DeJeR

Location: Glen Mills

Occupation: Engineer

Interests: Dead people

"Humanity does not ask us to be happy. It merely asks us to be brilliant on its behalf." -Ender's Game
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DeJeR's journal: 40 Reasons to Support Gun Control

Banning guns works, which is why New York, DC, and Chicago cops need guns.

by DeJeR 2006-11-28 01:07:00 | 613 reads | 7 comments

DeJeR's journal: I hate people

I've worked in all types of customer service and tech service. I worked at Best Buy selling computers and in the Geek Squad fixing them for 5 years (=meep pineapple rape), but now I have the wonderful pleasure of working at the technology helpline of my University. I'm reminded daily just how stupid the average person is.

by DeJeR 2007-02-15 17:18:00 | 1234 reads | 14 comments

DeJeR's journal: I love college

Right now it's "Spring Jam" at my university; a frat centered week of debauchery that occurs right before finals week. Normally, walking around campus you just hope to not be held up at knife/gun-point. During Spring Jam however, things change. MIniskirts have migrated back to the area and alcohol sales (illegal or not) rise three fold. Somewhere in the midst of that, students find a couple hours the day before a final to cram for the test... then return to their previous level of debauchery. As I sit here studying for a senior level engineering final, distracted by the game of strip poker played in the window across from my apartment, I can't help but reflect on the wonderful things I'll be leaving as I get married, graduate, and get a real job this upcoming summer.

by DeJeR 2007-04-28 20:36:00 | 1178 reads | 3 comments

DeJeR's journal: My friend got jumped last night

On an unrelated note:

by DeJeR 2007-05-08 14:14:00 | 1573 reads | 27 comments

DeJeR's journal: 213 Things not allowed in the US Army

I apologize for the pure copy pasta, but the site went down as I was going to submit the link:

by DeJeR 2007-07-09 13:30:00 | 733 reads | 4 comments

DeJeR's journal: Getting Married

I'm getting married this weekend...

by DeJeR 2007-07-17 23:06:00 | 928 reads | 10 comments

DeJeR's journal: What's om the beard?

No summary.

by DeJeR 2009-01-15 04:51:00 | 1185 reads | 40 comments

DeJeR's journal: New State, now what?

So I moved here:

by DeJeR 2009-07-29 04:29:00 | 1237 reads | 18 comments

DeJeR's journal: New House: 18th Century Farmhouse

So I just bought a new house:

by DeJeR 2009-08-12 00:09:00 | 1112 reads | 14 comments

Only registered Swarmers can send private messages.

Dude makes a tiny v12.

To power a lil meepmobile

by LORDKAHUNA 2011-11-18 09:50:12 | 0 reads | 5 comments

How to Get a Real Education at College

"If there's a loophole, someone's going to drive a truck through it, and the people in the truck will get paid better than the people under it" --I love this

by LORDKAHUNA 2011-04-13 11:05:37 | 459 reads | comment

Ninite: Make Your Own Customized Installer To Put Everything You Like Into One .exe

Easy computer setup for the win (FTW)

by DeJeR 2009-11-02 14:04:02 | 1469 reads | 2 comments

How To Type Weird Punctuation

How to type symbols, accents, special characters, and weird punctuation

by godevillivedog 2009-09-21 18:42:37 | 2380 reads | 10 comments

The Best Of Wikipedia

A twice-daily updated collection of some of the best reading on Wikipedia.

by Wotak 2009-07-29 16:01:10 | 1879 reads | 3 comments

Mike Rowe Celebrates Dirty Jobs

I had no idea Mike was so eloquent.

by LORDKAHUNA 2009-07-21 21:38:30 | 1773 reads | 17 comments

64 Things Every Geek Should Know

Actually a good list... geek porn

by DeJeR 2009-05-03 23:32:08 | 2652 reads | 2 comments

The Management Myth

As I plowed through tomes on competitive strategy, business process re-engineering, and the like, not once did I catch myself thinking, meep! If only I had known this sooner! Instead, I found myself thinking things I never thought I'd think, like, I'd rat

by vasudeva 2009-04-27 16:58:28 | 1637 reads | 13 comments

Quite Possibly The Coolest Hot Tub You Have Ever Seen

guitar_jon> dutch oven AMIRITE

by vasudeva 2009-04-20 19:00:04 | 2539 reads | 8 comments

Clerkdogs

You enter a movie title and get a list of similar movies.

by godevillivedog 2009-03-19 06:37:02 | 1492 reads | 6 comments

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queue: New link: Dirty Bomb Blows Liberty
JohnLenin
turn it into a meep first
HOBO
on Charities: Not ALWAYS a scam...I mean; not like, EVERY TIME.: I just found a+
spod
LINK: My Dad Was in a Band
spankerchi+
How the meep do you keep a sammich fresh while shipping it to NC?
spankerchi+
on Charities: Not ALWAYS a scam...I mean; not like, EVERY TIME.: [@HOBO](http://www.l+
spankerchi+
on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: Sorry, but with your+
spankerchi+
on Can the Gamification of Female Masturbation Remove Its Social Stigma?: [@tesco](http://ww+
dragonstaf+
on Charities: Not ALWAYS a scam...I mean; not like, EVERY TIME.: [@HOBO](http://www.l+
LOki
on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: ^ Still thinks "meep+
LOki
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: OK, so methane on+
linkswarm
queue: New link: The NSA and the One Percent
tesco
on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: Well, recently I+
tesco
on Can the Gamification of Female Masturbation Remove Its Social Stigma?: Spanker, that is+
middle_age+
on Charities: Not ALWAYS a scam...I mean; not like, EVERY TIME.: Ma, ma my bologna!
HOBO
on Charities: Not ALWAYS a scam...I mean; not like, EVERY TIME.: I like sandwiches!
middle_age+
on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: [@spankerchief](http+
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on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: such a bunch of+
dragonstaf+
on Can the Gamification of Female Masturbation Remove Its Social Stigma?: [@tesco](http://www.+
spankerchi+
LINK: Charities: Not ALWAYS a scam...I mean; not like, EVERY TIME.
spankerchi+
on Can the Gamification of Female Masturbation Remove Its Social Stigma?: The point being that+
spankerchi+
on Can the Gamification of Female Masturbation Remove Its Social Stigma?: Jees, tesco. This+
spankerchi+
on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: You really seem to+
tesco
on Can the Gamification of Female Masturbation Remove Its Social Stigma?: meep! I figured out+
tesco
on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: Spanker+
freakmachi+
LINK: Can the Gamification of Female Masturbation Remove Its Social Stigma?
spankerchi+
on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: /mildly meandering+
spankerchi+
on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: All political+
tesco
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: OK, so methane on+
tesco
on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: My bad, Dragon. I+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: On the plus side;+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Thanks a LOT, man.+
MstrLance
on Spanky's Pic Place: 1. Apply clamps to+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I can't help but+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: 2013061612095073410FEth.jpg
MstrLance
Happy non-negligent jizzer day!
JohnLenin
Pats on the meep all 'round
JohnLenin
Yeah, congrats on jizzing inside of something and then not letting your mistake die from negligence.
spankerchi+
Happy Anniversary to all my fellow apostates of the rythm method! Clutch your bag of peas PROUDLY!
LOki
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: You make enough+
dragonstaf+
on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: I do love the+
spankerchi+
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
tesco
on Instagram blunder helps ID alleged thief: It is truly a+
tesco
on Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members: Logic is lost on+
tesco
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: Loki You make enough+
tesco
on The man who quit money: Dragonstaff. It is+
linkswarm
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dragonstaf+
LINK: Why Libertarians Are Basically Cult Members
MstrLance
LINK: Using Metadata to Find Paul Revere
spankerchi+
It's time to get busy.
spankerchi+
Cleaning the garage this morning so's I have room to build. I gritted my teeth and threw out all the old bits of armor, too-heavy maille(10-12 gauge) and a sword blank I'll never get around to beveling.
LOki
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LOki
on Spanky's Pic Place: tesco torque+
LOki
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on Spanky's Pic Place: We're having new+
MstrLance
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: [@spankerchief](http+
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LOki
on Spanky's Pic Place: Nothing, according+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: What really makes it+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Can someone tell me+
LOki
on He Puts His Visions Into Our World: This is why I+
middle_age+
on He Puts His Visions Into Our World: I am so looking+
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on WWII VD ads.: Ouch
LOki
on Spanky's Pic Place: The Doctors were+
BeachGoat
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graycube
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spod
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