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Wed Jan 23 2008 11:28:15 AM     freakmachine I know that was the first thing I googled when I heard. Or
Sat Jan 19 2008 08:44:59 PM     freakmachine Someone please install and test one of these for our amuseme
Wed Jan 16 2008 12:58:48 PM     freakmachine He who has no balls sanctions those who do
Mon Jan 14 2008 08:55:05 AM     freakmachine Spending $10,000,000 a year is also a painful experience. W
Mon Jan 7 2008 01:20:51 PM     freakmachine She may be the love spawn of Milli Vanilli and Harry Houdini
Mon Jan 7 2008 01:18:30 PM     freakmachine I ain't laughing neither and I'm smart enough to know that p
Mon Jan 7 2008 09:29:20 AM     freakmachine Sweet. I took a leak in that general vacinity the last time
Sat Jan 5 2008 07:13:57 PM     freakmachine I like it when people claim 'They Know.' It makes me feel a
Wed Jan 2 2008 11:15:33 AM     freakmachine This is an exciting development.
Tue Jan 1 2008 12:32:44 PM     freakmachine who?
Sun Dec 30 2007 08:31:51 PM     freakmachine I always want to nurse. Where's the ti
Sun Dec 30 2007 08:53:40 AM     freakmachine Shit son, I want Fitty Cent to leave me a personal message.
Sat Dec 29 2007 08:48:14 AM     freakmachine [ASCII tricks?]
Thu Dec 27 2007 08:39:53 PM     freakmachine ^This is one lame comment.
Thu Dec 27 2007 09:37:26 AM     freakmachine I was turned on by the lovely spots on her skin.
Thu Dec 27 2007 09:35:34 AM     freakmachine Hell, what if you show water your genitals, or even Tila Ngu
Wed Dec 26 2007 06:39:22 PM     freakmachine Clearly, my favorite is the one that says 'Bandwidth exceede
Wed Dec 26 2007 06:33:33 PM     freakmachine that there is the future of Human evolution
Mon Dec 24 2007 11:30:46 AM     freakmachine Some people crap on who they fuck.
Mon Dec 24 2007 11:23:52 AM     freakmachine So, you guys think about God and the police (not the band) a
Sat Dec 22 2007 06:14:06 PM     freakmachine I hope his roof warranty covers this sort of failure.
Fri Dec 21 2007 07:59:10 PM     freakmachine 1993 was a faggoty year full of gay faggotyness. But at lea
Tue Dec 18 2007 01:40:11 PM     freakmachine Santa is a homo?!
Tue Dec 18 2007 12:01:01 PM     freakmachine .scisyhp llod gar efil laer ffo swohs tnedicca rac looC
Tue Dec 18 2007 10:18:52 AM     freakmachine this makes me poo liquid stuff all over
Mon Dec 17 2007 04:02:50 PM     freakmachine This is a cool concept, but the movie will probably suck.
Mon Dec 17 2007 02:16:51 PM     freakmachine 17? I must suck. :(
Mon Dec 17 2007 02:11:27 PM     freakmachine I still think you can almost see his soul ascending through
Mon Dec 17 2007 11:23:25 AM     freakmachine indirect cost recovery
Fri Dec 14 2007 11:56:20 AM     freakmachine 'I think I see the light at the end of the tunnel.'
Fri Dec 14 2007 10:41:05 AM     freakmachine what.
Thu Dec 13 2007 04:58:55 PM     freakmachine Oculocutaneous albinism OCA2 is probably the quasi-Mendelian
Wed Dec 12 2007 03:30:05 PM     freakmachine already done, please see http://www.webspoogeserver.asshat.U
Wed Dec 12 2007 01:36:43 PM     freakmachine Perhaps the psychically sensitive people who use dowsing rod
Wed Dec 12 2007 12:16:35 PM     freakmachine BEING Cheney is an impeachable offence.
Wed Dec 12 2007 10:09:16 AM     freakmachine I look pretty good.
Tue Dec 11 2007 11:07:02 AM     freakmachine daddy, what does 403 mean?
Tue Dec 11 2007 08:41:55 AM     freakmachine *suicidetearssniffsniff*
Tue Dec 11 2007 08:40:45 AM     freakmachine I will never start to pee again. That shit is dangerous.
Mon Dec 10 2007 10:39:19 AM     freakmachine Spiderman has just made you gay.
Mon Dec 10 2007 10:35:18 AM     freakmachine Don't people know better than to believe in a religion creat
Mon Dec 10 2007 10:29:18 AM     freakmachine This is an excellently silly project.
Sun Dec 9 2007 09:15:33 AM     freakmachine Gay assed larp-dog. Would cross dressers like metal bra
Sun Dec 9 2007 09:12:11 AM     freakmachine I may as well give up my membership in the male gender becau
Fri Dec 7 2007 06:56:00 PM     freakmachine ...because they are in demand and will command a premium in
Fri Dec 7 2007 02:04:38 PM     freakmachine poop=poop
Thu Dec 6 2007 02:14:16 PM     freakmachine This makes me wish I had a vagina. I would queef EVERYWHERE
Thu Dec 6 2007 08:09:07 AM     freakmachine That would make a great porn movie premise.
Wed Dec 5 2007 07:31:48 PM     freakmachine silly
Wed Dec 5 2007 04:38:46 PM     freakmachine I see pixels. They're everywhere. They don't know they're
Wed Dec 5 2007 04:30:47 PM     freakmachine I saw a full grown one walking around in Hollywood once, nea
Wed Dec 5 2007 11:03:01 AM     freakmachine I liked it. For true.
Wed Dec 5 2007 08:50:27 AM     freakmachine Vomitcakes. At least we know how to identify them.
Tue Dec 4 2007 12:02:09 AM     freakmachine hoppy b-day assmunch, the internet favors you.
Mon Dec 3 2007 06:33:17 PM     freakmachine Terribly odd site. I recommend it be used regularly by thos
Mon Dec 3 2007 01:36:43 PM     freakmachine that made lots of sense to me
Sun Dec 2 2007 10:58:50 PM     freakmachine That was great. But, why do manga people sweat so much?
Sun Dec 2 2007 05:40:19 PM     freakmachine The... uh, um, site, uh
Fri Nov 30 2007 04:08:15 PM     freakmachine something went terribly wrong here.
Fri Nov 30 2007 02:49:10 PM     freakmachine I thought it was a clever idea.
Thu Nov 29 2007 03:39:18 PM     freakmachine MEOW. (get it? CAT scan?)
Thu Nov 29 2007 03:38:13 PM     freakmachine Don't worry, Jeesus will save the jews from the ladyboy her
Mon Nov 26 2007 09:05:25 AM     freakmachine I'm gettin me some of dat action. Shee-it.
Fri Nov 23 2007 11:12:40 AM     freakmachine 28 seconds
Fri Nov 23 2007 11:11:21 AM     freakmachine Slipped past you like amy smart's assvomit on a bad trajecto
Fri Nov 23 2007 11:08:52 AM     freakmachine Those doods had cool haircuts back in the day.
Wed Nov 21 2007 05:04:21 PM     freakmachine Dumbskull has returned
Wed Nov 21 2007 11:25:42 AM     freakmachine my 14 second post
Wed Nov 21 2007 11:22:19 AM     freakmachine I thought of the idea for this crap years ago, and it sucked
Mon Nov 19 2007 06:57:01 PM     freakmachine 'Requires the Secretary to ensure that activities to prevent
Mon Nov 19 2007 06:39:24 PM     freakmachine I wanna make happy times with the folds of fat on her tummy.
Thu Nov 15 2007 03:28:46 PM     freakmachine What's really awesome here is that somebody took time out of
Thu Nov 15 2007 08:32:25 AM     freakmachine I like commenting.
Thu Nov 15 2007 08:29:47 AM     freakmachine Corvettes are the Harley of the car world.
Wed Nov 14 2007 03:35:03 PM     freakmachine [image]
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