| Sun Oct 15 2006 06:34:20 PM |
professor |
'Your mother has a smooth forehead!' |
| Sun Oct 15 2006 06:31:32 PM |
professor |
Vas had that same procedure done to his purty avatar. Can't |
| Fri Oct 13 2006 02:52:24 PM |
professor |
This Just In: Scientists reach the conclusion that weebles w |
| Fri Sep 29 2006 01:06:17 PM |
professor |
'You feel the crisp, aged taste permeating in your mouth.' |
| Wed Sep 27 2006 07:12:26 AM |
professor |
Uart: are you really a professor?
No, just a nickname. I |
| Tue Sep 26 2006 07:23:26 PM |
professor |
Not necessarily accurate. If the daughter's menarche is del |
| Tue Sep 26 2006 07:13:57 PM |
professor |
I second that comment, guitarjon. |
| Sat Sep 16 2006 10:54:26 PM |
professor |
Quite true, nocal. Correlation does not necessarily denote |
| Sat Sep 16 2006 08:58:20 AM |
professor |
Amusing yet insightful comment, projekt.
To add to your w |
| Mon Sep 11 2006 07:45:09 AM |
professor |
Just to form a paradox, I'll agree with Loki. |
| Sun Sep 10 2006 08:12:09 AM |
professor |
I agree with nocal's agreeing |
| Sun Sep 10 2006 08:02:44 AM |
professor |
Nice |
| Fri Sep 8 2006 08:21:57 PM |
professor |
The world seems to be doomed a lot lately. |
| Fri Sep 8 2006 08:04:03 AM |
professor |
Wouldn't have been as funny without the second half. As it |
| Tue Sep 5 2006 07:04:32 AM |
professor |
This is going to be amusing to watch the before LS / after L |
| Sat Sep 2 2006 03:07:20 PM |
professor |
Vid clip should have 'seasickness warning' label, but hurrah |
| Mon Aug 28 2006 07:14:00 AM |
professor |
'He likes to blow in my ear' - ???????
'He likes to hang |
| Fri Aug 25 2006 07:22:03 PM |
professor |
To all the collaborators on this project:
JOB WELL DONE! |
| Tue Aug 22 2006 03:20:13 PM |
professor |
Does it include a chastity belt? |
| Thu Aug 10 2006 06:06:05 PM |
professor |
Weirdly, I wrote a story very similar to this in a writing c |
| Tue Aug 8 2006 08:09:59 AM |
professor |
This begs for an icing joke. |
| Mon Aug 7 2006 09:56:56 PM |
professor |
'Of course, back in my day, we called it 'flogging the gecko |
| Sun Aug 6 2006 06:45:18 PM |
professor |
'Repentance,' Uart? Is this like 'penance' except that we'r |
| Fri Aug 4 2006 05:19:47 PM |
professor |
Most of these were painful to read, but I admit to having pr |
| Mon Jul 17 2006 02:34:15 PM |
professor |
I nominate Dumbskull for Director of Irony. |
| Mon Jul 17 2006 02:31:41 PM |
professor |
Sounds amazing until you read the number of AAs it took. |
| Mon Jul 10 2006 08:00:10 AM |
professor |
Impressive, Dumbskull!
Uart - Movies have their place in |
| Sun Jul 9 2006 07:27:51 AM |
professor |
You all hearten me. Thank you. |
| Sat Jul 8 2006 05:15:03 PM |
professor |
As woeful and embarrassing as those numbers are to you, thos |
| Wed Jul 5 2006 07:34:04 AM |
professor |
Well spoken, Lefen. |
| Tue Jul 4 2006 03:02:16 PM |
professor |
Hey, we're bigger than Pluto. |
| Sun Jul 2 2006 05:37:21 PM |
professor |
Bunny 51 reminds me of Mick Jagger. |
| Sat Jul 1 2006 08:03:59 AM |
professor |
Mmm... nutjobs.
When I first saw that the 'Pentagon' was |
| Fri Jun 30 2006 10:33:03 AM |
professor |
'I still dont get how these guys get away with these types o |
| Fri Jun 30 2006 10:26:33 AM |
professor |
Diverse enough that I went through all 108 items - thanks, T |
| Tue Jun 27 2006 12:57:56 PM |
professor |
Bitchcakes = favorite. |
| Sat Jun 24 2006 07:39:47 PM |
professor |
I call shenanigans on tantrum. |
| Sat Jun 24 2006 07:37:33 PM |
professor |
Well spoken, J. |
| Thu Jun 22 2006 10:20:49 AM |
professor |
Apparently aerodynamic means phallic.
Seriously, look at |
| Wed Jun 14 2006 03:12:22 PM |
professor |
Where was that book when I was in high school? I coulda use |
| Mon Jun 12 2006 12:32:27 PM |
professor |
Wrecker - link, please? |
| Sun Jun 11 2006 10:22:50 PM |
professor |
So, swarming is bad? |
| Sun Jun 11 2006 08:29:19 AM |
professor |
thnx, wolfer |
| Fri Jun 9 2006 05:44:55 PM |
professor |
No matter who it really is, whenever I see the name 'Abu,' I |
| Fri May 26 2006 07:56:06 AM |
professor |
'Your moon was waning gibbous.'
wft? |
| Fri May 19 2006 10:33:44 AM |
professor |
KAHUNABEE = snugglier. |
| Sun May 14 2006 08:29:46 AM |
professor |
*headache*
(but worth it) |
| Fri Apr 28 2006 04:02:38 PM |
professor |
I think I just hit a new record for how fast I can hit my br |
| Thu Apr 27 2006 04:20:54 PM |
professor |
She was certainly perky. |
| Thu Apr 27 2006 01:59:42 PM |
professor |
I watched about five minutes, and all the correlations they |
| Fri Apr 21 2006 06:44:49 AM |
professor |
WHY??? |
| Thu Apr 20 2006 04:42:24 PM |
professor |
I wonder how long it will take for mailing pre-approved cred |
| Mon Apr 17 2006 08:30:40 PM |
professor |
Moral of the story: Point of view is everything.
...what |
| Tue Apr 11 2006 04:29:21 PM |
professor |
As a massage therapist I've conversed with many an energy he |
| Sun Apr 9 2006 08:26:10 AM |
professor |
I think I'm most impressed with the Eden Food response - som |
| Wed Apr 5 2006 08:45:17 PM |
professor |
The wording of this study seems stretched out of proportion. |
| Mon Apr 3 2006 03:41:49 PM |
professor |
The last sentence in the video was a good end to it: 'A city |
| Wed Mar 29 2006 05:15:59 PM |
professor |
Nah. Much like Mozart's Requiem was left unfinished at his |
| Thu Mar 9 2006 07:44:17 AM |
professor |
I *ahem* 'missed' one question.
This quiz brings up a dif |
| Mon Mar 6 2006 03:52:06 PM |
professor |
So, who thinks this well-spoken woman has just painted a tar |
| Sun Mar 5 2006 01:24:36 PM |
professor |
Nicely done. |
| Sun Mar 5 2006 07:13:31 AM |
professor |
wolfer: keeping on the subject, go figure...a bad cop. |
| Wed Mar 1 2006 05:03:59 PM |
professor |
A soothing sight for sore eyes, in more ways than one. |
| Wed Mar 1 2006 06:47:17 AM |
professor |
I'm trying to figure out why there is a phallic eagle beak o |
| Mon Feb 27 2006 10:50:14 AM |
professor |
I had not seen it - thanks, freakbass. Though I normally do |
| Thu Feb 16 2006 07:22:47 AM |
professor |
I find it hilarious that a page on proper grammar and writin |
| Thu Feb 16 2006 07:08:09 AM |
professor |
Ah, but fellows, how often has something practical come from |
| Tue Feb 14 2006 07:21:09 AM |
professor |
Not quite as much fun to watch as Mythbusters, but with no b |
| Tue Feb 7 2006 04:41:20 PM |
professor |
Amazing. The news folks didn't even bother to hide the bias |
| Mon Feb 6 2006 04:58:53 PM |
professor |
But I have to give them points for the use of the word 'whil |
| Sun Feb 5 2006 10:20:05 AM |
professor |
Parasite Rex added to reading list. |
| Sat Feb 4 2006 06:20:39 PM |
professor |
Not to sully the sacred grounds of Linkswarm with the whole |
| Sat Feb 4 2006 06:14:18 PM |
professor |
I wonder less about the specific content of the essay than a |
| Fri Feb 3 2006 02:28:57 PM |
professor |
Wolfer, I agree that the police use excessive force - in fac |
| Fri Feb 3 2006 07:28:07 AM |
professor |
I just watched the clip a few more times, and noted somethin |
| More | ||
