HOBO

Location: Fayetteville

Occupation: Industrial Hygienist

Interests: Golf, Porn and weird Stuff.

I am full of Fail
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HOBO's journal: My Bologna

Today I am really craving a bologna sandwich. But I'll probably just enjoy some sardines instead.

HOBO's journal: Lunch

No Bologna, No Sardines, just a clam sandwich.

HOBO's journal: Allegations

I think me not up for the journal today. Too many questions, so many factions.

HOBO's journal: booze

I think I'll consume large amounts of booze tonight.

HOBO's journal: Hangover

Ugh, I have just gotten over my last Booze induced hallucinations finally! Man, having thirty four Allen Greenspans chasing you through a Burger King is not fun. Boy do I love clear evil liquids.

HOBO's journal: VW

I own a VW golf and it is a fuking clown car. One of these weekends I'm going to get drunk and see how many midgets I can stuff into it. I am guessing about 12. Any other Guesses?

HOBO's journal: Satisfaction

meep was right. I can't get no satisfaction. Usually. However, I did get satisfaction over eating the last slice of pizza and drinking the last beer at party I went to on Saturday. I really didn't like the hosts. A nice cold Labatt Blue. Moments later I saw the host tearing up his fridge looking for a beer. HaHa.

HOBO's journal: Late to Work

If someone shows up to work three hours late, what should you do to them?

HOBO's journal: Tyson is a meep

I went to a friends house Saturday night expecting to get drunk,(I did) and watch a total slugfest between Mike Tyson and Lennox Lewis. What I saw was a British meep destroy someone who was once America's scarriest MOFO. Yeah I know Tyson is a rapist and a thug but he used to be interesting. Also, to see him say that all the smack he laid down was just pre-fight bull to sell tickets? What happened to the Mike Tyson who wanted to eat Lewis's children?

HOBO's journal: What's Better

What's better: a cold beer or a chilled martini?

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Titty City

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Pornwall

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Check If A Website Is Down For Everyone Or Just You

Maybe it is just your meepty AT&T internets.

Albert Einstein's Theory Of Relativity

In Words of Four Letters or Less.

Pixlr - Online Photo Editor

handy for sure.

SUMO Paint

A photoshop/paint-like application for your browser

Hobo Signs And Sybols

The classic American hobo of early this century communicated through basic system of marks--a code through which they gave information and warnings to their fellow Knights of the Road.

Droves Of B-Flix

Almost exactly like the title claims..

Crazy 1950s Ad: Wise Men Builds Homes With... Asbestos

Watch with growing horror as a picture-perfect 1952 couple is persuaded to build their dream house out of asbestos in this honest-to-goodness 1952 commercial from an asbestos wall siding and roofing company. When the scientists show up and start playing

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Submits 20+ Politics Things
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Posts 50 times to the Camphone Thread
Ouija Board
Commented on 100 rejected links
Decider
Casts 100+ deciding votes in the Alpha Queue
Syndicate Hustler
Has had their things ClipSwarmed 10 times
LOCKED: Aryan
Most use of racial slurs in comments
LOCKED: Bruce Lee
Submits 20+ Violence Things
LOCKED: Cutter
Creates more than 5 new Journals a month
LOCKED: Chief Surgeon
Edits the most posts
LOCKED: Corpsefucker
Comments on the most outdated posts ever
LOCKED: Dittohead
Gets scooped the most
LOCKED: Swarm Employee
Comment every day for a week
LOCKED: Genghis Khan
Submits 50+ Violence Things
LOCKED: Grumpiest Alpha
Downvoted the most links in the queue
LOCKED: Hugh Hefner
Most Sexual submitter
LOCKED: Inspector Gadget
Searches for links threads journals and users the most
LOCKED: Jackoff Planner
Clipswarms 10+ Sexual things
LOCKED: Juggernaut
Most rejected things total
LOCKED: Late To The Party
Obtains 10 Wallflowers
LOCKED: Playboy
Submits 20+ Sexual Things
LOCKED: Petitioner
Comments the most in their own rejected things
LOCKED: Predator
Comment 20+ times in one user's things in one week
LOCKED: Quentin Tarantino
Submits 20+ Film/Television and 20+ Violence things
LOCKED: Rantasaurus Rex
10+ comments exceeding 1000 words
LOCKED: Renegade Alpha
Votes to delete the most links in the Queue
LOCKED: Repeating Myself
#1 Submitter of the most stuff from a single domain
LOCKED: Senator
Most Political submitter
LOCKED: Serial Killer
Clipswarms the most Violence links
LOCKED: Space Invaders
Submits 10+ Video Game and 10+ Science things
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Comment 10+ times in the same user's journal in one week
LOCKED: Syndicate Boss
Has had their things ClipSwarmed 25 times
LOCKED: Syndicate Overlord
Has had their things ClipSwarmed the most
LOCKED: Wallflower
Late as hell to a thread (already has 30+ comments)
Crapalicio+
on Faceplace is using you!: is it rape is+
Crapalicio+
LS has really gotten meepty lately... why don't you let some new people sign up?
BigDinWaun+
sunny77
one must use mathematical equations, specifically addition
sunny77
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
BigDinWaun+
durpburpflurpslurp
linkswarm
queue: New link: Literally Unbelievable
sunny77
#iloveunicornflavoredmoonlanguage
fastlane
@ImLeslieChow
fastlane
or twitter
sunny77
lol
JohnLenin
linkswarmers have two types of jokes: ones they saw on a shirt and ones they heard on morning radio.
fastlane
Sorry.... Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an RAGING erection, make him a sandwich.
meeproach
YOU FORGOT RAGE meep!
fastlane
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
MstrLance
*unitard tear*
fastlane
Whale watching outside of McDonalds...
fastlane
characters
fastlane
some characters do not work in this house
fastlane
I wonder if Asian people put smileys like this )
spankerchi+
on A Day Made of Glass: I once knew a+
Dismas
on Communities Against Terrorism: After reading this I+
BigDinWaun+
on Faceplace is using you!: I only got free+
freakmachi+
on Faceplace is using you!: If you robo-visit+
freakmachi+
MstrLance
It was more of a lawnmower miscalculation.
pete56
lawnmower accident?
linkswarm
queue: New link: Yard waste powering your home
Danny_Infe+
bobacus
My meep, its detachable.
bobacus
It wasn't like you could put it in the dryer.
Dismas
fastlane
My girl caught me blowing my meep with the air dryer, and asked what I was doing? Apparently "heating your dinner" wasn't a good answer.
BeachGoat
The waves are LOUD tonight
linkswarm
queue: New link: Faceplace is using you!
GooberMcNu+
godevilliv+
on A Day Made of Glass: I'll take a pill.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Egypt Files Criminal Charges Against NGO Workers, Including 19 Americans
BeachGoat
on A Day Made of Glass: Don't go all+
godevilliv+
on A Day Made of Glass: Democracy is+
saltpeter
*sadface*
linkswarm
queue: New link: Lizzie And Sarah
godevilliv+
Old reliable is with us no more.
godevilliv+
http://btjunkie.org/goodbye.html
sunny77
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
saltpeter
they're huge
saltpeter
Well of course they do
dragonstaf+
Giants win .
sunny77
hahahahaha
MstrLance
I'm telling you, man, it's all about the fish.
spankerchi+
He shot out his wad, her meep hit the knob, and now Yes, he has no banana.
spankerchi+
I once knew a man from Havana, who had meep on a player pianah...
MstrLance
He really screwed the pooch.
bobacus
Who meeped the dog this time?
BigDinWaun+
BigDinWaun+
on Communities Against Terrorism: meep... I drive 25+
BigDinWaun+
MstrLance
There are plenty of other fish in the sea, so why meep a dog?
hoyaguru
on meat: That looks like the+
JohnLenin
don't listen to pete. meeping a dog, pet or not, is illegal and sort of gross.
pete56
Stick to a pet dog and porn. Less angst.
spankerchi+
Another miserable, untrustworthy, issue-laden meep of a girlfriend disposed of. Drinks are on me.
MstrLance
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
Salvo
MstrLance
on Communities Against Terrorism: Just the beer for+
BeachGoat
on Communities Against Terrorism: We're only coming+
spankerchi+
on Communities Against Terrorism: I have information+
graycube
LINK: meat
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