Link Comments by santeria (130 total)

Wed Jul 9 2008 08:57:06 PM     santeria Interesting fact: after she had kids, my wife's milk jugs al
Tue Jul 1 2008 08:57:37 PM     santeria They wouldn't let my 5 year old daughter climb up with me.
Thu Apr 17 2008 08:32:24 PM     santeria They look like beans wth smaller beans on their chests.
Thu Apr 17 2008 08:31:06 PM     santeria Excellent writing about horrible writing. I loved it, bec
Sun Mar 23 2008 09:11:42 PM     santeria My name is Ed Van Pelt, dog fucker.
Sun Mar 23 2008 09:09:34 PM     santeria Horrible, but who are they trying to protect with this eupha
Thu Mar 20 2008 09:32:17 PM     santeria I love the LCD display...nice old world touch. Most hippies
Sat Feb 16 2008 08:12:06 PM     santeria In summary, make their joints go the way they don't want to
Sat Feb 9 2008 06:37:47 PM     santeria Jonah Goldberg is a cunt, but he's correct in that the extre
Sat Jan 26 2008 06:30:37 PM     santeria I played one of these in high school, but they cut funding f
Sat Jan 19 2008 09:24:00 PM     santeria Max theoretical limit for gasoline with very unrealistic cav
Fri Dec 14 2007 07:36:52 PM     santeria 'Ah cain't fit back in Momma! Ah cain't fit back in!'
Fri Dec 14 2007 07:35:00 PM     santeria Who needs to learn to talk with their jaw clenched? Try MIT
Thu Dec 6 2007 07:52:33 PM     santeria http://empornium.us/details.php?cat=31&id=184122
Fri Oct 19 2007 08:26:17 PM     santeria 84% - I have a master's in mechanical engineering, and I wo
Fri Oct 12 2007 08:52:32 PM     santeria I'm listening to the third book now. It turns out that her
Sat Sep 29 2007 09:15:27 PM     santeria I have never liked photographers, and I love those pictures.
Sun Sep 23 2007 08:31:29 AM     santeria How much energy goes in to seperate out the hydrogen?
Sat Sep 15 2007 05:47:55 PM     santeria I thought that wikisky was a wiki about whiskey, boy was I d
Sat Sep 8 2007 09:57:54 PM     santeria I may just be a caveman, but so what if what they're doing i
Wed Aug 22 2007 07:54:02 PM     santeria I noticed this happening about 2 weeks ago. Torrents will r
Tue Aug 14 2007 09:43:11 PM     santeria I prefer Louis C K's ''SUCK A BAG OF DICKS!!' Seriously,
Sun Jun 17 2007 07:54:13 PM     santeria I used to have some Wang stock, but then another company too
Sun Jun 17 2007 07:43:32 PM     santeria I respectfully disagree. Republicans think with their balls
Sun Jun 17 2007 07:38:23 PM     santeria Another intereseing note: those pick and place machines soun
Sat Jun 9 2007 02:07:31 PM     santeria I would totally fuck her up (the ass).
Fri Jun 8 2007 10:01:54 PM     santeria Question for Crackalackin: Do they provide massages with 's
Mon Jun 4 2007 07:23:10 PM     santeria I'd like to add 'Shakes the Clown', the 'Citizen Kane' of al
Wed May 30 2007 12:04:25 PM     santeria There should be a show where women vie to receive my penis.
Thu May 24 2007 10:06:54 PM     santeria God just doesn't make a statement like he used to.
Wed May 23 2007 08:45:05 PM     santeria Charge seperation takes work, and that work is returned when
Tue May 22 2007 08:42:10 PM     santeria I say that it will work, but the size of a machine to power
Tue May 22 2007 11:45:59 AM     santeria Just make sure you don't cross a page boundary during a tabl
Sat May 19 2007 09:32:02 AM     santeria Sweet!
Thu May 17 2007 09:01:06 PM     santeria Safety matches work because the sulpher is in the match and
Tue May 15 2007 09:04:49 PM     santeria Who do I hate next?
Tue May 15 2007 08:56:03 PM     santeria Thanks for that.
Fri May 11 2007 10:28:39 PM     santeria Great! As soon as everybody learns to use CAD they can have
Fri May 11 2007 10:24:31 PM     santeria I want a dick with boobs for balls. I've said too much.
Mon Apr 23 2007 07:39:13 PM     santeria Ellos son mas macho.
Sat Apr 21 2007 10:53:58 PM     santeria We made a port locator for this shit at work 6 years ago. T
Sat Apr 21 2007 10:34:01 PM     santeria Excellent use of the word 'tasty'.
Tue Apr 10 2007 09:29:31 PM     santeria This is fucking bullshit. Why don't some multinational comp
Sun Apr 8 2007 07:42:15 PM     santeria It's made of stars.....they sould have sent a poet.
Wed Apr 4 2007 08:53:54 PM     santeria V. cool. I also recommend sharkyextreme.com for this sort o
Sun Apr 1 2007 11:29:56 PM     santeria Wait, wait, ask me again... I totally agree, because out
Sun Apr 1 2007 10:16:34 PM     santeria Beyond specious
Fri Mar 30 2007 09:01:54 PM     santeria That, and a dinosaur.
Fri Mar 30 2007 08:56:55 PM     santeria It's time to cull the herd.
Fri Mar 30 2007 08:50:45 PM     santeria At least my wife licks her palm. If this keeps up I'll star
Fri Mar 30 2007 08:24:16 PM     santeria Why couldn't it have been Paris Hilton, and why couldn't the
Fri Mar 30 2007 08:11:37 PM     santeria Much needed. I feel better.
Fri Mar 23 2007 08:33:28 PM     santeria .....most of all, when the women is kept from the school, sh
Fri Mar 16 2007 12:09:35 PM     santeria no mention of flying cars...
Sun Mar 4 2007 06:22:31 PM     santeria AKA FDM, akin to SLS and SLA.
Thu Mar 1 2007 06:28:17 PM     santeria I'd like to know when these girls will be turning 18.
Tue Feb 20 2007 06:36:33 PM     santeria That's just nutty.
Thu Feb 8 2007 08:07:44 PM     santeria I fired a load into her sewer once.....
Fri Feb 2 2007 06:15:31 PM     santeria I always wondered what string theory was about....
Wed Jan 17 2007 09:21:14 PM     santeria Vomited after 10 minutes, had to stop. I knew all that but
Wed Jan 17 2007 09:19:57 PM     santeria I'm going to get a poster with that woman's picture and carr
Fri Dec 22 2006 10:30:24 PM     santeria Wow...a republican congressional aide...I'm shocked.
Wed Dec 20 2006 10:18:06 PM     santeria 'I thought that working with women would be much simpler tha
Tue Dec 19 2006 07:37:31 PM     santeria Fucking Wesleyan. You'd think it was cool from her writing,
Sat Dec 16 2006 09:46:20 PM     santeria Who amongst us doesn't love a little 'skull and bones'?
Mon Dec 11 2006 10:35:34 PM     santeria I only got through two. Man, I'm glad I'm married and don't
Fri Dec 8 2006 08:39:08 PM     santeria Great writing indeed: 'It is no big scoop that the majori
Tue Dec 5 2006 07:42:51 PM     santeria Hey! It's that other Nixon! Ironical that I applied to t
Thu Nov 30 2006 08:03:42 PM     santeria It's a great idea. The red cross should refuse to give dick
Tue Nov 28 2006 05:58:52 PM     santeria 'If I can do anything for those who are in a very hard time
Mon Nov 20 2006 05:39:07 PM     santeria He catches on fast.
Sat Nov 18 2006 02:11:02 PM     santeria Man, I must have been pretty drunk last night.
Sat Nov 18 2006 01:38:28 PM     santeria I was going to do that anyway.
Fri Nov 17 2006 10:53:36 PM     santeria They are Dragonstaff, they are. I wish you the best.
Fri Nov 17 2006 07:31:04 PM     santeria In hospitals they call bicycles 'wheel birds'.
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Lame journal entry. But good luck with the dick sucking thing. -- freakmachine