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Crackalackin

Location: All over this biatch

Occupation: Internet Port Star

Interests: Everything

Flake: Americans rack a disaprin.

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Regular ol' human

Thing Stats
Total Things Swarmed: 725
Things Approved: 204
Approval Success Rating: .27
Rejection Bitterness Rating: .72
Total Comments: 2354

Rad Stats
Recent Rads: 35
Total Rads: 32125

Last 10 Things Swarmed
.: Ghosts Roam Virginia Parkway
.: 24 Hours at Club Marquee
.: You'll Never Be Chinese
.: Beardcage (YT)
.: Fresh Prince's Original Mom Wrote a Book
.: "The Absolute Zone," of Skin and Stalkings
.: Quantum Levitation Demonstration (YT)
.: George W. Ball on "The Passionate Attachment"
.: My Summer at an Indian Call Center
.: Some Cool French Dude's Art

New comments on Things Crackalackin has submitted or commented on in the past 7 days. Crackalackin has submitted no links, and commented on no links, that have gotten any action. How stupid.

Crackalackin's journal: Revolution

Yo, what's crackalackin homeslice! Dig this, blood, dis powerful chit:

by Crackalackin 2004-08-16 02:00:00 | 664 reads | 4 comments

Crackalackin's journal: Violent Links

Regarding the RPG guy getting shot. I actually came across this about two weeks ago and decided I won't submit it. Unlike Clavis, I don't get off death and pain.

by Crackalackin 2004-09-07 14:57:00 | 689 reads | 30 comments

Crackalackin's journal: meep, Part I

Hi all,

by Crackalackin 2004-09-12 15:41:00 | 601 reads | 10 comments

Crackalackin's journal: meep, Part II

Another useful skill -- meep clapping. Great at concerts, when you like the performance but your hands are busy.

by Crackalackin 2004-09-19 17:27:00 | 593 reads | 4 comments

Crackalackin's journal: And my desktop, too

Check out my current project, too:

by Crackalackin 2004-10-13 12:59:00 | 429 reads | 1 comment

Crackalackin's journal: Firefly by Fox

Hi LinkSwarmers!

by Crackalackin 2005-01-12 19:28:00 | 631 reads | 15 comments

Crackalackin's journal: So I am a meep, too

Hay peoples,

by Crackalackin 2005-02-01 16:02:00 | 838 reads | 12 comments

Crackalackin's journal: Return of Jim Profit

Hay dudes and dudettes,

by Crackalackin 2005-04-02 16:30:00 | 487 reads | 2 comments

Crackalackin's journal: Orig Acct of New Orleans Disaster

Guys,

by Crackalackin 2005-09-09 17:46:00 | 561 reads | 7 comments

Crackalackin's journal: My Serenity Review (NO SPOILERS)

So I went to the press screening preview of Serenity in the Boston Common Loews last night (September 27).

by Crackalackin 2005-09-29 22:43:00 | 605 reads | 3 comments

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30 Facts About Chuck Norris

They're True

by JohnLenin 2005-11-03 21:30:36 | 47830 reads | 8 comments

Need The Operators Manual For Your Spitfire?

For war plane buffs

by bagoblood 2005-09-28 22:08:45 | 2016 reads | 3 comments

Idea Generation Methods

This website lists and explains every idea generation method I've encountered during the past 15 years.

by tantrum 2005-09-12 00:18:49 | 2476 reads | 6 comments

Ghost Photographs

always creeps me out...always

by ghostrider 2005-09-05 15:57:51 | 3469 reads | 12 comments

3M Accidentally Discovers Forcefields

Super static cling

by Lownotes 2005-08-29 03:38:25 | 3733 reads | 7 comments

Thieves & Cell Phone

Owned!

by HowardTD 2005-08-28 16:07:26 | 2730 reads | comment

Day After Party Pics

by Sachsenpaule 2005-04-27 14:41:18 | 7590 reads | 6 comments

Teenage Mom! - The Ultimate Gaming Experience

THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE

by metatron 2005-03-29 15:56:16 | 3814 reads | 3 comments

Zoom Quilt

Wicked.

by vasudeva 2004-10-26 21:08:04 | 4007 reads | 51 comments

38 Dishonest Tricks

Thirty-eight dishonest tricks which are commonly used in argument, with the methods of overcoming them

by qwerty 2004-10-26 13:52:35 | 4760 reads | 5 comments

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LOki

on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: You literally REFUSE+

tesco

on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@LOki](http://www.l+

JohnLenin

on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: meeping mods, man.

LOki

on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: tesco: Typical,+

tesco

on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: Cold fusion may be+

tesco

on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: [@spankerchief](http+

tesco

on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@LOki](http://www.l+

spankerchi+

on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: I bet you orderedit+

Cryogeneri+

on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: I wouldn't waste+

HOBO

You wish your meep was ripping

pete56

LINK: Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?

BeachGoat

on Adios Ray Manzarek: https://www.youtube.+

Heather

on My man , Skanky.: Same.+

linkswarm

queue: New link: How Islamists get head while in London.

LOki

on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: tesco: Math is not+

spankerchi+

I'd settle for a hoverboard. -With optional Dogjammer.

spankerchi+

IT'S 2013. Where the meep is the jetpack I was promised?!

bobacus

JOURNAL: My man , Skanky.

tesco

on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: OK I concede. Math+

tesco

on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: Changing my avatar+

LOki

also, dog jamming

pete56

on Interview With Charlie Watts: Great find. Charlie+

StartRecor+

LINK: Adios Ray Manzarek

Heather

(my meep)

JohnLenin

But the voice will be muffled on account of the fact that it's all the way inside a meep

JohnLenin

I'm putting you in the sequel as a talking catheter

JohnLenin

I will not be silenced

bobacus

oh shut up.

JohnLenin

Also, if dog jamming is my legacy then I will die happy

JohnLenin

fade out

JohnLenin

A bunch of meeping twats are sitting around sipping tea and making sure that one another is doing well and still in the room

JohnLenin

INT. SOME PLACE WITH MIDDLE AGED DUDES - EVENING

JohnLenin

also, the shoutbox would make a meep awful script.

JohnLenin

I didn't save the link to the script. Will have to reupload. unless someone from irc has it still.

linkswarm

queue: New link: Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?

StartRecor+

on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: [@tesco](http://www.+

BeachGoat

on French theme park with giant mechanical animals: Nice video of the+

BeachGoat

LINK: World's Largest Rubber Duckie Assassinated

MstrLance

The shoutbox could be a script, if we ever wanted to reenact the shoutbox.

spankerchi+

Linkswarm must live.

Senor_Smok+

While you're at it,fix the camphone thread stuff..kthx

Heather

Where is this LS script?

freakmachi+

LINK: French theme park with giant mechanical animals

middle_age+

If a person can 'literally- step on a nail, is it safe to say that one could metaphorically step on a nail?

LOki

on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: dragonstaff: "Tesco+

LOki

@ JohnLenin: Dog jamming. LOL.

spod

The Soul Rapers, great band!

bobacus

I knew I could get a rise out of you.

LOki

on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: "E-coli has over 9+

spankerchi+

Actually; I kinda DO.

MstrLance

You'll all sleep better knowing that JL is silently watching.

JohnLenin

I never bailed. I'm always lurking. Hard to chime in on the Dad-Bro circle. And if you compare me to dagwood again I'll rape your soul.

Cryogeneri+

on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: While I can't prove+

bobacus

meep you JL. You bailed.You're just like Dagwood.

bobacus

By a state or two.

spod

on Bachmann urges 'spiritual warfare' to impose religious values on government: She is acting on+

dragonstaf+

Hey Bobacus, sound off if the twister missed you.

dragonstaf+

on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: "Actually, as I am+

JohnLenin

I'd like to cash in all of my unused textwar credits to ban everyone from this webbed establishment

meeproach

on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@tesco](http://www.+

spankerchi+

textwarred tesco until 2013-05-27 22:12:35

tesco

on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: My shop is in+

tesco

on Why Is It So Hard To Quit Smoking?: Next they will want+

tesco

on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: La Cucaracha You can+

linkswarm

queue: New link: Adios Ray Manzarek

bobacus

It was his rock hall acceptance speech. Its seemingly only on HBO.

dragonstaf+

Link?

bobacus

I want to give the award for the best speech, ever, to Alex Lifeson. I think he found Ozzy's dealer.

Danny_Infe+

LINK: Depression Part Two

Danny_Infe+

LINK: Interview With Charlie Watts

HOBO

LINK: Bachmann urges 'spiritual warfare' to impose religious values on government

linkswarm

queue: New link: French theme park with giant mechanical animals

StartRecor+

Context is everything. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaGKxAgCguU

StartRecor+

The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!

StartRecor+

The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!

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