HOBO

Location: Fayetteville

Occupation: Industrial Hygienist

Interests: Golf, Porn and weird Stuff.

I am full of Fail
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HOBO's journal: My Bologna

Today I am really craving a bologna sandwich. But I'll probably just enjoy some sardines instead.

by HOBO 2002-01-16 12:00:00 | 14031 reads | 34 comments

HOBO's journal: Lunch

No Bologna, No Sardines, just a clam sandwich.

by HOBO 2002-01-16 13:32:00 | 840 reads | 5 comments

HOBO's journal: Allegations

I think me not up for the journal today. Too many questions, so many factions.

by HOBO 2002-01-21 13:36:00 | 1127 reads | 11 comments

HOBO's journal: booze

I think I'll consume large amounts of booze tonight.

by HOBO 2002-03-13 13:24:00 | 925 reads | 4 comments

HOBO's journal: Hangover

Ugh, I have just gotten over my last Booze induced hallucinations finally! Man, having thirty four Allen Greenspans chasing you through a Burger King is not fun. Boy do I love clear evil liquids.

by HOBO 2002-03-27 14:21:00 | 681 reads | 3 comments

HOBO's journal: VW

I own a VW golf and it is a fuking clown car. One of these weekends I'm going to get drunk and see how many midgets I can stuff into it. I am guessing about 12. Any other Guesses?

by HOBO 2002-05-10 10:36:00 | 700 reads | 3 comments

HOBO's journal: Satisfaction

meep was right. I can't get no satisfaction. Usually. However, I did get satisfaction over eating the last slice of pizza and drinking the last beer at party I went to on Saturday. I really didn't like the hosts. A nice cold Labatt Blue. Moments later I saw the host tearing up his fridge looking for a beer. HaHa.

by HOBO 2002-06-03 13:59:00 | 645 reads | 2 comments

HOBO's journal: Late to Work

If someone shows up to work three hours late, what should you do to them?

by HOBO 2002-06-05 09:10:00 | 712 reads | 4 comments

HOBO's journal: Tyson is a meep

I went to a friends house Saturday night expecting to get drunk,(I did) and watch a total slugfest between Mike Tyson and Lennox Lewis. What I saw was a British meep destroy someone who was once America's scarriest MOFO. Yeah I know Tyson is a rapist and a thug but he used to be interesting. Also, to see him say that all the smack he laid down was just pre-fight bull to sell tickets? What happened to the Mike Tyson who wanted to eat Lewis's children?

by HOBO 2002-06-10 11:06:00 | 745 reads | 5 comments

HOBO's journal: What's Better

What's better: a cold beer or a chilled martini?

by HOBO 2002-06-12 09:59:00 | 710 reads | 4 comments

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Titty City

You wanted more? Can you handle more?

by dragonstaff 2011-03-30 08:50:49 | 135 reads | 8 comments

Pornwall

You're welcome.

by Clavis_Apocalypticae 2011-01-10 11:07:52 | 287 reads | 6 comments

Forum: Holy Mother of Carp, LinkSwarm 2.0 Is Live

Confused? Freaked out? Alive with pleasure? If you think you've found a bug, post to the LS 2.0 Bug Thread, or pop into IRC and see what's what.

by vasudeva 2010-12-16 13:24:17 | 10838 reads | 144 comments

Check If A Website Is Down For Everyone Or Just You

Maybe it is just your meepty AT&T internets.

by meepbox 2010-10-21 17:39:51 | 123 reads | 7 comments

Albert Einstein's Theory Of Relativity

In Words of Four Letters or Less.

by godevillivedog 2009-11-19 15:22:22 | 2177 reads | 69 comments

Pixlr - Online Photo Editor

handy for sure.

by government_death_robot 2009-10-20 10:10:24 | 1029 reads | 3 comments

SUMO Paint

A photoshop/paint-like application for your browser

by JohnLenin 2008-10-17 03:19:58 | 1339 reads | 9 comments

Hobo Signs And Sybols

The classic American hobo of early this century communicated through basic system of marks--a code through which they gave information and warnings to their fellow Knights of the Road.

by Gh0stDog 2008-02-15 17:15:41 | 1444 reads | 7 comments

Droves Of B-Flix

Almost exactly like the title claims..

by PJP56 2007-11-29 14:54:07 | 1911 reads | 2 comments

Crazy 1950s Ad: Wise Men Builds Homes With... Asbestos

Watch with growing horror as a picture-perfect 1952 couple is persuaded to build their dream house out of asbestos in this honest-to-goodness 1952 commercial from an asbestos wall siding and roofing company. When the scientists show up and start playing

by bflora 2006-12-05 18:43:42 | 2292 reads | comment

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linkswarm
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GrapeApe
CX500 pics?
bobacus
Many miles away.
linkswarm
queue: New link: meat
linkswarm
queue: New link: A Day Made of Glass
sunny77
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
meeproach
there's a little black spot on the sun today.
StartRecor+
im thinking its probably all dyunamicly routed and disadvantageous to do this
StartRecor+
should i dedicate one band to tv (via diff SSID) and other band to laptops/iphones and meep??
StartRecor+
House has streaming TV and one or two devices sucking bandwidth. I have a q about setting up a dual band router. any of youse can help?
GrapeApe
LINK: Shipwreck in Baltic Sea: A UFO? The Millennium Falcon? Disc-Shaped Object on Sonar as Large as 747.
LORDKAHUNA
cx500
MstrLance
on u put pitcures here: legomanEphth.jpg
GrapeApe
LINK: William Gibson: The Complete Interview
Pepper
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nurglets
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JohnLenin
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linkswarm
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linkswarm
queue: New link: 83-year-old woman gets "printed" mandible implanted.
BeachGoat
on On Runes, and the North Sea: [@godevillivedog](ht+
BeachGoat
on On Runes, and the North Sea: It's too bad you+
hoyaguru
on On Runes, and the North Sea: Very cool. My+
hoyaguru
on Scientists close to entering Vostok, Antarctica's biggest subglacial lake.: I read about this+
JohnLenin
on A movie that might not tank, due to the public's morbid curiosity: I laugh at how+
BeachGoat
on 'Gasland' Journalists Arrested At Hearing By Order Of House Republicans: You can look at+
MstrLance
on 'Gasland' Journalists Arrested At Hearing By Order Of House Republicans: Way to trigger the+
jreedy88
on Miniatur Wunderland - Largest model railway / railroad of the world.: Been there. Damned+
StartRecor+
on 'Gasland' Journalists Arrested At Hearing By Order Of House Republicans: info@andyharris.com
BeachGoat
Take THAT, Apocalypse!
BeachGoat
70 degrees, sunny, my pain meds are getting refilled, my glass is full, my bowl is stuffed, and my wife is hot. Life is good.
sunny77
on New Put Pictures Here: 13279009493348Cath.jpg
linkswarm
queue: New link: Rich meepbag adopts 42 year old girlfriend as his DAUGHTER to protect his fortune from family of man killed in DUI crash
sunny77
on Killer cannibal and Satan-worshipping vampire get engaged.: i say it's alright
sunny77
on A movie that might not tank, due to the public's morbid curiosity: i see no reason+
BigDinWaun+
on A movie that might not tank, due to the public's morbid curiosity: Is their a+
GrapeApe
LINK: Miniatur Wunderland - Largest model railway / railroad of the world.
GrapeApe
LINK: Scientists close to entering Vostok, Antarctica's biggest subglacial lake.
pete56
LINK: A movie that might not tank, due to the public's morbid curiosity
dragonstaf+
LINK: Killer cannibal and Satan-worshipping vampire get engaged.
StartRecor+
on Don "Souuuuuul Train" Cornelieus: i can watch that+
linkswarm
queue: New link: William Gibson: The Complete Interview
BeachGoat
on On Runes, and the North Sea: For some of us,+
Dismas
on On Runes, and the North Sea: no one gives a+
BeachGoat
on On Runes, and the North Sea: For me, the selling+
Dismas
on On Runes, and the North Sea: what @nurglets said
Dismas
on Teenagers Should Read Smutty , Raunchy Novels: @dragonstaff I agree+
GrapeApe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Ak4fr18wn2s#!
spankerchi+
LINK: 'Gasland' Journalists Arrested At Hearing By Order Of House Republicans
linkswarm
queue: New link: Shipwreck in Baltic Sea: A UFO? The Millennium Falcon? Disc-Shaped Object on Sonar as Large as 747.
Crapalicio+
on On Runes, and the North Sea: Wake me up when+
linkswarm
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linkswarm
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BeachGoat
LINK: On Runes, and the North Sea
nurglets
LINK: The Apple Boycott: People Are Spouting Nonsense
BeachGoat
Please refer to an earlier meltdown and subsequent hibernation...
bobacus
You two go outside with your game of hatchet tag.
Pepper
I only sliced him open because he was insane at the time
BeachGoat
"I slice, but only 'cause I Love you!" I still believe that. meep.
BeachGoat
Except for certain scars
BeachGoat
Another reason I remain unmarked.
JohnLenin
God can.
Pepper
When an African-American gets a tattoo, can anybody see it?
BeachGoat
on Don "Souuuuuul Train" Cornelieus: http://www.youtube.c+
meeproach
on Twist of the Wrist II Part: Excellent watch. I+
linkswarm
queue: New link: 'Gasland' Journalists Arrested At Hearing By Order Of House Republicans
linkswarm
queue: New link: Scientists close to entering Vostok, Antarctica's biggest subglacial lake.
StartRecor+
LINK: Don "Souuuuuul Train" Cornelieus
linkswarm
queue: New link: A movie that might not tank, due to the public's morbid curiosity
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on Teenagers Should Read Smutty , Raunchy Novels: [@Dismas](http://www+
linkswarm
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