| Wed Jul 23 2008 02:02:20 PM |
hoyaguru |
It says she had 'advanced dementia'. I wonder if she even re |
| Sat Jul 12 2008 01:33:16 PM |
hoyaguru |
The correct term is Chocolate Starfish Hole. |
| Thu Jul 10 2008 03:01:49 PM |
hoyaguru |
So a priest says a prayer over a piece of bread, and it turn |
| Thu Jul 10 2008 02:52:22 PM |
hoyaguru |
A butterfly bit my sister once... |
| Thu Jul 10 2008 02:46:21 PM |
hoyaguru |
'Is this a police state or is this America?'
Why can't it |
| Mon Jun 30 2008 05:20:10 PM |
hoyaguru |
I think this might be a repost. |
| Mon Jun 30 2008 04:58:52 PM |
hoyaguru |
Must be easier, what with their sideways vaginas and all. |
| Wed Jun 25 2008 04:21:32 PM |
hoyaguru |
So if a guy with a couple of 7 and 8 year old daughters want |
| Tue Jun 24 2008 06:09:31 PM |
hoyaguru |
'...a close-knit, conservative bean-processing town of with |
| Tue Jun 24 2008 06:03:42 PM |
hoyaguru |
Man, just when I think there can't be anything else out ther |
| Mon Jun 23 2008 07:16:18 PM |
hoyaguru |
I bet God is going to have more than a few words for him... |
| Tue Jun 17 2008 09:23:37 PM |
hoyaguru |
Did she learn her lesson? |
| Tue Jun 10 2008 07:42:27 PM |
hoyaguru |
Stylish. |
| Tue Jun 10 2008 07:24:52 PM |
hoyaguru |
'At three o'clock that morning, Richard Geefe's remains were |
| Tue Jun 10 2008 07:01:20 PM |
hoyaguru |
Couldn't tell a whole ot of difference from the regular Garf |
| Mon Jun 9 2008 05:49:40 PM |
hoyaguru |
Hey, I can see my house! |
| Sun Jun 1 2008 06:41:21 PM |
hoyaguru |
'If I don't get to touch Tamu's hair, then what black person |
| Fri May 30 2008 04:21:54 PM |
hoyaguru |
This is exactly what Georgey should be doing, partying it up |
| Tue May 27 2008 04:36:54 PM |
hoyaguru |
Headline one day after this goes into effect:
'Hackers cr |
| Mon May 26 2008 11:28:43 AM |
hoyaguru |
Man, this just made my fucking day. Every time I saw this as |
| Fri May 23 2008 06:52:20 PM |
hoyaguru |
I tried making love to a car once, but I got exhausted. |
| Mon May 19 2008 06:48:32 PM |
hoyaguru |
Here you go: http://reverent.org/an_artist_or_an_ape.html |
| Mon May 19 2008 06:40:07 PM |
hoyaguru |
Saw a show about 25 years ago, some guys took a monkey and g |
| Thu May 15 2008 04:57:03 PM |
hoyaguru |
I believe the children are the future... |
| Wed May 14 2008 04:25:43 PM |
hoyaguru |
Why would this 'embolden' the terrorists to attack us again, |
| Wed May 14 2008 04:22:36 PM |
hoyaguru |
I neet trepanation like I need another hole in my head. |
| Tue May 6 2008 04:24:36 PM |
hoyaguru |
Well where else would they be? |
| Wed Apr 30 2008 03:27:16 PM |
hoyaguru |
If you invent a suicide machine and it accidentally kills yo |
| Sat Apr 26 2008 01:29:40 PM |
hoyaguru |
The 'bowing' at the end was the icing on the cake. Also, not |
| Tue Apr 22 2008 05:59:45 PM |
hoyaguru |
Bush could eat babies on the front lawn, and there's absolut |
| Mon Apr 7 2008 07:58:56 PM |
hoyaguru |
Hillary Clinton ate my children. |
| Sun Apr 6 2008 05:59:15 PM |
hoyaguru |
Wonder if they'll make some Soylent Green outta him. |
| Sun Mar 23 2008 09:21:55 PM |
hoyaguru |
And Jesus sayeth unto Matthew, 'I will gladly pay you on Tue |
| Wed Mar 12 2008 04:13:20 PM |
hoyaguru |
He'll kill 'em in the polls. |
| Wed Mar 12 2008 04:08:42 PM |
hoyaguru |
I'd still eat her coconut cream pie. |
| Wed Mar 12 2008 03:59:55 PM |
hoyaguru |
I found Jesus. He was under the sofa cushion, next to the TV |
| Tue Mar 11 2008 03:38:53 PM |
hoyaguru |
'For those who are extremely shy about their bodies and scre |
| Tue Mar 11 2008 03:22:01 PM |
hoyaguru |
You mean there are officers of the law who are actually brea |
| Sun Mar 9 2008 04:54:56 PM |
hoyaguru |
I think I'm in love. |
| Wed Mar 5 2008 05:18:48 PM |
hoyaguru |
If he hadn't lost that 150 pounds, he would have lived. |
| Tue Mar 4 2008 04:01:35 PM |
hoyaguru |
Would have been nice to know what they were fighting about, |
| Mon Mar 3 2008 03:33:54 PM |
hoyaguru |
I wonder what her name is. |
| Wed Feb 27 2008 06:52:15 PM |
hoyaguru |
Who is this Britanny Spears? |
| Thu Feb 21 2008 10:54:59 AM |
hoyaguru |
'We've devised a recipe for an acoustic material that would |
| Sat Feb 16 2008 11:42:50 AM |
hoyaguru |
The British ones are better because they don't come in and g |
| Sat Feb 16 2008 11:08:15 AM |
hoyaguru |
Glad to see that it only took 27,000 call before the police |
| Tue Feb 5 2008 06:26:52 PM |
hoyaguru |
That sucks, what am I supposed to do when I get the urge to |
| Mon Feb 4 2008 06:13:06 PM |
hoyaguru |
3:04 - 'Why is you doing me like this for?' |
| Sat Jan 26 2008 06:28:06 PM |
hoyaguru |
I'm sure this type of conversation hapens every day. If some |
| Fri Jan 25 2008 04:15:35 PM |
hoyaguru |
You know some mountain folk will be shooting at them. |
| Tue Jan 22 2008 10:20:26 PM |
hoyaguru |
Are you gellin? |
| Sat Jan 19 2008 06:00:00 PM |
hoyaguru |
God sounds like he needs a Red Bull or something. |
| Fri Jan 18 2008 05:55:07 PM |
hoyaguru |
What utter bullshit. |
| Thu Jan 17 2008 05:41:42 PM |
hoyaguru |
'Free Furry Cuffs' |
| Mon Jan 14 2008 10:30:03 PM |
hoyaguru |
Amateurs... |
| Sun Jan 13 2008 02:27:14 PM |
hoyaguru |
He probably had no idea where he was or what was going on. |
| Sat Dec 22 2007 05:33:33 PM |
hoyaguru |
Ah, the irony. |
| Thu Dec 20 2007 10:03:54 AM |
hoyaguru |
So? It's not like anyone is going to do anything about it (e |
| Sun Dec 16 2007 08:55:26 AM |
hoyaguru |
Doesn't Michael J Fox have Parkinsons? |
| Thu Nov 22 2007 12:32:31 PM |
hoyaguru |
Looks like he searched the vehicle without permission too. |
| Thu Nov 22 2007 12:20:41 PM |
hoyaguru |
Posted Apr 13th, 2006 at 7:19 am |
| Sat Nov 17 2007 11:22:00 PM |
hoyaguru |
Cello = gay |
| Fri Nov 16 2007 06:29:02 PM |
hoyaguru |
Oranga-poon-tang |
| Fri Nov 16 2007 06:26:19 PM |
hoyaguru |
I thought it was going to be a giant man eating a vagina... |
| Sun Nov 11 2007 07:35:46 PM |
hoyaguru |
If it was real (and efficient) this guy would have 'disapear |
| Fri Nov 2 2007 10:27:50 PM |
hoyaguru |
'Bush is five times smarter than people think he is'
I gu |
| Wed Sep 26 2007 03:28:33 PM |
hoyaguru |
The swastika symbol is a hell of a lot older than the nazis. |
| Sun Sep 23 2007 05:48:58 PM |
hoyaguru |
Bet you won't hear anything more about this any time soon. |
| Sun Sep 23 2007 05:47:25 PM |
hoyaguru |
He's not dead, he's just doing his act. |
| Sun Aug 19 2007 05:11:34 PM |
hoyaguru |
'Frozen Smoke' has only been out for what, 10 or 15 years no |
| Sat Apr 28 2007 05:42:34 PM |
hoyaguru |
The dr who did that tit job should be shot. |
| Fri Mar 16 2007 07:18:10 AM |
hoyaguru |
Did anyone think to check the family cat? If he didn't do it |
| Thu Feb 3 2005 11:11:16 AM |
hoyaguru |
OK, let me get this straight. This dude cuts the kid's fores |
| Thu Feb 3 2005 11:07:15 AM |
hoyaguru |
OK, let me get this straight. This dude cuts the kid's fores |
