY QUESTION

Rules:

by Wotak 2011-07-15 08:41:19 | 0 reads | 77 comments

Forum: To Tell The Truth...

Post Truth here, tell us something you probably shouldn't:

by LORDKAHUNA 2011-06-30 10:52:20 | 0 reads | 74 comments

smitten kitchen

THIS meep IS FULL OF RECIPES!

by LORDKAHUNA 2011-04-01 11:58:45 | 722 reads | 3 comments

Forum: Camphone Thread

Your photo will be posted to this thread under your username. In the future, if there's enough support for it, I'd like to figure out a way to let you control whether the photo gets posted to this thread, or a journal entry of your own. For now, this meep is goofy enough that I'm Keeping It Simple Stupid.

by vasudeva 2007-11-21 02:16:10 | 214738 reads | 7569 comments

Young, meep and homeless in L.A. County

Just in case you wanted to adopt a few gays.

by LORDKAHUNA 2010-12-22 20:46:16 | 478 reads | comment

Isle of Tune

DJ Suburbia hits the streets

by DeJeR 2010-12-19 23:20:26 | 298 reads | 4 comments

Do you remember your "First" on the internet?

Do you remember the first browser you used? your first search? the first item you bought online? Did you start your social networking from Classmate or Hi5 or Facebook? Here is a collection of the "firsts" on the internet. Please share your "firsts" too.

by roushanamit 2010-12-18 18:16:42 | 19 reads | 6 comments

Insanely Helpful Health/Science Blog

it's a lot of info, but i'll be damned if it isn't 100% rad

by nocal 2010-12-04 02:56:06 | 1190 reads | 8 comments

Andy's Most Useful Knots

Knots without the pretentious knot-guy bullmeep.

by vasudeva 2010-07-30 11:00:13 | 1342 reads | 5 comments

Tons Of High-Res Movie Posters

A collection of downloadable hi-res posters. :movieboner:

by JohnLenin 2008-08-31 21:39:43 | 2272 reads | 3 comments