Link Comments by spork (102 total)

Thu Feb 21 2008 11:46:36 AM     spork If I choose to not read the article and assume, from the pic
Tue Jul 17 2007 12:06:48 AM     spork I don't know which was more nauseating: the ice cream flavor
Sun Jul 15 2007 11:52:33 PM     spork 'I'm not interested in white people offering me this or that
Sun Jul 1 2007 03:18:41 PM     spork - 'Mom's passed out on the lawn again.' - 'Kth
Sun Jun 24 2007 08:35:31 PM     spork Eh, she looks like she's 40 years old, so it all evens out.
Thu Jun 21 2007 09:19:02 PM     spork Bras, knickers, grease and fat!!!!!!!
Sat Apr 28 2007 04:11:13 PM     spork Looks like the tits could use a readjustment, too.
Wed Feb 28 2007 07:06:59 PM     spork What does this have to do with mens' lifestyles?
Wed Feb 7 2007 10:04:20 PM     spork Don't bother with the upgrade. Apparently, your wife will ju
Thu Feb 1 2007 09:51:55 PM     spork Boy titties grow up to be lavender scented MAN TITTIES? That
Wed Jan 24 2007 05:01:23 PM     spork Skullduggery! What a great word.
Sun Dec 24 2006 09:38:14 PM     spork Ladder climbers? On LinkSwarm? Please send me the link to th
Sun Nov 26 2006 11:47:33 PM     spork Being expelled from art school will give him a head start on
Mon Nov 20 2006 10:20:22 PM     spork Shit...you cracker-ass crackers know that the word nigger is
Tue Nov 14 2006 06:27:30 PM     spork No one can.
Mon Nov 13 2006 08:29:27 PM     spork So, like...then what?
Fri Nov 10 2006 07:00:11 PM     spork Don't they kill the baby whores in Hong Kong?
Thu Nov 9 2006 01:52:57 AM     spork Female LS member #5. And I am not interested. That funk-trap
Wed Oct 25 2006 11:28:57 PM     spork Popular Science can kiss my ass.
Fri Oct 20 2006 11:13:32 AM     spork Why's the bird breaking wind?
Thu Oct 19 2006 10:26:47 PM     spork What exactly is going on here!
Tue Oct 10 2006 08:52:56 PM     spork [ASCII tricks?]
Wed Oct 4 2006 05:43:04 PM     spork 'Speaking from the heart, not from the brain' Hear
Sun Oct 1 2006 07:19:05 PM     spork If she swallows Ken, then I'll be impressed...
Sun Aug 13 2006 09:53:48 PM     spork Is something really 'missing' if it never existed to begin w
Wed Jun 21 2006 07:29:50 PM     spork What the hell are we supposed to eat while the seeds are gro
Sun Jan 15 2006 05:03:04 PM     spork Maybe he hasn't had a girlfriend in 10 years because he's a
Sat Sep 10 2005 05:39:02 PM     spork [image]
Thu Sep 8 2005 07:23:17 PM     spork Behold the sound of facetiousness flying over your head at r
Mon Sep 5 2005 07:31:32 PM     spork 32%
Fri Sep 2 2005 02:05:50 AM     spork fuck...
Fri Sep 2 2005 01:53:54 AM     spork [image]
Fri Aug 26 2005 07:18:21 PM     spork Oh sorry, I didn't realize that the same five people were th
Fri Aug 26 2005 04:58:11 PM     spork Ain't nothing smellier than the whole musty balls/taint/assh
Tue Aug 16 2005 05:16:41 PM     spork Are you saying that you doubt the validity of the Weekly Wor
Wed Aug 10 2005 03:41:39 PM     spork :cricket..cricket..cricket::
Sat Aug 6 2005 04:58:23 PM     spork Them's some rusty looking pussies...
Tue Aug 2 2005 01:41:07 PM     spork Will this one be a hoax, too? Maybe this time they can bring
Sat Jul 9 2005 10:54:16 PM     spork Here he is getting ready to ram an itty bitty woman with his
Mon Jul 4 2005 05:47:34 PM     spork I would think that that ass is disgusting too if *i* had a
Thu Jun 30 2005 10:13:41 PM     spork I would rather have Mexicans looking for work living in my c
Mon May 30 2005 07:56:33 PM     spork 'It looked like a pipe bomb and was in a position that could
Fri Apr 29 2005 07:28:56 PM     spork ...ton
Mon Apr 25 2005 06:20:30 PM     spork That is one GIANT head.
Mon Feb 21 2005 10:13:13 AM     spork Get yer video of this
Mon Feb 14 2005 08:15:07 PM     spork Jokes = not funny. Abe Vigoda's jumbojaw = hilarious!
Tue Feb 8 2005 07:21:18 PM     spork Shit like this happens every day here in NYC. It's only a hu
Wed Dec 15 2004 01:14:30 PM     spork Kobe married a rap video whore. She's fair game for lewd com
Mon Oct 4 2004 07:49:29 PM     spork The cows looked a little jealous.
Thu Sep 23 2004 06:24:31 PM     spork You folks who don't believe that the media is run by conserv
Thu Sep 23 2004 01:03:23 PM     spork Don't be so quick to believe the 'polls'. The media is run b
Mon Sep 20 2004 11:33:14 PM     spork Maybe women wouldn't be so 'bored' with oral sex if dudes wo
Tue Sep 14 2004 09:33:06 PM     spork Suck a fuck...ya.
Tue Sep 14 2004 04:44:40 PM     spork Then don't use it.
Sun Sep 12 2004 07:21:50 PM     spork I hate him.
Thu Sep 9 2004 11:38:59 PM     spork October 2003...how about that General Olds category?
Thu Sep 9 2004 05:54:31 PM     spork Is the starfish the anchor??
Thu Sep 9 2004 12:04:00 AM     spork Speaking of no front legs, how do people with no arms wipe t
Mon Sep 6 2004 12:10:32 PM     spork 'Helicoptering' women who are good wives, mothers and daught
Tue Aug 31 2004 08:16:55 PM     spork The name 'Red Rose Multimedia' sux anyway, so maybe the guy
Tue Aug 31 2004 01:08:31 AM     spork Maybe it just smelled fish and thought it was going back to
Tue Aug 24 2004 04:43:44 PM     spork Junk in the trunk!
Sun Aug 15 2004 05:26:13 PM     spork Then no one here is allowed in...
Thu Aug 12 2004 06:05:09 PM     spork The U.S., a country that can't even handle a saggy nipple du
Wed Aug 11 2004 11:24:48 AM     spork a cousin from the oven!
Fri Aug 6 2004 07:21:37 PM     spork Who's Carnel?
Wed Jul 28 2004 09:45:07 AM     spork You're right! It is much more preferable to own a dog, who w
Fri Jul 2 2004 09:30:02 AM     spork So all you guys have essentially been eagerly waiting for a
Sat Jun 26 2004 06:38:06 PM     spork Most of those asses were flat. How is a flat ass attractive?
Sun Jun 20 2004 11:26:55 PM     spork 'This is 4000 years of history of China!'
Mon Jun 14 2004 05:44:14 PM     spork why is it so small?
Fri Jun 11 2004 07:31:31 AM     spork wha?
Mon Jun 7 2004 08:39:35 PM     spork So I guess PETA would rather you run down to your local anim
Sun Jun 6 2004 02:56:51 PM     spork nevermind the hole, what the FUK is wrong with his eyes??
Thu May 27 2004 08:14:16 AM     spork where's the sex?
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