Crackalackin

Location: All over this biatch

Occupation: Internet Port Star

Interests: Everything

Flake: Americans rack a disaprin.
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  • Total Things Swarmed: 725
  • Things Approved: 204
  • Approval Success Rating: .27
  • Rejection Bitterness Rating: .72
  • Total Comments: 2352
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  • Recent Rads: 120
  • Total Rads: 31995
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Crackalackin's journal: Revolution

Yo, what's crackalackin homeslice! Dig this, blood, dis powerful chit:

by Crackalackin 2004-08-16 02:00:00 | 664 reads | 4 comments

Crackalackin's journal: Violent Links

Regarding the RPG guy getting shot. I actually came across this about two weeks ago and decided I won't submit it. Unlike Clavis, I don't get off death and pain.

by Crackalackin 2004-09-07 14:57:00 | 689 reads | 30 comments

Crackalackin's journal: meep, Part I

Hi all,

by Crackalackin 2004-09-12 15:41:00 | 601 reads | 10 comments

Crackalackin's journal: meep, Part II

Another useful skill -- meep clapping. Great at concerts, when you like the performance but your hands are busy.

by Crackalackin 2004-09-19 17:27:00 | 593 reads | 4 comments

Crackalackin's journal: And my desktop, too

Check out my current project, too:

by Crackalackin 2004-10-13 12:59:00 | 429 reads | 1 comment

Crackalackin's journal: Firefly by Fox

Hi LinkSwarmers!

by Crackalackin 2005-01-12 19:28:00 | 631 reads | 15 comments

Crackalackin's journal: So I am a meep, too

Hay peoples,

by Crackalackin 2005-02-01 16:02:00 | 838 reads | 12 comments

Crackalackin's journal: Return of Jim Profit

Hay dudes and dudettes,

by Crackalackin 2005-04-02 16:30:00 | 487 reads | 2 comments

Crackalackin's journal: Orig Acct of New Orleans Disaster

Guys,

by Crackalackin 2005-09-09 17:46:00 | 561 reads | 7 comments

Crackalackin's journal: My Serenity Review (NO SPOILERS)

So I went to the press screening preview of Serenity in the Boston Common Loews last night (September 27).

by Crackalackin 2005-09-29 22:43:00 | 605 reads | 3 comments

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30 Facts About Chuck Norris

They're True

by JohnLenin 2005-11-03 21:30:36 | 47830 reads | 8 comments

Need The Operators Manual For Your Spitfire?

For war plane buffs

by bagoblood 2005-09-28 22:08:45 | 2016 reads | 3 comments

Idea Generation Methods

This website lists and explains every idea generation method I've encountered during the past 15 years.

by tantrum 2005-09-12 00:18:49 | 2476 reads | 6 comments

Ghost Photographs

always creeps me out...always

by ghostrider 2005-09-05 15:57:51 | 3469 reads | 12 comments

3M Accidentally Discovers Forcefields

Super static cling

by Lownotes 2005-08-29 03:38:25 | 3733 reads | 7 comments

Thieves & Cell Phone

Owned!

by HowardTD 2005-08-28 16:07:26 | 2730 reads | comment

Day After Party Pics

Day After Party Pics

by Sachsenpaule 2005-04-27 14:41:18 | 7590 reads | 6 comments

Teenage Mom! - The Ultimate Gaming Experience

THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE

by metatron 2005-03-29 15:56:16 | 3814 reads | 3 comments

Zoom Quilt

Wicked.

by vasudeva 2004-10-26 21:08:04 | 4007 reads | 51 comments

38 Dishonest Tricks

Thirty-eight dishonest tricks which are commonly used in argument, with the methods of overcoming them

by qwerty 2004-10-26 13:52:35 | 4760 reads | 5 comments

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Submits 20+ Sexual Things
Bruce Lee
Submits 20+ Violence Things
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Most use of racial slurs in comments
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Posts 50 times to the Camphone Thread
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Creates more than 5 new Journals a month
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Edits the most posts
LOCKED: Corpsefucker
Comments on the most outdated posts ever
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Casts 100+ deciding votes in the Alpha Queue
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Gets scooped the most
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Comment every day for a week
LOCKED: Genghis Khan
Submits 50+ Violence Things
LOCKED: Grumpiest Alpha
Downvoted the most links in the queue
LOCKED: Hugh Hefner
Most Sexual submitter
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Searches for links threads journals and users the most
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Clipswarms 10+ Sexual things
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Obtains 10 Wallflowers
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Commented on 100 rejected links
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Submits 20+ Politics Things
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Comments the most in their own rejected things
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Comment 20+ times in one user's things in one week
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Submits 20+ Film/Television and 20+ Violence things
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10+ comments exceeding 1000 words
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Votes to delete the most links in the Queue
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#1 Submitter of the most stuff from a single domain
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Clipswarms the most Violence links
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Submits 10+ Video Game and 10+ Science things
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Comment 10+ times in the same user's journal in one week
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Late as hell to a thread (already has 30+ comments)
dragonstaf+
on New Put Pictures Here: [@spankerchief](http+
Crapalicio+
on If You See Something, Film Something: alternatively, you+
spankerchi+
on New Put Pictures Here: I'm taking some+
Salvo
LINK: If You See Something, Film Something
dragonstaf+
on Lizzie And Sarah: [@hoyaguru](http://w+
dragonstaf+
on New Put Pictures Here: [@spankerchief](http+
hoyaguru
on Lizzie And Sarah: My GOD! How meeping+
pete56
on Literally Unbelievable: Just...wow....
spankerchi+
on New Put Pictures Here: Three four pound+
Dismas
LINK: Vending machine dispenses 'morning-after' pill at Pennsylvania College
godevilliv+
on Arizona State Lawmaker Proposes State Holiday For Whitebreds: http://www.youtube.c+
linkswarm
queue: New link: There's a reason I don't trust cops.
linkswarm
queue: New link: OSOMBIE ! Bin Laden's back from the dead
DrCube
on LSD and it's Lysergamide cousins: Great information,+
dragonstaf+
Yes I am! (@ Bobacus)
linkswarm
queue: New link: If You See Something, Film Something
linkswarm
queue: New link: "Poster Couple' For meep Rights in California is Divorcing
linkswarm
queue: New link: Vending machine dispenses 'morning-after' pill at Pennsylvania College
bobacus
Daves not here.
GrapeApe
LINK: Literally Unbelievable
Crapalicio+
on Faceplace is using you!: is it rape is+
Crapalicio+
LS has really gotten meepty lately... why don't you let some new people sign up?
BigDinWaun+
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: Trying to beckon+
sunny77
one must use mathematical equations, specifically addition
sunny77
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
BigDinWaun+
durpburpflurpslurp
linkswarm
queue: New link: Literally Unbelievable
sunny77
#iloveunicornflavoredmoonlanguage
fastlane
@ImLeslieChow
fastlane
or twitter
sunny77
lol
JohnLenin
linkswarmers have two types of jokes: ones they saw on a shirt and ones they heard on morning radio.
fastlane
Sorry.... Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an RAGING erection, make him a sandwich.
meeproach
YOU FORGOT RAGE meep!
fastlane
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
MstrLance
*unitard tear*
fastlane
Whale watching outside of McDonalds...
fastlane
characters
fastlane
some characters do not work in this house
fastlane
I wonder if Asian people put smileys like this )
spankerchi+
on A Day Made of Glass: I once knew a+
Dismas
on Communities Against Terrorism: After reading this I+
Dismas
on Egypt Files Criminal Charges Against NGO Workers, Including 19 Americans: That will teach them+
BigDinWaun+
on Faceplace is using you!: I only got free+
freakmachi+
on Faceplace is using you!: If you robo-visit+
godevilliv+
LINK: Egypt Files Criminal Charges Against NGO Workers, Including 19 Americans
freakmachi+
LINK: Faceplace is using you!
pete56
LINK: Yard waste powering your home
MstrLance
It was more of a lawnmower miscalculation.
pete56
lawnmower accident?
linkswarm
queue: New link: Yard waste powering your home
Danny_Infe+
LINK: Lizzie And Sarah
bobacus
My meep, its detachable.
bobacus
It wasn't like you could put it in the dryer.
Dismas
on Man swallows dentures during hooker meep and dies: he deserves it for+
fastlane
My girl caught me blowing my meep with the air dryer, and asked what I was doing? Apparently "heating your dinner" wasn't a good answer.
BeachGoat
The waves are LOUD tonight
linkswarm
queue: New link: Faceplace is using you!
GooberMcNu+
on Teenagers Should Read Smutty , Raunchy Novels: When I was 13+
godevilliv+
on A Day Made of Glass: I'll take a pill.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Egypt Files Criminal Charges Against NGO Workers, Including 19 Americans
BeachGoat
on A Day Made of Glass: Don't go all+
godevilliv+
on A Day Made of Glass: Democracy is+
saltpeter
*sadface*
linkswarm
queue: New link: Lizzie And Sarah
godevilliv+
Old reliable is with us no more.
godevilliv+
http://btjunkie.org/goodbye.html
sunny77
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
saltpeter
they're huge
saltpeter
Well of course they do
dragonstaf+
Giants win .
sunny77
hahahahaha
MstrLance
I'm telling you, man, it's all about the fish.
spankerchi+
He shot out his wad, her meep hit the knob, and now Yes, he has no banana.
spankerchi+
I once knew a man from Havana, who had meep on a player pianah...
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