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Etain

Location: In a galaxy far far away

Occupation: mad scientist

Interests: bizarre trivia

An ait a bhfuil gra ann, ta pian ann

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.: Samhain
.: Single-horned 'Unicorn' Deer Is Found In Italy
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.: Dolphin Woos With Wood And Grass
.: Best Sex Is Short And Sweet
.: Thursday: Lead Found In Donated Venison At Food Shelves

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Etain's journal: Yule Ritual

Dn Fhearghusa was built in such a way that at dawn on the winter solstice, a narrow beam of sunlight for a very short time illuminates the floor of the chamber at the end of the long passageway through a specially contrived opening, known as a roofbox , which is directly above the entrance. Being there is such a beautiful and mysterious way to welcome Yule.

by Etain 2007-12-21 07:18:00 | 525 reads | 8 comments

Etain's journal: Samhain

Once again we meet to turn the wheel. It is the festival of Samhain, the eighth and final spoke of the wheel. On this night, we perceive that the boundaries between the worlds are thin, less defined. The souls of either realm might look beyond the veil and glimpse the other side and perhaps pass through. Our Lord Sun has become the Lord of Shadows. The days grow shorter, the nights cooler. Divination is at it's peak of performance.

by Etain 2008-10-31 22:01:00 | 399 reads | 4 comments

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Massage Therapy For The Yoni

Experience delightful intimate pleasure with your partner, or youssef

by dagwood 2008-12-19 14:43:39 | 2753 reads | 7 comments

DNA Seen Through The Eyes Of A Coder: DNA As Software

The genome needs an elaborate toolchain in order to deliver a living thing. The code itself is impotent. This toolchain is commonly called 'your parents'.

by vasudeva 2008-01-03 16:40:31 | 1068 reads | 2 comments

Crayon Physics

Best 10 minutes of my whole day.

by meeproach 2007-12-21 16:22:53 | 2521 reads | 5 comments

HAARP Functionality Finally Unearthed

IM IN YR SKY, BLINDIN YR SATELLITES

by Crackalackin 2007-12-19 16:12:01 | 1416 reads | 6 comments

Aleister Crowley: Holy Horn Dog

'The nightmare world of Christianity vanished at the dawn...[T]he detestable mysteries of meep were transformed into joy and beauty. The obsession of sin fell from my shoulders into the sea of oblivion.' -- The Confessions of Aleister Crowley

by freakmachine 2007-12-19 01:55:13 | 1645 reads | 12 comments

Galaxy Wars

A jet of matter squirts out of galaxy 3C321and into the lower half of it's neighbor galaxy. Star wars, baby.

by Wotak 2007-12-19 01:35:13 | 1677 reads | 14 comments

Forging A Composite Sword

In case you ever need to go medieval on someones meep

by GrapeApe 2007-11-29 20:31:09 | 2027 reads | 6 comments

Has The World Caught Up With Isaac Asimov?

Solar sattelites not only Sci-fi?

by dragonstaff 2007-11-12 01:40:13 | 1485 reads | 4 comments

Free Novels In PDF

I found a couple here that have made my list of future reads.

by Wotak 2007-11-04 17:51:01 | 1934 reads | 2 comments

Brass Goggles

The lighter side of SteamPunk

by dragonstaff 2007-04-05 23:50:12 | 2138 reads | 4 comments

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linkswarm

queue: New link: German teen Shouryya Ray solves 300-year-old mathematical riddle posed by Sir Isaac Newton

BeachGoat

on Linkswarm's West Coast Treasure Hunt, Pirate Party and Bad-meep Barbecue.(Planning Stage): Oh, yeah,+

spankerchi+

on Linkswarm's West Coast Treasure Hunt, Pirate Party and Bad-meep Barbecue.(Planning Stage): Sweet!

Crapalicio+

LINK: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.

linkswarm

queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo

BigDinWaun+

fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky

BigDinWaun+

fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky

sunny77

on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+

graycube

on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+

graycube

on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+

fastlane

And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky

fastlane

Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky

fastlane

Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky

fastlane

BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky

fastlane

BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky

fastlane

M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky

fastlane

MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky

fastlane

Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky

fastlane

Post watermelon head post haste.

fastlane

Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky

BeachGoat

Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It

BeachGoat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be

spankerchi+

on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+

spankerchi+

on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+

dragonstaf+

LINK: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing

MstrLance

Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.

MstrLance

I bet it's well manicured.

middle_age+

Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.

BigDinWaun+

spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!

middle_age+

Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.

dragonstaf+

Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.

sunny77

today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject

spankerchi+

Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.

spankerchi+

Change of topic; I'm 41 today.

spankerchi+

Ummm...

sunny77

middle_age+

The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.

StartRecor+

on Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth: the only thing+

Pepper

Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...

nurglets

on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg

BeachGoat

Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"

BeachGoat

There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.

BigDinWaun+

My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?

BigDinWaun+

One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?

BigDinWaun+

I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women

linkswarm

queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.

BeachGoat

"It's a Boy!"

BeachGoat

http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg

spankerchi+

Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!

spankerchi+

Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)

spankerchi+

I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.

linkswarm

queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.

BigDinWaun+

Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.

spankerchi+

No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.

spankerchi+

I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.

BeachGoat

HOME!...That is all

BigDinWaun+

Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?

sunny77

however much is in a can of coconut cream

pete56

LINK: Penn Jilette on Obama's drug hypocrisy

MstrLance

Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?

BigDinWaun+

How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?

godevilliv+

LINK: Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth

MstrLance

MIT's new coating should help with that.

graycube

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: I play banjo.

hoyaguru

clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police

BeachGoat

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+

StartRecor+

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+

BigDinWaun+

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+

linkswarm

queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing

dragonstaf+

Ahh. One of those.

dragonstaf+

Not to my knowledge. Details please.

spankerchi+

That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.

dragonstaf+

on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+

spankerchi+

Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?

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