Heather

Location: Austin, TX

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New comments on Things Heather has submitted or commented on in the past 7 days. Heather has submitted no links, and commented on no links, that have gotten any action. How stupid.

Heather's journal: Why do I pay for insurance?

Took my daughter to the dentist, she has lost all her baby teeth and is cavity free so its time to start orthodontia.

by Heather 2005-01-21 14:34:00 | 539 reads | 13 comments

Heather's journal: Jaws

Friday was bad, bad, bad. I was really scared about the makeup of this cyst (that

by Heather 2005-01-24 15:34:00 | 458 reads | 5 comments

Heather's journal: troll

ghost: You see, Heather; When you first arrived both Vasudeva and the Medical Experiment bunny said you were a troll. Neither of them has retracted that statement, so you can understand the doubt. I don't care, personally, you're real enough for me. I'm sure that Fastlane is a southerner, LORDKAHUNA is Canadian, and our British friends use weird words. That's about where the surity ends.

by Heather 2005-01-25 19:47:00 | 1243 reads | 55 comments

Heather's journal: 187

Everyone always wants to be friends with the cop in their neighborhood. When you see a house with a patrol car out front, you're more apt to wave to the people in the yard and be helpful to when the cop's kid's ball lands in your yard.

by Heather 2005-06-27 11:55:00 | 570 reads | 7 comments

Heather's journal: Portents

You know it's going to be a bad day when you've got a Kenny Loggins song stuck in your head.

by Heather 2005-07-15 11:07:00 | 535 reads | 7 comments

Heather's journal: Twinkle Twinkle

This time of year the airwaves are advertising for the perfect Christmas gift: The International Star Registry. Seems arrogant, thinking we can name a source of light, energy and momentum to a system of 10-ish planets. Planets that are lousy with volcanoes and poisonous gas and gravity and their own alien problems.

by Heather 2005-10-28 09:56:00 | 535 reads | 9 comments

Heather's journal: Urban Fish

I was too scared to try linkswarm at my new job so I've been lurking on Dent's. The forum is down right now (or the security folks have finally caught on to my wicked ways to while away the hours) so I tried to google braindent.

by Heather 2006-07-20 12:42:00 | 680 reads | 7 comments

Heather's journal: Tattoo

I am job hunting. A few years ago I was out of work for months and my credit rating is still recovering. This time around I am being recruited and have multiple offers and I admit is much nicer to be in demand.

by Heather 2008-07-25 13:47:00 | 4047 reads | 47 comments

Heather's journal: Srsly lol

SUCCESS stories/a>

by Heather 2008-09-15 23:52:00 | 896 reads | 4 comments

Heather's journal: next

I haven't gotten a tattoo yet but I turned in my notice with the state agency that I've been working for since 2005. Yesterday I went through a painful hour long orientation conference call with Computer Sciences Corporation http://www.csc.com/. This company is hyooge in my field with 90k employees worldwide.

by Heather 2008-09-27 21:23:00 | 1138 reads | 20 comments

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Forum: Secret Satan 2011

In the regrettable absence of Ghostie, I am wondering if there is any interest in doing this again this year.

by dragonstaff 2011-09-11 22:41:57 | 0 reads | 74 comments

10 Interesting Things About The Human Body

Why is meep brown?

by dragonstaff 2011-05-19 08:31:46 | 0 reads | 3 comments

Future proof Tim's laptop service manuals

Need a manual? it is probably here.

by dragonstaff 2011-02-23 15:49:31 | 463 reads | 6 comments

Forum: Stuff what needs to added to this awesome new Linkswarm 2.0

who is online

by ghostrider 2010-12-16 20:06:05 | 9596 reads | 140 comments

Exploring The Paris Metro

The Paris Metro and the service it provides are deeply intertwined into the fabric of the city. As the 4.5 million Parisians who ride it every day will probably attest it's the quickest way around whether it's for work, for play or both. The metro's distinctive art-nouveau style is unmistakable and the plant like green wrought iron entrances topped with the orange orbs and Metropolitan signage designed by Hector Guimard which sprout up all over the city lead one down to the gleaming white tiled platforms to be whisked away all over the city. On my first trip to Paris I arrived into Gare du Nord and entered the dense maze that is the metro. Despite the crowds, the noise and the distinct odour of meep, I was in love. The kind of love which inspires one to risk life, limb and deportation to get up close and personal.

by Gothmog 2010-12-21 13:45:30 | 374 reads | 2 comments

nocal's journal: Nocal Music: meh.

I get intermittent joy from sharing music. Partly it's a sad exercise in validation.

by nocal 2010-12-19 19:02:46 | 434 reads | 5 comments

Forum: Holy Mother of Carp, LinkSwarm 2.0 Is Live

Confused? Freaked out? Alive with pleasure? If you think you've found a bug, post to the LS 2.0 Bug Thread, or pop into IRC and see what's what.

by vasudeva 2010-12-16 13:24:17 | 10838 reads | 144 comments

American Teacher In Japan (Awesome)

funny stories

by nocal 2005-03-23 17:49:22 | 12953 reads | 26 comments

World Press Photo Of The Year

Last 50 years yo

by LORDKAHUNA 2005-02-23 21:08:28 | 2342 reads | 2 comments

I Love Death (Awesome)

Follow the bouncing ball.

by vasudeva 2004-02-20 19:27:23 | 2946 reads | 7 comments

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I want to give the award for the best speech, ever, to Alex Lifeson. I think he found Ozzy's dealer.
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LINK: Depression Part Two
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LINK: Interview With Charlie Watts
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LINK: Bachmann urges 'spiritual warfare' to impose religious values on government
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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LINK: Tried To Have meep With Hornet's Nest - Death
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LINK: Bakersfield police beat suspect to death, then seize cell phones of witnesses.(Alledgedly erasing one video)
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RIP http://www.lolserver.net/ like 6 months ago. :(
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Bob Welch is DED by a shot to his own chest.
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on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@tesco](http://www.+
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on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: Genetic changes+
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MstrLance
We called them meep Floss.
BeachGoat
We called them Wrist Rockets in my day
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i got me one of them thongs. i'll post a pic later.
meeproach
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@tesco](http://www.+
HOBO
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on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: What if you live+
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LINK: Woman force-feeds herself 5,000 calories a day in bid to be fattest possible fetish model
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105 miles, 8500 feet of climb, 100 degrees, 7 hours on a bike
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Twelve hours driving around goat tracks on a fire ground and three hours travel each way to get there and back home..I am knackered.
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