| Sun May 25 2008 07:20:32 PM |
Fortythreeperce+ |
He could be straight. But his cock is Nathan Lane's underst |
| Fri May 23 2008 01:14:26 AM |
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The Europeans are home. Hence the whole 'European' name. |
| Thu May 22 2008 11:38:36 PM |
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Illegals wouldn't spontaneously start a beatdown (the whole |
| Thu May 22 2008 10:57:02 PM |
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But the voices always tell me to wear a condom. |
| Sat May 10 2008 06:02:31 PM |
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Jonah was 2 when his father, Joel, first realized that no |
| Sun May 4 2008 08:31:00 PM |
Fortythreeperce+ |
So easy, a caveman could do it. |
| Sat Apr 26 2008 12:24:54 PM |
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Sweet. No mention of Ornamental. |
| Mon Apr 14 2008 07:01:53 PM |
Fortythreeperce+ |
Great. Now I'm going to have to rely on my memory for the |
| Sun Apr 13 2008 12:52:12 PM |
Fortythreeperce+ |
If you are sweating while playing pool, put down the cue an |
| Fri Apr 11 2008 05:30:19 PM |
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I guess you if you don't have access to any news sources the |
| Sun Apr 6 2008 09:13:54 PM |
Fortythreeperce+ |
What kind of douchebag uses friend as a verb? |
| Sat Apr 5 2008 08:38:34 PM |
Fortythreeperce+ |
When he gets to high school, he's going to have a pretty coo |
| Tue Apr 1 2008 07:55:59 PM |
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That stands to reason. Imagine if OBL was a hot lesbian in |
| Tue Mar 25 2008 11:57:53 AM |
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Step 1: Go inside.
Step 2: Grab knife.
Step 3: Slash tires |
| Sun Mar 23 2008 02:25:53 PM |
Fortythreeperce+ |
I'd love to see this data related to the breeding habits of |
| Thu Mar 20 2008 06:06:21 PM |
Fortythreeperce+ |
That's because sad, lonely spinsters don't masturbate by str |
| Sun Mar 16 2008 12:23:19 AM |
Fortythreeperce+ |
Damn. It took me a full 25 minutes of navigating through th |
| Tue Mar 11 2008 09:06:47 PM |
Fortythreeperce+ |
They may have rejected theocracy, but I'm sure they still lo |
| Tue Mar 11 2008 08:27:41 PM |
Fortythreeperce+ |
That doesn't make any difference if there is no one capable |
| Tue Mar 11 2008 07:53:41 PM |
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Moral of this story: American Elementary school math teache |
| Sat Mar 8 2008 11:41:03 AM |
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i like the fact that i can go to a bar and come home and |
| Wed Mar 5 2008 11:42:44 AM |
Fortythreeperce+ |
that there up above is docking, and amateurs do it here e |
| Wed Mar 5 2008 12:22:33 AM |
Fortythreeperce+ |
According to Dr Wenge the Edelweiss Pirates established t |
| Wed Mar 5 2008 12:16:32 AM |
Fortythreeperce+ |
Damn, Midas. Dirt weed to gold. |
| Wed Mar 5 2008 12:08:25 AM |
Fortythreeperce+ |
Remember kids. Peehole fucking is not for amateurs. |
| Tue Mar 4 2008 07:15:36 PM |
Fortythreeperce+ |
I thought something was up when I tried to give my girlfrien |
| Mon Mar 3 2008 05:52:31 PM |
Fortythreeperce+ |
No fair. When I restrain a mental defective and punch him i |
| Sun Mar 2 2008 06:52:25 PM |
Fortythreeperce+ |
any thoughts
So, like other people that have 'tur |
| Thu Feb 28 2008 06:08:56 PM |
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Yes. I get it. Retail jobs suck. I guess they should have |
| Mon Feb 25 2008 07:42:48 PM |
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I would have guessed Detroit and black. Philly and black is |
| Sun Feb 24 2008 12:41:42 PM |
Fortythreeperce+ |
Kids today are pussies. When I was a kid, I had a Speak And |
| Wed Jan 30 2008 07:27:25 PM |
Fortythreeperce+ |
A couple of hours of sweaty, bare, German anuses in direct c |
| Tue Jan 22 2008 06:47:15 PM |
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Ride on, gay cowboy, ride on. |
| Sun Dec 9 2007 03:46:47 PM |
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'I posted this like 5 times while trolling the Fark forums u |
| Sat Nov 17 2007 06:38:18 PM |
Fortythreeperce+ |
Haha. Brain herpes. |
| Mon Oct 15 2007 10:11:10 PM |
Fortythreeperce+ |
Except for the 4000 Supermax specials on almost all of the D |
| Sat Oct 13 2007 10:58:12 AM |
Fortythreeperce+ |
So we'll have to get around to him when we get done with the |
| Thu Sep 20 2007 08:42:16 PM |
Fortythreeperce+ |
'One is just completely powerless.'
Anyone one who uses ' |
| Wed Aug 8 2007 11:11:58 PM |
Fortythreeperce+ |
Internet rules:
1) Go the fuck outside
2) You're still rea |
| Sun Jun 17 2007 12:57:35 PM |
Fortythreeperce+ |
What happened is that it is poor programming practice to rel |
| Sun Jun 3 2007 01:50:15 PM |
Fortythreeperce+ |
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heil_Honey_I'm_Home!
So that |
| Wed Mar 7 2007 06:00:25 PM |
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Lucky fuckers. They have to money to be able to afford to be |
| Tue Jan 2 2007 11:44:01 PM |
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Oh no. Now all the other candidates are going to try to wi |
| Wed Sep 6 2006 11:11:21 PM |
Fortythreeperce+ |
Sweet reverse Godwin. |
| Mon Mar 6 2006 02:02:55 PM |
Fortythreeperce+ |
I'm not sure there are too many white kids that would mow do |
| Sun Dec 18 2005 03:47:44 PM |
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That Cattle Decapitation album sucked. |
| Wed Nov 16 2005 11:36:22 PM |
Fortythreeperce+ |
Wow. Really closely guarded. So closely guarded that I read |
| Mon Oct 10 2005 01:22:00 PM |
Fortythreeperce+ |
Here's the story, filed under Who Gives A Fuck:
http://www. |
| Fri Aug 19 2005 12:16:59 AM |
Fortythreeperce+ |
I think this may be evidence of my Stoned Evolutionary Biolo |
| Wed Jul 6 2005 05:28:22 PM |
Fortythreeperce+ |
Ipod...sheesh. Jobs has the money, he should have just bough |
| Tue Mar 22 2005 01:30:50 PM |
Fortythreeperce+ |
eh...some of them chickadees fluffed first...some didn't. |
| Tue Mar 22 2005 01:25:45 PM |
Fortythreeperce+ |
No way....shots fired at a rap concert? I...can't....believ |
| Mon Feb 21 2005 04:14:33 PM |
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Somebody just won 50 bucks. |
| Mon Jan 24 2005 06:18:31 AM |
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Yeah, woulda been no problem if it was snow. Unfortunately, |
| Thu Dec 30 2004 09:34:48 PM |
Fortythreeperce+ |
I'm pretty sure the obesity part renders the pregnancy risk |
