Caladbolg's journal: Tards..

Im going to meep. How do i know? Because retards make me laugh. They're just so happy and oblivious and the look on their faces as they frolic in their gayity makes me giggle. I like to name them based on just how tardish they are, my favorite one was a little blunt headed fellow i liked to call the Moleman, simply because he looked like he burrowed in the ground looking for grubs and whatnot. Another was quite rotund whom me and a few freinds lovingly dubbed the Master Egg because he was, well egg shaped and seemed to be king of the tards. Not all tards though are happy critters, one in particular we named Crazy-Legs for he was the angriest meep in the land. Then there was Annette who was particularly aggressive towards members of the opposite meep, some of the exchanges between her and a few groups of guys were hysterical.

by Caladbolg 2005-05-11 18:46:00 | 678 reads | 27 comments

Caladbolg's journal: Vienna Sausages

i loooooove vienna sausages. They have to be the grossest peice of canned meat available other than potted meat substitute but theyre just so good i eat them right out of the can. They're chicken, beef, and pork ground into 7 tasty little meat logs. Now its important that you get the ones with the sausage water not the meat jello because you have to take them all out and wash them off. I dunno what the goo is made from, probably some kind of pulverized...weasle or mongolian or some meep thing.

by Caladbolg 2005-05-16 23:38:00 | 601 reads | 10 comments

Caladbolg's journal: I have trancended to Alpha!!

Thats right you fuks ive pitched in and leveled up, I was hoping it was all panned out by the time I got back from ZooMass.

by Caladbolg 2005-10-01 12:05:00 | 487 reads | 9 comments

Caladbolg's journal: Resolution

A little late but my new years resolution is to be more active in the swarm. I've been an alpha for some time now and I feel I havent contributed anything worthwhile, links or otherwise. It is indeed difficult to break into such a tight-nit group, especially this intarweb manson family that is linkswarm. So instead of basically paying to super-lurk I am going to elbow my way into this fraternity of deranged geniuses.

by Caladbolg 2006-01-07 15:31:00 | 481 reads | 8 comments

Caladbolg's journal: Awkward anti-semitism

Me and a few guys from my floor were sitting in my room with this chick as my roommate stumbles in three sheets to the wind and starts to draw from his soco stash. He asked us if we took any, we said no and commenced to give him meep about being stingy to which he replied "Yeah im gonna be real jewish about it." Little did he know the girl was a jew. She looked a bit surprised and stated that she was , in fact, a jew. My roommate then exclaimed "Well I hate jews." We kinda chuckled a little but then he stepped it up a notch with "Im kinda dissappointed the Holocaust didnt go as planned."

by Caladbolg 2006-01-21 01:15:00 | 462 reads | 14 comments

Caladbolg's journal: Writing

I've considered writing for a long time but I've never really had an original idea worth putting down on paper. Recently I had begun to collect random floating thoughts for a storyline and setting. I've written a few pages already and im feeling confident about it, I just hope I have the patience to complete it. One area I think I'm weak in is dialogue, I'd appreciate any tips from the writers in swarm.

by Caladbolg 2006-02-24 11:26:00 | 508 reads | 7 comments

Caladbolg's journal: Struggle against the bowl

I am locked in mortal combat with a bowl of Nong Shim hot and spicy. Good christ I can feel my tastebuds burst into flames one by one. I love spicy food.

by Caladbolg 2006-02-28 19:17:00 | 497 reads | 13 comments

Caladbolg's journal: Man, things are alright.

It'st St. Patricks day and I realize that things are ok. Ive got a great new girlfreind and school isnt so tough. It may be the Guiness talking but things are not so bad in the world. My girlfreind is so awesome, shes got some residual issues but i wouldnt have her any other way and i care for her deeply, more than anyone ever before. I wish you mugs as much happiness i feel now, ERIN GO BRAGH!

by Caladbolg 2006-03-17 21:44:00 | 441 reads | 10 comments

Caladbolg's journal: Great...

Alright, my girlfreind and I have been sleeping in my room this whole week and we behaved most of the week mainly because my roommate was in the room. Last night (well 5:00AM) we decided to throw caution to the wind and tried to do it quietly. What i didnt know is that my roommate was awake and couldnt get back to sleep after he knew what we were doing. We were leaving to go to lunch and he stops me before i walked out the door and commences to yell at me. For some reason this really bothered me, ive never seen him that pissed off. I understand him being angry for our indiscretion last night but meep...

by Caladbolg 2006-03-24 16:38:00 | 520 reads | 24 comments

Caladbolg's journal: Unfamiliar territory..

Alright the gf is really into bondage and blood. Ive never really had any interest in either one but i must admit im intrigued. Ive never done any bondage type stuff and i dont like pain all that much, luckily i wont be the sub.

by Caladbolg 2006-06-02 00:22:00 | 755 reads | 17 comments

Top 100 Beers In The World

WHAT? no Old English 800!

by trickbear 2005-11-11 21:33:29 | 2527 reads | 11 comments

Mythography - Cool Site On Mythology And Art

Exploring Greek, Roman and Celtic Myth and Art

by casmhar 2005-11-04 09:06:58 | 1430 reads | 1 comment

DrinksMixer

Awesome Drink Database

by qwerty 2005-10-06 02:44:32 | 2802 reads | 3 comments

Toolbox For Your Internet Needs

The Leatherman tool for the internet

by sahlgoode 2005-10-03 02:25:34 | 3190 reads | 5 comments

Keyra II: Electric Bootyloo

iFilm uncensored channel

by nobody 2005-09-28 15:05:33 | 5158 reads | 3 comments

HeroMachine

build your own superhero

by Crapalicious 2005-09-18 04:46:04 | 1407 reads | comment

Dune: Behind The Scenes

Pretty cool.

by tantrum 2005-09-12 00:17:01 | 2289 reads | 12 comments