Link Comments by gork (250 total)

Sat Feb 24 2007 01:00:43 AM     gork what the fuck canada
Fri Feb 23 2007 07:30:22 AM     gork uart sucks
Thu Feb 22 2007 05:46:33 PM     gork RIP DJ
Thu Feb 22 2007 12:09:32 PM     gork i want my water chlorinated and urinated
Wed Feb 21 2007 10:48:03 PM     gork fucking mexicans, stealing a perfectly good american way to
Wed Feb 21 2007 10:45:12 PM     gork fusion is next .... i swear
Sun Feb 18 2007 03:39:39 PM     gork sinead o'connor would be proud
Sun Feb 18 2007 03:35:55 PM     gork if we print more money, we'll all be richer, since we'll all
Sat Feb 17 2007 11:05:02 AM     gork i think she starring in the next Coneheads movie
Fri Feb 16 2007 06:08:25 PM     gork when's the soundgarden reunion begin?
Wed Feb 14 2007 04:57:42 PM     gork hes about to kill himself because he got a vasectomy
Tue Feb 6 2007 11:01:03 PM     gork i see dead people
Mon Jan 29 2007 09:54:33 PM     gork eww, this water tastes like shit
Mon Jan 29 2007 05:15:01 PM     gork the lead singer Rob Halford is gay
Sun Jan 28 2007 09:40:02 PM     gork Great Rapid Transit si
Tue Jan 23 2007 06:20:05 PM     gork I wish my body wasn't in HD
Fri Jan 19 2007 08:13:15 AM     gork I wonder if they measure balls circumference
Fri Jan 19 2007 08:12:38 AM     gork i think i found Uranus HAHAAHAHAHHAHAHA la'kjngnl'eor gijaeg
Thu Jan 4 2007 10:48:50 AM     gork This opinion had to be resubmitted because the first time he
Tue Jan 2 2007 09:34:04 PM     gork I like reading page 2 before page 1
Mon Dec 18 2006 06:31:36 PM     gork POUR SOME SUGER ON MEHHHAAY
Mon Dec 18 2006 06:26:09 PM     gork Now when Jack Bauer travels to Dubai he won't need to bring
Wed Dec 13 2006 01:50:36 PM     gork I always heard there was an former airstrip in my town and t
Sun Dec 10 2006 05:55:50 PM     gork 'I woke up at five, just like any other day. My wife woke up
Fri Dec 8 2006 03:06:19 PM     gork can i take the mic out of my butt now? HOT
Fri Dec 8 2006 12:28:31 PM     gork See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.
Thu Dec 7 2006 05:01:37 PM     gork Shiite's have small hands, smell like cabbage....
Fri Dec 1 2006 10:49:28 AM     gork Law of diminishing returns
Tue Nov 28 2006 09:46:50 PM     gork Set it at 120 power for 3:22
Mon Nov 20 2006 08:04:04 PM     gork The Pope is so 8th century
Sun Nov 19 2006 08:34:41 AM     gork your use of 'there' is fake
Sun Nov 19 2006 08:34:06 AM     gork i actually hit that -- it's my kid
Sat Nov 18 2006 11:14:40 PM     gork these are fake
Sat Nov 18 2006 11:13:13 PM     gork i like getting punched in the balls
Thu Nov 16 2006 05:02:57 PM     gork You don't even have to read this article to know we will nev
Wed Nov 15 2006 10:43:00 PM     gork If the sea urchins can get muscular dystrophy, do they also
Wed Nov 15 2006 08:53:21 PM     gork I'll be here all week.
Wed Nov 15 2006 08:00:03 PM     gork mmmmm, energy
Wed Nov 15 2006 05:05:42 PM     gork He's looking for the killer on all the golf courses of Ameri
Wed Nov 8 2006 10:59:05 PM     gork I don't want to be erased from the Swarm.
Tue Oct 31 2006 10:21:29 PM     gork the ad starts at 2:00, extremely underwhelming, why did this
Tue Oct 24 2006 09:22:06 PM     gork I once thought a microwave was attacking me, but then I reme
Mon Oct 23 2006 11:59:13 PM     gork i hate when it's 1am and i get a big mac attack, fuck you 24
Sun Oct 22 2006 11:35:01 PM     gork I'm glad the bear had a trainer to help defeat Kobayashi. T
Sun Oct 22 2006 02:48:40 AM     gork i think any catholic priest would break that record
Fri Oct 20 2006 02:47:16 PM     gork Great, now they just have to find a way to kill people with
Thu Oct 19 2006 05:46:56 PM     gork who the fuck really cares?
Tue Oct 17 2006 04:42:13 PM     gork Someone please close the window, I think there's a Draft in
Sun Oct 15 2006 12:20:45 AM     gork at least we'll leave a legacy, NUCLEAR WASTE, BABY!
Sun Oct 15 2006 12:18:54 AM     gork let the kids piss in a box, it builds character.
Thu Oct 5 2006 04:59:18 PM     gork I thought this was going to be an article from The Onion.
Thu Oct 5 2006 04:50:16 PM     gork ann coulter said on o'reilly tuesday night that foley wasn't
Wed Oct 4 2006 06:01:22 PM     gork The Economist is an unbelievable magazine. I read it every
Wed Sep 27 2006 11:49:38 PM     gork brazilian ranchers are given huge subsidies and tax breaks t
Wed Sep 27 2006 11:43:00 PM     gork 'The city's Department of Homeless Services said it was tryi
Wed Sep 27 2006 09:18:44 PM     gork yeah, brazilian government ain't gonna do shit, this is a dr
Sun Sep 24 2006 09:17:47 PM     gork my dog licked my left nut
Thu Sep 21 2006 11:59:57 PM     gork why dont we take a shit, light it on fire, and throw it at t
Thu Sep 21 2006 11:48:54 PM     gork I fucking dump tires in the ocean, what's teh big deal? oce
Sat Sep 2 2006 05:24:21 PM     gork you're an idiot
Sat Sep 2 2006 12:44:18 AM     gork no, it's not a joke. get it right, sister.
Fri Aug 25 2006 12:44:29 AM     gork who here jumped the shark?
Fri Aug 25 2006 12:43:12 AM     gork gay, this article is no longer available
Fri Aug 25 2006 12:41:57 AM     gork defining planets, haha, what a bunch of nerds
Sat Aug 19 2006 09:26:42 PM     gork The future is NAKED
Sun Aug 13 2006 12:56:26 AM     gork i think the attacks took place in 1984 ... hold on, let me a
Wed Aug 9 2006 11:06:33 PM     gork good thing urine is sterile
Tue Jul 25 2006 09:47:49 AM     gork well, i guess now everyone knows there will be a white PSP.
Wed Jul 19 2006 08:42:52 PM     gork i eat stem cells for breakfast
Sat Jul 15 2006 11:40:39 PM     gork soma
Sat Jul 8 2006 10:21:28 PM     gork enron workers get fucked again, lay gets last laugh
Tue Jun 27 2006 08:57:59 PM     gork peace out japs
Sat Jun 24 2006 08:58:45 PM     gork Too bad the captions aren't in engrish
Thu Jun 22 2006 06:37:11 PM     gork I heard he typed his quotes in English and sent them by pige
Wed May 17 2006 09:35:10 PM     gork the girl on the right tip of the star is actually a Florida
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The guy who locks eyes with the Village People across a crowded dance floor/bar and just has that stare...Not a homicidal stalker stare but one that says he's almost undressing the Village People with his eyes and he's not afraid that the Village People know it. That is the best pickup line ever. -- ghostrider with Heather's textwar