| Wed May 14 2008 05:14:35 PM |
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[image] |
| Wed May 14 2008 04:06:31 PM |
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Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a l |
| Wed May 14 2008 11:04:54 AM |
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I think we ought to start taking up a collection. |
| Mon May 12 2008 04:09:45 PM |
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'FYI, the term hoodrat only applies to females.' |
| Mon May 12 2008 12:50:19 PM |
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drugs |
| Mon May 12 2008 11:53:58 AM |
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'Anybody know a way to strip these photos out of the view |
| Mon May 5 2008 08:01:42 PM |
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I'm glad my stupid mistakes don't cost $136M. |
| Sat May 3 2008 04:27:21 PM |
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'...that deflated hot water bottle crammed into the groin |
| Fri May 2 2008 09:59:05 PM |
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If you can afford one of these babies, you can afford to hir |
| Fri May 2 2008 09:57:01 PM |
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These Travelocity commercials are getting out of hand. |
| Fri May 2 2008 01:26:26 PM |
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..was mis-elected? |
| Fri May 2 2008 12:36:06 PM |
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That'll be about 20,000 tons of $20 bills. |
| Thu May 1 2008 01:20:58 PM |
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I've got a bad feeling about this. |
| Thu May 1 2008 11:37:09 AM |
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It contains very high doses of placebo. |
| Thu May 1 2008 10:59:28 AM |
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I think there was a M*A*S*H episode, too. |
| Wed Apr 30 2008 03:13:13 PM |
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nm |
| Wed Apr 30 2008 03:04:01 PM |
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Old. |
| Tue Apr 29 2008 07:51:35 PM |
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[image] |
| Tue Apr 29 2008 06:51:51 PM |
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At least that was an honest stoner-move. This is death by di |
| Tue Apr 29 2008 06:21:34 PM |
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This might become the first documented case of marijuana use |
| Tue Apr 29 2008 04:55:53 PM |
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Don't you be doubtin' his mongeese. |
| Tue Apr 29 2008 04:53:58 PM |
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I always knew you linux people couldn't be trusted. |
| Tue Apr 29 2008 04:21:46 PM |
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CAT FITE!!! |
| Tue Apr 29 2008 02:55:24 PM |
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Just so happens he can. |
| Tue Apr 29 2008 02:44:44 PM |
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...but can he fix a caffinated spider's web? |
| Mon Apr 28 2008 04:32:42 PM |
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[image] |
| Mon Apr 28 2008 04:27:57 PM |
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Better A: Eh, probably not. |
| Mon Apr 28 2008 12:21:33 PM |
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I like to use my telephone for emitting odors that alert peo |
| Sun Apr 27 2008 01:22:47 AM |
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Her tits are wall-eyed. In the two shots where she's not squ |
| Fri Apr 25 2008 04:52:24 PM |
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They are not learning English, they are learning Engrish. |
| Fri Apr 25 2008 01:02:48 PM |
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In response to the racial slur above, which violates the dig |
| Fri Apr 25 2008 12:41:57 PM |
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I wonder how much it's going to cost to distribute all those |
| Thu Apr 24 2008 06:40:44 PM |
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^That's not Magic. Those are Yu-Gi-Oh cards.
This is magi |
| Thu Apr 24 2008 04:58:33 PM |
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2 cups chlorine bleach
143 tsp ammonia-based window clean |
| Thu Apr 24 2008 02:49:31 PM |
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Suicide is best left to the professionals. |
| Wed Apr 23 2008 11:01:31 PM |
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And mine would have been ruined by bad hotlinking, if I'd ha |
| Wed Apr 23 2008 05:08:10 PM |
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Hopefully, one of the them knows how to YouTube.
Then aga |
| Wed Apr 23 2008 05:04:25 PM |
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[image] |
| Wed Apr 23 2008 02:40:39 PM |
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No laughing matter. |
| Wed Apr 23 2008 01:12:07 PM |
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Yeah? Well you smell wrong! |
| Tue Apr 22 2008 07:18:09 PM |
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Hey now.
There are other newbs here killing it too, posti |
| Mon Apr 21 2008 06:52:23 PM |
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If you haven't been following these, they're worth catching |
| Mon Apr 21 2008 11:31:58 AM |
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[ASCII tricks?] |
| Fri Apr 18 2008 05:17:34 PM |
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[ASCII tricks?] |
| Thu Apr 17 2008 07:54:16 PM |
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-ers.
...the makers. |
| Thu Apr 17 2008 07:53:03 PM |
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'ew'
From the makes of Cross-Eyed®, now there's C |
| Thu Apr 17 2008 05:25:06 PM |
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That would be feti.
Con feti = Against fetuses. Th |
| Thu Apr 17 2008 11:07:27 AM |
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Thundercats Ho! |
| Tue Apr 15 2008 05:31:43 PM |
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It's later than you think. |
| Tue Apr 15 2008 12:50:05 PM |
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Now we just need to get people to stop paying him to speak. |
| Tue Apr 15 2008 10:22:49 AM |
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Looks like the cyclops and the kid have both earned their Le |
| Mon Apr 14 2008 06:36:17 PM |
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Who wouldn't be rankled by a topless Ann Coulter? |
| Mon Apr 14 2008 01:25:29 PM |
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52% of 200k > 98k, btw. |
| Mon Apr 14 2008 01:21:08 PM |
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When my opera cape gets caught on homeless people's junk. |
| Mon Apr 14 2008 01:10:25 PM |
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That's going to be a difficult high score to beat. |
| Mon Apr 14 2008 12:34:09 PM |
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Just fine, with a little hickory. |
| Mon Apr 14 2008 12:30:41 PM |
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FARK |
| Sat Apr 12 2008 12:45:52 PM |
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Poor, poor childrens. You people should be ashamed of yours |
| Fri Apr 11 2008 01:47:29 PM |
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[image] |
| Fri Apr 11 2008 10:39:51 AM |
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That's a boring house. I guess they needed some excitement. |
| Thu Apr 10 2008 12:31:27 PM |
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Droogs! |
| Thu Apr 10 2008 11:00:05 AM |
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florida
florida
florida
flori |
| Thu Apr 10 2008 10:59:00 AM |
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OMGFLORIDAROFL |
| Wed Apr 9 2008 06:33:26 PM |
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What a happy looking Grandpa/Daddy, Sister/Mommy, and Sister |
| Wed Apr 9 2008 06:07:31 PM |
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http://images.google.com/images?q=ebola+victim |
| Wed Apr 9 2008 03:10:12 PM |
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[image] |
| Wed Apr 9 2008 02:46:31 PM |
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*Relieved that the back of my desk didn't make the list.* |
| Wed Apr 9 2008 10:36:05 AM |
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What wrong with it? |
| Tue Apr 8 2008 05:05:51 PM |
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[image] |
| Tue Apr 8 2008 12:11:42 PM |
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'...and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.' |
| Mon Apr 7 2008 06:04:41 PM |
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[image] |
| Mon Apr 7 2008 04:31:34 PM |
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hankrearden-
'Yo welcome, bitches'
That ties |
| Mon Apr 7 2008 04:26:02 PM |
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I really don't care to be that tough. |
| Mon Apr 7 2008 02:49:44 PM |
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So how much do alphas pay for each Linkswarm post, on averag |
| Mon Apr 7 2008 02:45:27 PM |
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Barry Obama in 2008! |
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