| Fri May 7 2004 01:17:28 PM |
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Chiggers overwinter near or slightly below the soil and in o |
| Fri May 7 2004 10:49:07 AM |
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Yeah. Unfortunately, we're not. |
| Fri May 7 2004 09:27:00 AM |
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You have 200 pts of Chi and are now a grasshopper!!! |
| Fri May 7 2004 09:22:37 AM |
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If any of those sandmen were responsible for the spilling of |
| Fri May 7 2004 08:58:22 AM |
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[ASCII tricks?] |
| Fri May 7 2004 08:55:51 AM |
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What's funny is that his version of Bailamos is not any wors |
| Fri May 7 2004 08:13:49 AM |
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Hmm. I was born and raised in the #1 state and live in the # |
| Wed May 5 2004 03:13:15 PM |
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Talking to 'Diego'
Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellib |
| Wed May 5 2004 02:45:34 PM |
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It also kinda explains YOU, ol' pal! |
| Wed May 5 2004 02:02:32 PM |
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I played this game this past weekend with a bunch of army gu |
| Thu Apr 29 2004 06:32:41 AM |
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"severe masturbation". Hahaha oh, the possibilities... |
| Wed Apr 28 2004 11:23:20 AM |
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I volunteer kHz. He'll definitely be dead by tomorrow. That |
| Wed Apr 28 2004 11:18:08 AM |
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God I hope this is real. Funnies thing yet today. I'm not so |
| Tue Apr 27 2004 05:22:47 PM |
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It's An All New Friends! Monica eats Joey's shit by accid |
| Tue Apr 27 2004 05:19:38 PM |
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Now that I'm home and actually seen this horrible abominatio |
| Tue Apr 27 2004 02:29:26 PM |
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"girls", not "chicks." Like it matters. |
| Tue Apr 27 2004 02:28:31 PM |
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My guess is that it's due to the fact that humans are curiou |
| Tue Apr 27 2004 02:19:46 PM |
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I actually I was leaving that to YOU to achieve, but I guess |
| Tue Apr 27 2004 08:54:35 AM |
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Check out the pic. Is that ball flying at the dude's head or |
| Tue Apr 27 2004 08:00:13 AM |
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Damn. You can tell just by looking at him. PIMP. |
| Tue Apr 27 2004 07:57:55 AM |
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What? |
| Tue Apr 27 2004 07:53:46 AM |
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And they say childbirth is a beautiful event. They say that |
| Tue Apr 27 2004 07:31:28 AM |
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Look, I'll eat raw fish off any one of you bastards. Ok?? Th |
| Tue Apr 27 2004 07:20:55 AM |
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No way man. "Sharka was a hit with the female rhinos". That |
| Tue Apr 27 2004 07:11:42 AM |
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Hehe. |
| Mon Apr 26 2004 04:09:26 PM |
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39, actually. I'm so sorry, Matt. |
| Mon Apr 26 2004 03:22:34 PM |
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I didn't even get that far, I went straight to the map in wh |
| Mon Apr 26 2004 01:42:53 PM |
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I just listened to the rest of this shit. I'd like to mark m |
| Mon Apr 26 2004 12:38:11 PM |
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I'm so glad that brought back NO memory I could ever hold... |
| Mon Apr 26 2004 09:39:29 AM |
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Heh! |
| Mon Apr 26 2004 09:06:33 AM |
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I guess this is like when a female ape's ass gets red when s |
| Mon Apr 26 2004 08:49:07 AM |
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What a good friend. "You get the chance to de-virginize this |
| Fri Apr 23 2004 07:26:11 PM |
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azron123:"No body climbs larch trees."
I bet a lo |
| Fri Apr 23 2004 05:45:11 PM |
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Like a stretched anus tree? |
| Fri Apr 23 2004 05:40:00 PM |
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Teh barch is teh winnar here. This whole thing is just retar |
| Fri Apr 23 2004 05:20:56 PM |
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""When I heard they were in a tree," he said, "I figured |
| Fri Apr 23 2004 05:10:58 PM |
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It's fuking FRIENDSHIP! |
| Fri Apr 23 2004 11:12:44 AM |
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Yeah, for the record I can't remember why I rejected this... |
| Thu Apr 22 2004 06:20:53 PM |
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Barbiemobiles. |
| Thu Apr 22 2004 05:08:52 PM |
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I'm friends with one Dr. Cube!!!!11!!!111 |
| Thu Apr 22 2004 02:31:00 PM |
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A friend of mine likes to get together with buddies every ye |
| Thu Apr 22 2004 02:18:12 PM |
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Yeah, we never seem to be able to throw anything away around |
| Thu Apr 22 2004 01:40:00 PM |
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Well sir, I missed it and I apologize, and whoever called it |
| Thu Apr 22 2004 01:08:57 PM |
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Awesome. My favorite part: "I hate seeing you up there! :*(" |
| Thu Apr 22 2004 11:05:03 AM |
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Whatever that is, it's a boatload cooler than that I, Robot |
| Thu Apr 22 2004 08:44:17 AM |
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Haha |
| Thu Apr 22 2004 08:34:19 AM |
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Hmm... looks valid enough to be considered, but how the fuck |
| Thu Apr 22 2004 08:11:05 AM |
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Oh I am definitely bitter. If I find out that my company is |
| Wed Apr 21 2004 06:16:02 PM |
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Then you got gay. Right? Shit, I'm not right, am I... |
| Wed Apr 21 2004 04:54:36 PM |
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"tampons aren't intrinsically scary, despite being constr |
| Wed Apr 21 2004 02:09:18 PM |
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Dude, never waste your right to vote. Don't like the candida |
| Wed Apr 21 2004 02:03:03 PM |
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At 4:20pm. on 4/20 I was in the office kitchen glancing at t |
| Wed Apr 21 2004 01:47:40 PM |
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Take another look at the entire thing. FAKE. |
| Wed Apr 21 2004 09:23:24 AM |
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I'd expect to see sites like linkswarm right in the middle o |
| Wed Apr 21 2004 08:03:29 AM |
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LuckyLooch, what fuked up teacher had the balls to tell you |
| Tue Apr 20 2004 03:52:17 PM |
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Big 8, small br8n. |
| Tue Apr 20 2004 01:04:22 PM |
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"Peter, please see me" = "Shit, better see what's going on w |
| Tue Apr 20 2004 12:14:41 PM |
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Heh, man... as a former English major, I really wish I had t |
| Fri Apr 16 2004 08:26:16 AM |
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:| |
| Thu Apr 15 2004 04:13:43 PM |
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It was just his time to explode. Happens to us all. You coul |
| Thu Apr 15 2004 08:03:30 AM |
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That's 301 pairs of broken scissors, azron. I suggest you sw |
| Wed Apr 14 2004 08:50:25 PM |
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Heh, "MY MILITANT RADICALISM DOESN'T STOP ME FROM ENJOYING S |
| Wed Apr 14 2004 07:50:43 PM |
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Seriously, I'd really like to hear more about your ultra-edu |
| Wed Apr 14 2004 07:42:33 PM |
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I find it so adorable that tigr preaches so ravenously about |
| Wed Apr 14 2004 05:52:45 PM |
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Fine, stay. See what happens when the infected mogface gets |
| Wed Apr 14 2004 03:14:16 PM |
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WHAT ARE YOU, DEAF? I SAID RUN! RUN!!! |
| Wed Apr 14 2004 03:13:26 PM |
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Gothmog is not like us. Gothmog is not of human origin. Goth |
| Wed Apr 14 2004 03:04:16 PM |
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Sorry, I meant *weevils*. |
| Wed Apr 14 2004 03:03:29 PM |
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engled.
Location: the deep fucking south
Inter |
| Wed Apr 14 2004 12:13:53 PM |
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Pssh, I bet that guy thinks he's hardcoer. I plucked out som |
| Wed Apr 14 2004 12:09:17 PM |
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Oh we ain't dun yet, no sah.
"Hmm... the warning |
| Wed Apr 14 2004 10:20:21 AM |
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HOLY PEDOPHILIA! |
| Wed Apr 14 2004 10:18:40 AM |
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So THAT explains my bf's receeding hairline! :D Actually he |
| Wed Apr 14 2004 09:18:39 AM |
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Let's just save everyone the trouble and go nude at all time |
| Wed Apr 14 2004 09:13:46 AM |
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"Hmmm... yes, yes it is festering nicely. I am pleased with |
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