| Thu Dec 6 2007 02:14:16 PM |
freakmachine |
This makes me wish I had a vagina. I would queef EVERYWHERE |
| Thu Dec 6 2007 08:09:07 AM |
freakmachine |
That would make a great porn movie premise. |
| Wed Dec 5 2007 07:31:48 PM |
freakmachine |
silly |
| Wed Dec 5 2007 04:38:46 PM |
freakmachine |
I see pixels. They're everywhere. They don't know they're |
| Wed Dec 5 2007 04:30:47 PM |
freakmachine |
I saw a full grown one walking around in Hollywood once, nea |
| Wed Dec 5 2007 11:03:01 AM |
freakmachine |
I liked it. For true. |
| Wed Dec 5 2007 08:50:27 AM |
freakmachine |
Vomitcakes.
At least we know how to identify them. |
| Tue Dec 4 2007 12:02:09 AM |
freakmachine |
hoppy b-day assmunch, the internet favors you. |
| Mon Dec 3 2007 06:33:17 PM |
freakmachine |
Terribly odd site. I recommend it be used regularly by thos |
| Mon Dec 3 2007 01:36:43 PM |
freakmachine |
that made lots of sense to me |
| Sun Dec 2 2007 10:58:50 PM |
freakmachine |
That was great. But, why do manga people sweat so much? |
| Sun Dec 2 2007 05:40:19 PM |
freakmachine |
The... uh, um, site, uh |
| Fri Nov 30 2007 04:08:15 PM |
freakmachine |
something went terribly wrong here. |
| Fri Nov 30 2007 02:49:10 PM |
freakmachine |
I thought it was a clever idea. |
| Thu Nov 29 2007 03:39:18 PM |
freakmachine |
MEOW.
(get it? CAT scan?) |
| Thu Nov 29 2007 03:38:13 PM |
freakmachine |
Don't worry, Jeesus will save the jews from the ladyboy her |
| Mon Nov 26 2007 09:05:25 AM |
freakmachine |
I'm gettin me some of dat action. Shee-it. |
| Fri Nov 23 2007 11:12:40 AM |
freakmachine |
28 seconds |
| Fri Nov 23 2007 11:11:21 AM |
freakmachine |
Slipped past you like amy smart's assvomit on a bad trajecto |
| Fri Nov 23 2007 11:08:52 AM |
freakmachine |
Those doods had cool haircuts back in the day. |
| Wed Nov 21 2007 05:04:21 PM |
freakmachine |
Dumbskull has returned |
| Wed Nov 21 2007 11:25:42 AM |
freakmachine |
my 14 second post |
| Wed Nov 21 2007 11:22:19 AM |
freakmachine |
I thought of the idea for this crap years ago, and it sucked |
| Mon Nov 19 2007 06:57:01 PM |
freakmachine |
'Requires the Secretary to ensure that activities to prevent |
| Mon Nov 19 2007 06:39:24 PM |
freakmachine |
I wanna make happy times with the folds of fat on her tummy. |
| Thu Nov 15 2007 03:28:46 PM |
freakmachine |
What's really awesome here is that somebody took time out of |
| Thu Nov 15 2007 08:32:25 AM |
freakmachine |
I like commenting. |
| Thu Nov 15 2007 08:29:47 AM |
freakmachine |
Corvettes are the Harley of the car world. |
| Wed Nov 14 2007 03:35:03 PM |
freakmachine |
[image] |
| Mon Nov 12 2007 09:02:56 PM |
freakmachine |
^mommy? |
| Mon Nov 12 2007 09:01:34 PM |
freakmachine |
Dickburn likes your acid humor |
| Mon Nov 12 2007 04:47:22 PM |
freakmachine |
Oh those darn librals. |
| Fri Nov 9 2007 07:34:50 PM |
freakmachine |
Potty mouth ^ |
| Fri Nov 9 2007 07:34:07 PM |
freakmachine |
Her boobs are 100% all natural and real though. |
| Fri Nov 9 2007 07:23:40 PM |
freakmachine |
Just checking, yep, I still like girls. |
| Fri Nov 9 2007 09:28:15 AM |
freakmachine |
this is the best news I have heard all week |
| Tue Nov 6 2007 07:09:34 PM |
freakmachine |
DUDE, the primary function of an ass is direct sub-verbal co |
| Fri Nov 2 2007 12:14:42 PM |
freakmachine |
Dentata sweet dentata. It should be designed to also inject |
| Tue Oct 30 2007 02:35:38 PM |
freakmachine |
(on Cold Knob Mountain no less) |
| Tue Oct 30 2007 11:46:08 AM |
freakmachine |
I love homosexual necrophilia said Frank in dead Ernest. Te |
| Mon Oct 29 2007 08:14:08 AM |
freakmachine |
Dude, don't knock it until you try it. |
| Fri Oct 26 2007 01:19:57 PM |
freakmachine |
1000 gig ticket to a lifetime of anal rape in San Quentin ft |
| Fri Oct 26 2007 07:37:58 AM |
freakmachine |
the zombies don't stand a chance... |
| Thu Oct 25 2007 03:40:48 PM |
freakmachine |
You don't want to see their vid, holmes. Shudders. |
| Thu Oct 25 2007 03:39:32 PM |
freakmachine |
now repackaged as QueerSpell: The Return of TummyKiss |
| Thu Oct 25 2007 11:58:25 AM |
freakmachine |
Take that for arresting those squirrels, shitheels. |
| Thu Oct 25 2007 11:57:41 AM |
freakmachine |
it's the goddamn 'D' that I want an answer about. |
| Thu Oct 25 2007 08:26:27 AM |
freakmachine |
yeah, what he said ^ |
| Wed Oct 24 2007 03:45:31 PM |
freakmachine |
I beat off a unicorn |
| Wed Oct 24 2007 12:36:15 PM |
freakmachine |
new record, 17 seconds. I win. |
| Tue Oct 23 2007 06:05:20 PM |
freakmachine |
Short People Got... |
| Tue Oct 23 2007 11:17:32 AM |
freakmachine |
Lallypop |
| Tue Oct 23 2007 08:28:07 AM |
freakmachine |
I vote for a panty air raid. An skool ww2 aerial crotchelss |
| Mon Oct 22 2007 04:21:13 PM |
freakmachine |
Heart Surgeon for sure: |
| Mon Oct 22 2007 08:15:52 AM |
freakmachine |
'Culling is seen as unacceptable to devout Hindus, who rever |
| Thu Oct 18 2007 11:46:30 AM |
freakmachine |
amative, coiffeuse
never heard these before, but I gots t |
| Thu Oct 18 2007 08:21:17 AM |
freakmachine |
'And yeah, big tallboy cans of Bud, like it was going out of |
| Wed Oct 17 2007 01:29:33 PM |
freakmachine |
'Homosexual' - Venezuela
This has the ring of truth |
| Wed Oct 17 2007 01:28:08 PM |
freakmachine |
Not so much ugly as pretty-challenged? |
| Mon Oct 15 2007 05:54:48 PM |
freakmachine |
Fuckin a, I am in the lowest risk category. |
| Fri Oct 12 2007 10:05:03 PM |
freakmachine |
Who touched her inappropriately to provide her with a credib |
| Fri Oct 12 2007 02:22:13 PM |
freakmachine |
This proves my asinine theory that the world is a staged put |
| Tue Oct 9 2007 10:39:16 AM |
freakmachine |
Ok, I'm gonna start marking my territory. |
| Thu Oct 4 2007 03:43:36 PM |
freakmachine |
This passes the excellent test. |
| Thu Oct 4 2007 11:53:57 AM |
freakmachine |
Ok smarty pants, then why was the bear crossing the bridge i |
| Thu Oct 4 2007 11:47:09 AM |
freakmachine |
This is good news. |
| Thu Oct 4 2007 11:44:42 AM |
freakmachine |
The pic looks photoshopped. I suspect that isn't her real f |
| Wed Oct 3 2007 01:25:42 PM |
freakmachine |
I HOPE I DIE BEFORE I GET OLD |
| Tue Sep 25 2007 12:42:04 PM |
freakmachine |
touched my peepee, feel better now |
| Mon Sep 24 2007 08:43:14 AM |
freakmachine |
I passed silently not long ago. |
| Fri Sep 21 2007 08:19:34 PM |
freakmachine |
A real man takes down an elephant or a lion with a bowie kni |
| Thu Sep 20 2007 04:50:29 PM |
freakmachine |
Shit, thanks man, i got about $500. Eye |
| Wed Sep 19 2007 07:54:20 PM |
freakmachine |
:( |
| Wed Sep 19 2007 07:51:08 PM |
freakmachine |
I'd fuck her mom |
| Mon Sep 17 2007 01:23:58 PM |
freakmachine |
this article is parody, no? |
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