BeachGoat

Location: California

Occupation: Handyman, Welder, Musician

Interests: Music, Goats, Cthulhu

We do not inherit the earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children.
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A Day Made of Glass

Click on the video links to get a visual realization on how glass, partnered with companion technologies, will help shape our everyday lives.

by Salvo 2012-02-05 20:13:55 | 0 reads | 4 comments

Communities Against Terrorism

Potential Indicators of Terrorist Activities Related to Internet Cafe (.pdf)

by MstrLance 2012-02-05 17:12:45 | 0 reads | 8 comments

Rich meepbag adopts 42 year old girlfriend as his DAUGHTER to protect his fortune from family of man killed in DUI crash

So does that mean they are engaging in incest if they have meep now?

by witty_screen_name 2012-02-04 14:09:14 | 0 reads | 6 comments

LSD and it's Lysergamide cousins

In the interest of providing information regarding science. PDF warning. SFW.

by freakmachine 2012-02-04 14:09:09 | 0 reads | 3 comments

Shipwreck in Baltic Sea: A UFO? The Millennium Falcon? Disc-Shaped Object on Sonar as Large as 747.

Sphere, Millennium Falcon, or just some random rocks?

by GrapeApe 2012-02-03 18:17:53 | 0 reads | 7 comments

BeachGoat's journal: Journal Title Removed

No summary.

by BeachGoat 2008-01-26 06:43:00 | 585 reads | 5 comments

BeachGoat's journal: A Wotak meep Story

This was originally a Halloween story from 1894, but Wotak seemed to be upset that everyone wasn't looking at him, so he felt it was necessary to put his own tale instead. After that, the ghost story was no longer appropriate for the entry; hence the title and content change.

by BeachGoat 2008-10-31 18:53:00 | 2170 reads | 10 comments

BeachGoat's journal: Something to Keep you Warm

No summary.

by BeachGoat 2009-01-30 22:58:00 | 960 reads | 8 comments

BeachGoat's journal: Alex

Alex walked into the surf on Friday. He was a talented artist, and a unique human being. He fought as an Army veteran, and worked hard in our little town. He seems to have lost his battle with depression. It leaves a hole in my heart and our community. This is one of his drawings.

by BeachGoat 2009-02-23 03:11:00 | 1336 reads | 15 comments

BeachGoat's journal: OOO Hot Phuk Thai Soup

Brought to you by S.O.U.P., the Society Of Ugly People

by BeachGoat 2009-02-28 17:19:00 | 1441 reads | 12 comments

BeachGoat's journal: Birfy Party

Oh, lordy, what a fine day indeed.

by BeachGoat 2009-04-13 18:18:00 | 1903 reads | 23 comments

BeachGoat's journal: Critters

We've got a pretty big house...two story, three bedrooms downstairs, another bedroom in the garage, attic, kitchen; lots of places to hide if you're under the size of say, a housecat. Three nights ago, we're laying in bed, and we hear the unmistakable pitter-patter of scurrying feet across the roof. I kind of chuckled to myself, picturing some hapless opossum waddling to where Rosie has water out for the birds on the deck, warm fuzzy feelings of helping Mother Nature flickering in the icy tomb of my Heart.

by BeachGoat 2009-08-23 16:45:00 | 1011 reads | 8 comments

BeachGoat's journal: I hate to say it...

but this looks oddly like my breeder wife when she walked out the door when my kid was two months old and she said "Here, You Raise This Thing!".

by BeachGoat 2009-10-15 21:36:00 | 474 reads | 4 comments

BeachGoat's journal: Halloween Story

This Was from a friend of mine who is a "Gargoylist"...

by BeachGoat 2009-10-16 18:14:00 | 6597 reads | 37 comments

BeachGoat's journal: Gillan's Inn

Anybody have a copy of Gillan's Inn, an album of Ian Gillan's, with Jeff Healy,Tony Iommi, & others? I guess wifey has a streak of purple on her "nether parts" and "needs" to hear it.

by BeachGoat 2009-11-22 21:45:00 | 1102 reads | 5 comments

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Forum: ASK ANY SWARMER ANY QUESTION

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by Wotak 2011-07-15 08:41:19 | 0 reads | 77 comments

Forum: To Tell The Truth...

Post Truth here, tell us something you probably shouldn't:

by LORDKAHUNA 2011-06-30 10:52:20 | 0 reads | 74 comments

Forum: Linkswarm's West Coast Drunken Meandering, (Mild)Debauchery & Family Barbecue Aug 12, 13 & 14th

Time to pull our collective meep out of our Wal-Mart desk chairs and get a little meepin' SUNLIGHT.

by spankerchief 2011-06-09 03:06:54 | 0 reads | 169 comments

The Complete H. P. Lovecraft Texts

The Complete H. P. Lovecraft Texts

by IHateRegistering 2009-06-21 23:32:53 | 1719 reads | 8 comments

View Earth from different satellites

View Earth from different satellites in space

by ndm24 2004-04-11 10:19:42 | 1956 reads | 1 comment

Encyclopia Mythica

An encyclopedia on mythology, folklore, and legend. Hail to Tlazolteotl !

by Sachsenpaule 2004-02-06 00:47:15 | 1868 reads | 4 comments

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meeproach
YOU FORGOT RAGE meep!
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Whale watching outside of McDonalds...
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lawnmower accident?
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My meep, its detachable.
bobacus
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