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Sun Feb 11 2007 11:35:17 PM     baesparza I gots all da tootless niggahs heeyah I'z needs
Sun Feb 11 2007 11:31:01 PM     baesparza satirical AND entertaining on it's own. The art is GREAT!
Fri Feb 9 2007 03:19:39 AM     baesparza It's more like someone took a flash frozen Jayne Mansfield d
Fri Feb 9 2007 01:48:21 AM     baesparza Light and fluffy?
Fri Feb 9 2007 01:46:23 AM     baesparza 'Carmelita, hold me tighter. I think I'm sinking down. And I
Wed Feb 7 2007 06:05:11 PM     baesparza The University of Washington has the steam tunnels under cam
Wed Feb 7 2007 03:44:41 PM     baesparza I had saved some Star Wars Pepsis's, then I stepped out of m
Wed Feb 7 2007 04:33:13 AM     baesparza Is your penis half on or half on?
Wed Feb 7 2007 04:29:02 AM     baesparza What about the stinky worker? Does being stinky mean they ar
Wed Feb 7 2007 04:26:24 AM     baesparza I thought 'Dude, where's my car?' was a perfect little movie
Tue Feb 6 2007 04:54:37 PM     baesparza I think that prison could become art communes with very litt
Tue Feb 6 2007 04:45:56 PM     baesparza There is a rich untapped market in adult diapers. The ones w
Tue Feb 6 2007 12:25:28 AM     baesparza It may well be that man is not substantially a cause of glob
Tue Feb 6 2007 12:18:37 AM     baesparza I stopped believing in these urban myths at face value when
Tue Feb 6 2007 12:14:04 AM     baesparza Looking at the front page I can't decide whether this guy be
Mon Feb 5 2007 11:59:24 PM     baesparza It's endless loop? I'll email it to me mum. Wow, I laste
Mon Feb 5 2007 11:50:52 PM     baesparza Do we have to provide our own Koolaid™.
Mon Feb 5 2007 06:15:11 PM     baesparza I get it. Sit right down and get that bacon strip you need f
Mon Feb 5 2007 06:11:31 PM     baesparza The one on the right kinda looks like Janet Reno if she was
Mon Feb 5 2007 06:06:29 PM     baesparza 'The main dish in Dolgorukiy`s diet is cosmic energy, whi
Mon Feb 5 2007 05:34:17 PM     baesparza Then you've never met the toothless, twanging backwoodsers h
Mon Feb 5 2007 05:32:01 PM     baesparza those wacky Teutons. They like anything that looks like shit
Mon Feb 5 2007 05:25:10 PM     baesparza Hey, if my kid won't listen to reason... he gets a daddy-zap
Sat Feb 3 2007 09:27:06 PM     baesparza I'm American. I need a better explanation and pretty colors.
Sat Feb 3 2007 09:25:23 PM     baesparza What about the G-string theory? The more morbidly obese wome
Fri Feb 2 2007 01:36:49 PM     baesparza Is this like fish-flavored vagina?
Fri Feb 2 2007 01:33:04 PM     baesparza I like the Tenth Dimensional songs. 'Ooo bleet twee doo doo
Fri Feb 2 2007 12:15:39 PM     baesparza I ain't mowing that shit!
Fri Feb 2 2007 01:23:21 AM     baesparza [ASCII tricks?]
Fri Feb 2 2007 01:22:30 AM     baesparza [url=http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=positionmanont
Thu Feb 1 2007 07:36:55 PM     baesparza Biden's comment does reveal something about the state of the
Thu Feb 1 2007 07:14:25 PM     baesparza Would make a GREAT sex club!
Thu Feb 1 2007 05:55:43 PM     baesparza Thanks! ...uhn, uhn. Ok, I'm done.
Thu Feb 1 2007 05:53:09 PM     baesparza The New World Order will keep Dubya safe. And, for that matt
Thu Feb 1 2007 05:42:19 PM     baesparza No kidding! The three shots are just to get me out the door
Thu Feb 1 2007 05:32:50 PM     baesparza Nicely designed, but so what. It's like buying a yuppified c
Thu Feb 1 2007 12:13:17 PM     baesparza I always feel toothless and chubbier when I DO go into a Wal
Thu Feb 1 2007 11:30:35 AM     baesparza Never get in the bath WITH the cat, I learned THAT the hard
Thu Feb 1 2007 11:21:43 AM     baesparza Makes nostalgic for days when all you risked from playing wi
Thu Feb 1 2007 11:14:06 AM     baesparza Well, you could see if she wants you to stuff her.
Thu Feb 1 2007 01:11:40 AM     baesparza There is absolutely nothing on the site about kicking Wal-Ma
Thu Feb 1 2007 12:38:01 AM     baesparza Well, he is clean AND articulate....
Thu Feb 1 2007 12:36:00 AM     baesparza Simpsons did it!
Thu Feb 1 2007 12:31:44 AM     baesparza I bet she's a freak in bed.
Thu Feb 1 2007 12:27:14 AM     baesparza Finally! Nazis ARE good for something.
Mon Jan 29 2007 04:47:41 PM     baesparza Eastern religions don't see things as discreet static chunks
Mon Jan 29 2007 04:01:56 PM     baesparza Sufjan Stevens?
Sat Jan 27 2007 03:25:04 PM     baesparza And you bitch about me, Pervy McPervyson.
Sat Jan 27 2007 02:58:12 PM     baesparza Sam Kinison's corpse for President!
Sat Jan 27 2007 01:42:44 PM     baesparza As a reformed Libertarian, I don't hold out much hope for a
Tue Jan 23 2007 02:46:14 PM     baesparza I think about my dick as much as this guy thinks about star
Tue Jan 23 2007 02:42:03 PM     baesparza Lotsa naked butt action
Tue Jan 23 2007 02:39:30 PM     baesparza It's always something. Once the Spixicans have cleansed the
Tue Jan 23 2007 01:35:45 PM     baesparza OMG, I ♡ Britney. She gives hope to all alcohol bloat
Tue Jan 23 2007 01:55:29 AM     baesparza *sigh* Our GI's are perverts. I believe their sex dri
Tue Jan 23 2007 01:39:01 AM     baesparza ФЦСК
Mon Jan 22 2007 11:57:23 PM     baesparza Aw, come on you lit-pussies. Just cause someone else can sum
Mon Jan 22 2007 11:03:51 PM     baesparza I like bacon!
Mon Jan 22 2007 04:38:16 AM     baesparza I guess you can take the fag out of the xtian but not the pi
Sat Jan 20 2007 01:57:59 AM     baesparza He's just upset that Daddy didn't give him the Live Action S
Sat Jan 20 2007 01:52:45 AM     baesparza 'Dichloroacetate is made from people! Dichloroacetate is mad
Fri Jan 19 2007 03:35:20 PM     baesparza Just take another hit off the bong and fuggettaboutit
Fri Jan 19 2007 04:41:31 AM     baesparza The issue seems pretty black and white to me.
Fri Jan 19 2007 04:37:16 AM     baesparza Is their Daylight Savings Time during Doomsday?
Fri Jan 19 2007 04:34:51 AM     baesparza My only question is, can this be used to improve a cinematic
Fri Jan 19 2007 04:25:16 AM     baesparza My liver hurts just watching it. Thank goodness the average
Fri Jan 19 2007 04:22:29 AM     baesparza As in every war technological innovation will be the fruit.
Fri Jan 19 2007 04:19:42 AM     baesparza That's 'insulin resistant', my fellow Type 2. Just make sure
Fri Jan 19 2007 02:22:16 AM     baesparza I NEVER watched it all the way through.
Thu Jan 18 2007 12:05:25 AM     baesparza It's like Sheena Easton doing Blondie during a scene from Pe
Wed Jan 17 2007 11:46:54 PM     baesparza word to your mullah.
Wed Jan 17 2007 11:39:40 PM     baesparza I'd like to see them try, but yeah you're right. The series
Wed Jan 17 2007 11:29:38 PM     baesparza *piffle* That kinda shit happens in Seattle all the time. La
Wed Jan 17 2007 11:22:46 PM     baesparza Dude, you're totally off the grid.
Wed Jan 17 2007 02:19:24 PM     baesparza I only want pretty people in my porn!
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