| Mon Mar 10 2008 08:38:55 PM |
freakmachine |
My ball sack makes great tea. For your chin. |
| Mon Mar 10 2008 04:22:14 PM |
freakmachine |
Banks suck anyhow. Good riddance. |
| Mon Mar 10 2008 01:41:21 PM |
freakmachine |
'Gays are infiltrating our city councils'
Isn't she talki |
| Mon Mar 10 2008 12:32:30 PM |
freakmachine |
He's talking about masturbating to old troglodytes, what is |
| Mon Mar 10 2008 11:07:46 AM |
freakmachine |
Hot. Very hot. |
| Sun Mar 9 2008 07:20:14 PM |
freakmachine |
This appears not to be a joke. At least their website has a |
| Wed Mar 5 2008 08:32:55 PM |
freakmachine |
I've overcome masturbation three times today already. |
| Tue Mar 4 2008 06:42:48 PM |
freakmachine |
Welcome to the end times! Party up! |
| Tue Mar 4 2008 04:27:49 PM |
freakmachine |
'I showed this to some audiophile types and was told monster |
| Tue Mar 4 2008 01:57:55 PM |
freakmachine |
Beautiful, absolutely beautiful |
| Tue Mar 4 2008 01:42:58 PM |
freakmachine |
Hell's Fairies, then. |
| Tue Mar 4 2008 01:41:48 PM |
freakmachine |
Amy Winehouse is a level 34 Skank Monster who can throw a me |
| Tue Mar 4 2008 09:06:54 AM |
freakmachine |
Yeah, like a nice lemon glace between your appetizer and you |
| Mon Mar 3 2008 01:37:07 PM |
freakmachine |
Hmmm. I saw a gallery exhibit in LA a long time ago in whic |
| Mon Mar 3 2008 08:21:10 AM |
freakmachine |
Linkswarm doesn't have a hall of fame, bit it does have a cl |
| Sun Mar 2 2008 06:22:07 PM |
freakmachine |
I think it's awesome he has no embarrassment about his littl |
| Thu Feb 28 2008 03:23:30 PM |
freakmachine |
Goddam, why isn't there a playmobil waterboarding room? |
| Thu Feb 28 2008 08:45:17 AM |
freakmachine |
How about:
'Washington DC: We suck a bag of cocks in our |
| Wed Feb 27 2008 07:46:03 PM |
freakmachine |
Only cheap whores wear religious makeup. |
| Wed Feb 27 2008 11:55:28 AM |
freakmachine |
'Like President Bush, she just doesn't give a fuck, but at l |
| Wed Feb 27 2008 11:49:31 AM |
freakmachine |
'She is an inbred swamp thing'
Excellent.
Sounds like |
| Tue Feb 26 2008 09:28:29 AM |
freakmachine |
Unique tech, which will come down in price later and loose i |
| Mon Feb 25 2008 03:19:28 PM |
freakmachine |
horribly GOOD |
| Mon Feb 25 2008 03:18:17 PM |
freakmachine |
how to make something completely silly |
| Fri Feb 22 2008 01:15:38 PM |
freakmachine |
probably, it doesn't hurt to hope. |
| Fri Feb 22 2008 01:04:29 PM |
freakmachine |
Yep. |
| Fri Feb 22 2008 01:01:43 PM |
freakmachine |
For as little as $1.35 I will wank to completion on your gf' |
| Fri Feb 22 2008 12:48:30 PM |
freakmachine |
The prime thing doesn't seem like a stretch to me, the real |
| Fri Feb 22 2008 12:00:15 PM |
freakmachine |
I made a jesus shaped poop once. I missed the opportunity |
| Thu Feb 21 2008 01:12:52 PM |
freakmachine |
Carrying cash? This is obsolete? |
| Tue Feb 19 2008 04:42:54 PM |
freakmachine |
I wonder, does he make custom dildoes or vibrators for Furry |
| Fri Feb 15 2008 01:49:14 PM |
freakmachine |
excellent |
| Thu Feb 14 2008 12:36:52 PM |
freakmachine |
'Alicia likes to be waited on hand and foot'
Yes, life is |
| Wed Feb 13 2008 07:40:19 PM |
freakmachine |
Pffft, don't be so immature. |
| Wed Feb 13 2008 08:47:34 AM |
freakmachine |
Wtf is twitter. It sounds LOLfaggy. |
| Tue Feb 12 2008 08:12:33 AM |
freakmachine |
I still want 90 day Jane to saw her head off with spaghetti. |
| Mon Feb 11 2008 08:41:42 PM |
freakmachine |
Nobody ever mentions the time in the original Battlestar Gal |
| Mon Feb 11 2008 08:30:32 PM |
freakmachine |
It would be kinda neat if we unevolve ourselves right off th |
| Mon Feb 11 2008 08:27:05 PM |
freakmachine |
I suggested she commit suicide by dragging cooked spaghetti |
| Mon Feb 11 2008 04:47:12 PM |
freakmachine |
I have great balls of fire which I can hold as often as I wa |
| Fri Feb 8 2008 08:11:41 AM |
freakmachine |
Inbreeding also makes women ugly, just look at Tennessee. |
| Fri Feb 8 2008 08:10:26 AM |
freakmachine |
I feel really bad for the pig, it looks bored pacing its cag |
| Wed Feb 6 2008 03:56:38 PM |
freakmachine |
Good find. I only wish there was a button to wake the godda |
| Wed Feb 6 2008 01:15:30 PM |
freakmachine |
As an adult, there are certain types of picture books that |
| Wed Feb 6 2008 01:12:49 PM |
freakmachine |
FYI, the bible is known to be cooked in the smoke of human s |
| Wed Feb 6 2008 08:42:45 AM |
freakmachine |
[ASCII tricks?] |
| Wed Feb 6 2008 08:40:28 AM |
freakmachine |
Aw hell, those atheists misinterpret the bible as badly as t |
| Tue Feb 5 2008 07:26:53 PM |
freakmachine |
Yeah, they NEVER give pervs the benefit of the doubt. Pffft |
| Tue Feb 5 2008 08:07:32 AM |
freakmachine |
Prague Beer Party this year? |
| Mon Feb 4 2008 04:09:58 PM |
freakmachine |
I love the future, it looks so much like the seventies. |
| Mon Feb 4 2008 08:00:29 AM |
freakmachine |
“The Spock” boasts a membership today of over 120
Thi |
| Sun Feb 3 2008 10:59:18 PM |
freakmachine |
I like the things attached to the red gash by string. |
| Fri Feb 1 2008 09:41:55 AM |
freakmachine |
I release lots, and I am not blonde. |
| Thu Jan 31 2008 12:08:21 PM |
freakmachine |
Dude's apartment balcony is awesome. I dig the anti aircraf |
| Thu Jan 31 2008 11:29:32 AM |
freakmachine |
Awesome, I wish this kind of thing would happen more often. |
| Wed Jan 30 2008 10:02:35 AM |
freakmachine |
I farted a little by way of celebration. |
| Mon Jan 28 2008 01:35:46 PM |
freakmachine |
Goddamn cool, apocalyptic military android HUD gear as fashi |
| Mon Jan 28 2008 01:32:32 PM |
freakmachine |
This a phase aligned nano-quantum flux engine shedding entra |
| Mon Jan 28 2008 09:26:03 AM |
freakmachine |
'fruit mimicry caused by a parasite'
Good god man, infect |
| Mon Jan 28 2008 08:53:42 AM |
freakmachine |
I am interested in the lovely holophonic sounds of guitarJoh |
| Mon Jan 28 2008 08:50:32 AM |
freakmachine |
Die of rape by Big Bird _X_ |
| Mon Jan 28 2008 08:47:47 AM |
freakmachine |
Communal fucking is the natural way. Onward through the fog |
| Sun Jan 27 2008 08:13:40 PM |
freakmachine |
He was also fuzzy wuzzy. And cuddly. |
| Thu Jan 24 2008 01:38:35 PM |
freakmachine |
Whatever. |
| Thu Jan 24 2008 01:15:46 PM |
freakmachine |
I can't blame me for thinking that either. |
| Wed Jan 23 2008 11:28:15 AM |
freakmachine |
I know that was the first thing I googled when I heard. Or |
| Sat Jan 19 2008 08:44:59 PM |
freakmachine |
Someone please install and test one of these for our amuseme |
| Wed Jan 16 2008 12:58:48 PM |
freakmachine |
He who has no balls sanctions those who do |
| Mon Jan 14 2008 08:55:05 AM |
freakmachine |
Spending $10,000,000 a year is also a painful experience. W |
| Mon Jan 7 2008 01:20:51 PM |
freakmachine |
She may be the love spawn of Milli Vanilli and Harry Houdini |
| Mon Jan 7 2008 01:18:30 PM |
freakmachine |
I ain't laughing neither and I'm smart enough to know that p |
| Mon Jan 7 2008 09:29:20 AM |
freakmachine |
Sweet. I took a leak in that general vacinity the last time |
| Sat Jan 5 2008 07:13:57 PM |
freakmachine |
I like it when people claim 'They Know.' It makes me feel a |
| Wed Jan 2 2008 11:15:33 AM |
freakmachine |
This is an exciting development. |
| Tue Jan 1 2008 12:32:44 PM |
freakmachine |
who? |
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