Clavis_Apocalypticae

Location: Chicagoland

Occupation: Capitalist

Interests: Not You

Enjoying my fucking iPad.
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Clavis_Apocalypticae's journal: Euro-Update

Having a swell time, au Francois. Unfortunately, the keyboard layout sux, so I'll keep it short. Paris has been a blast, Sacre Coeur is just about the most magnificent building evar. I'm banging this out on a public computer waiting for the rental car place to open. meep near teh whole city shuts down from 12 til 2 in the afternoon. We're getting a car to drive to Switzerland, via a meandering trip through the French countryside. The Champs Elyse is where I've spent a great deal of my time, sipping double esspresso, smoking, and just taking life at a Parissienne pace. Crystal may have to drag me home by my hair; I don't want to return to teh States.

by Clavis_Apocalypticae 2004-08-23 08:01:00 | 536 reads | 5 comments

Clavis_Apocalypticae's journal: I'm BACK, Nigerz

Dass right...

by Clavis_Apocalypticae 2005-04-24 14:10:00 | 685 reads | 16 comments

Clavis_Apocalypticae's journal: Fuk

Ok, I'm telling a story on myself before you meepmonkeys give me a giant ration of meep about it.

by Clavis_Apocalypticae 2005-05-08 22:49:00 | 578 reads | 6 comments

Clavis_Apocalypticae's journal: The Insomniac Poet

people are getting excited

by Clavis_Apocalypticae 2005-06-02 02:25:00 | 722 reads | 12 comments

Clavis_Apocalypticae's journal: Fire Strikes Too Close To Home

Saturday July 2nd, 2005, a fire ripped through the apartment building where my aunt and uncle lived. While their lives were spared, four were not. Their 31 year old neighbor and her 2 month old child were counted among the dead. The woman sucmeepbed to smoke and flames as she desperately tried to rescue her baby. Three firefighters were trapped briefly when they tried to rescue the woman and the baby. They were forced from the structure when the roof began to collapse. Faulty wiring is suspected as having caused this tragedy.

by Clavis_Apocalypticae 2005-07-03 16:27:00 | 1259 reads | 12 comments

Clavis_Apocalypticae's journal: I Have Seen kHZ's Future; It Is BAD

For comparison:

by Clavis_Apocalypticae 2005-07-17 22:28:00 | 648 reads | 11 comments

Clavis_Apocalypticae's journal: Best IRC Moment In Weeks

[11/15/2005 2:15 PM] <guitar_jon> pussypants

by Clavis_Apocalypticae 2005-11-15 14:19:00 | 819 reads | 16 comments

Clavis_Apocalypticae's journal: Linkswarm Loses One Of It's Own

This morning at 4:30AM, Justin Thomas Mercier, Linkswarm User Valt, died of congestive heart failure. He was 22 years old. He was born with a heart defect, and received a heart transplant 6 years ago.

by Clavis_Apocalypticae 2005-12-25 13:33:00 | 1008 reads | 18 comments

Clavis_Apocalypticae's journal: Father's Day

Well here we are again; the day to celebrate our dads fuking our moms, or ourselves hitting some rad MILF snootch. Father's Day always fills me with mixed emotions; my father was a real meepsucker when I was a kid, but has gotten more mellow with age; my grandfathers, both of whom I adored, are both dead; and I myself am celebrating my 7th Father's Day, dad to the most beautiful and graceful child ever to utter the phrase "DAAD, I NEED HELP WIPING!!!".

by Clavis_Apocalypticae 2006-06-18 22:07:00 | 774 reads | 19 comments

Clavis_Apocalypticae's journal: Fuking Moving

Is there a more soul-sucking activity in all of life? Even with the assistance of professional movers, the whole process is a real drag. Sure, I trust them to move the furniture, the appliances, and some of the electronics; but things like computers, the wine collection, the crystal and china, the stuff in the fridge, and our depraved collection of meep toys and such? No fuking way. So, there is still a ton of meep that we have to move ourselves.

by Clavis_Apocalypticae 2006-09-05 12:33:00 | 1145 reads | 9 comments

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Forum: We had a good run. [LULZ JK]

Ok funny story, really, I'm at kind of a loss for words...

by LORDKAHUNA 2012-01-05 13:49:53 | 0 reads | 228 comments

Louis vs. Rick

LouisTheCat: CAPS LOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE RICK

by LORDKAHUNA 2011-11-03 14:53:43 | 0 reads | 2 comments

Forum: To Tell The Truth...

Post Truth here, tell us something you probably shouldn't:

by LORDKAHUNA 2011-06-30 10:52:20 | 0 reads | 74 comments

Forum: New Favorite Gif

No summary.

by HOBO 2005-11-30 00:18:49 | 159530 reads | 773 comments

meep

Need I say more?

by dragonstaff 2011-03-28 22:22:42 | 173 reads | 9 comments

Forum: Camphone Thread

Your photo will be posted to this thread under your username. In the future, if there's enough support for it, I'd like to figure out a way to let you control whether the photo gets posted to this thread, or a journal entry of your own. For now, this meep is goofy enough that I'm Keeping It Simple Stupid.

by vasudeva 2007-11-21 02:16:10 | 214738 reads | 7569 comments

Anarchist Cookbook

Online version of a cherished classic

by ghostrider 2010-12-22 16:03:32 | 541 reads | 9 comments

Forum: Holy Mother of Carp, LinkSwarm 2.0 Is Live

Confused? Freaked out? Alive with pleasure? If you think you've found a bug, post to the LS 2.0 Bug Thread, or pop into IRC and see what's what.

by vasudeva 2010-12-16 13:24:17 | 10838 reads | 144 comments

Forum: Stuff what needs to added to this awesome new Linkswarm 2.0

who is online

by ghostrider 2010-12-16 20:06:05 | 9596 reads | 140 comments

Map Of Metal

Lays out a large amount of metal music sub genres, streaming examples of each one. m/

by GrapeApe 2010-12-09 13:17:23 | 1301 reads | 10 comments

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