| Sun Dec 28 2008 08:14:32 AM |
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This is what linkswarm is all about. Thank you, swarm. |
| Tue Dec 23 2008 01:44:40 AM |
FREAKMACHINE |
This one time, in high school, I saw a fly sitting on a c |
| Wed Dec 17 2008 04:12:34 AM |
FREAKMACHINE |
I was so hoping this was about Donald's love life. I wan |
| Wed Dec 17 2008 04:11:30 AM |
FREAKMACHINE |
Only losers play MtG. |
| Tue Dec 16 2008 03:52:46 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
[image] |
| Tue Dec 16 2008 02:11:49 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
How'd you get that little bitty video in that tiny slot? |
| Tue Dec 16 2008 02:08:09 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
Also, what the fuck language were they speaking? |
| Tue Dec 16 2008 02:07:21 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
This makes me so sad I want to kill myself post haste. |
| Fri Dec 12 2008 02:23:08 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
ฉชแไ๑๒๓๔& |
| Thu Dec 11 2008 05:05:08 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
So, does Herpes Brain protect you from zombies? |
| Wed Dec 10 2008 10:11:40 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
If I max everything out to the green, my real age would b |
| Wed Dec 10 2008 09:57:42 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
Bio Age: 43
'Real' Age: 33
Life expectancy: 85 |
| Tue Dec 9 2008 04:22:22 AM |
FREAKMACHINE |
There is no way in hell I am watching this one either. No |
| Tue Dec 9 2008 04:20:33 AM |
FREAKMACHINE |
Do mp3's get worn out? |
| Mon Dec 8 2008 02:33:25 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
There is no way in hell I am gonna watch this video. |
| Tue Nov 25 2008 07:20:09 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
I hope nobody ever tries to stop me putting maggots in my |
| Tue Nov 25 2008 07:06:51 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
I hope nobody ever tries to stop me putting maggots in my |
| Mon Nov 24 2008 07:05:54 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
I liked the very very British accents. |
| Tue Nov 18 2008 02:26:00 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
If this site contains underage stuff, it probably shouldn |
| Fri Nov 14 2008 10:44:04 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
Fucking coldgay tickets? I'm on it!!! |
| Fri Nov 14 2008 06:55:33 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
I reverted to multics several years ago. |
| Thu Nov 13 2008 01:55:53 AM |
FREAKMACHINE |
I wonder if she is married to Dent. |
| Mon Nov 10 2008 07:26:24 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
I will be paying my respects to Pipeline over xmas. |
| Mon Nov 3 2008 10:28:35 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
Also, this wasn't submitted as 'asshat' |
| Thu Oct 23 2008 06:07:54 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
What a fool, he could have just bought this: |
| Wed Oct 1 2008 07:46:53 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
I snuck come code in your back |
| Tue Sep 30 2008 07:57:06 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
I BELIEVE IN SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE |
| Wed Sep 24 2008 04:47:47 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
THEY GETTIN' CRUNK IN DA CLUB YO |
| Wed Sep 17 2008 08:23:20 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
shreiking cow.
SHREIKING COW.
made my |
| Wed Aug 13 2008 03:49:29 AM |
FREAKMACHINE |
They say a large percentage of the female population |
| Sun Aug 10 2008 02:10:12 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
YOU ARE WRONG ABOUT THIS |
| Sun Aug 10 2008 04:55:13 AM |
FREAKMACHINE |
Gravity is the opposite of comedy. |
| Wed Aug 6 2008 02:01:49 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
I heart spaceships. |
| Wed Aug 6 2008 02:01:07 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
It's a secret plot by those damn Libertarians. |
| Fri Aug 1 2008 01:32:05 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
Crap, I just realized they played here last week and I didn' |
| Fri Aug 1 2008 01:29:53 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
Got me a Nomo cd a couple of years ago, they definitely kick |
| Thu Jul 31 2008 10:20:46 AM |
FREAKMACHINE |
So I dated this Lebanese girl once, she had a really nice br |
| Sat Jul 26 2008 10:11:57 AM |
FREAKMACHINE |
(aww crap the internet hates me) |
| Sat Jul 26 2008 10:11:10 AM |
FREAKMACHINE |
[color=red]BOOBIES![/color] |
| Tue Jul 22 2008 10:34:15 AM |
FREAKMACHINE |
That was the best story, well maybe not ever, but it was exc |
| Mon Jul 21 2008 06:40:09 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
'it was Heather’s vagina'
haha, hi Heather |
| Sun Jul 20 2008 11:20:28 AM |
FREAKMACHINE |
loki schools glog, very good |
| Wed Jul 9 2008 10:23:00 AM |
FREAKMACHINE |
There appears to be a butterfly infestation in southern Texa |
| Thu Jul 3 2008 03:05:32 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
'what's Boing Boing?' |
| Thu Jul 3 2008 02:52:29 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
stupid is as stupid does |
| Fri Jun 27 2008 10:47:57 AM |
FREAKMACHINE |
Typos as a vector to establish humor. Berry effective. |
| Mon Jun 23 2008 03:00:09 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
So did the Backstreet Boys. |
| Mon Jun 23 2008 09:21:51 AM |
FREAKMACHINE |
Damn. Just, damn.
I made jokes when Mother Teresa kicked |
| Wed Jun 11 2008 08:07:18 AM |
FREAKMACHINE |
'For my first Instructable, I will show you how to get beate |
| Tue Jun 10 2008 08:08:16 AM |
FREAKMACHINE |
So like, if you, say, BACK YOUR SHIT UP like you're supposed |
| Mon Jun 9 2008 03:36:26 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
i farted a little when i read the description |
| Wed Jun 4 2008 09:27:15 AM |
FREAKMACHINE |
Bring back the Victrola! |
| Mon Jun 2 2008 04:01:43 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
Outstanding. |
| Mon Jun 2 2008 11:25:37 AM |
FREAKMACHINE |
If he is allowed to keep his vanity plate mounted on the wal |
| Mon Jun 2 2008 11:17:31 AM |
FREAKMACHINE |
Upon reading the explanations, my high school teacher didn't |
| Mon Jun 2 2008 11:02:41 AM |
FREAKMACHINE |
75
I missed some obvious things. I are inattentive. |
| Thu May 29 2008 04:51:21 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
'You are either the biggest big liar that ever lived or the |
| Thu May 29 2008 08:00:39 AM |
FREAKMACHINE |
olo |
| Wed May 28 2008 01:56:31 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
In the 70's I remember this song 'I kill children.' Maybe |
| Tue May 27 2008 08:18:53 AM |
FREAKMACHINE |
I'm allergic to oxygen. I'm being discriminated against bec |
| Sun May 25 2008 11:23:54 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
Creeps are culty. |
| Fri May 23 2008 06:16:56 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
or a winking fistfull. |
| Fri May 23 2008 08:02:30 AM |
FREAKMACHINE |
Skull: did he get anything? |
| Fri May 23 2008 07:58:42 AM |
FREAKMACHINE |
PROJECT CHOCOLATE LINK |
| Thu May 22 2008 06:30:38 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
Must be the angry truth. |
| Thu May 22 2008 02:08:10 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
...but not as funny as male uterus syndrome |
| Wed May 21 2008 12:28:40 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
Fucking god lost half of his dark matter in the dryer again. |
| Wed May 21 2008 12:25:41 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
PERV ALERT |
| Mon May 19 2008 11:05:59 AM |
FREAKMACHINE |
I like pie. Only pie. |
| Sun May 18 2008 04:15:15 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
And all the plate shifting around the San Andreas fault. |
| Sat May 17 2008 01:32:29 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
This is cool, but when the plague or the zombies come, there |
| Thu May 15 2008 02:16:05 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
But we would need a better website, with more animated gifs |
| Thu May 15 2008 02:13:26 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
Let's start a cult, I think there is moneys to be made here. |
| Wed May 14 2008 04:01:23 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
Ok so now I believe the pope is an alien. |
| Sun May 11 2008 04:54:17 PM |
FREAKMACHINE |
If only lawyers had such knowledge.
*sadface* |
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