| Sun Apr 2 2006 05:34:44 AM |
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You betcha!
'All these rumours that radiation is bad for |
| Sun Apr 2 2006 04:18:01 AM |
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Like when you and your dog start to look alike |
| Sun Apr 2 2006 04:15:59 AM |
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| Sun Apr 2 2006 03:47:56 AM |
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and now he sings beautifully |
| Sun Apr 2 2006 03:46:38 AM |
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[image] |
| Sat Apr 1 2006 03:30:46 PM |
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'Toward the close of the millennium, with a booming economy |
| Sat Apr 1 2006 11:57:21 AM |
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'We use classical music to have the same effect.'
They pi |
| Sat Apr 1 2006 07:20:52 AM |
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Several times I found myself going 'What in the hell was tha |
| Sat Apr 1 2006 07:12:28 AM |
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When I was five, my uncle showed me that if you tap the neck |
| Sat Apr 1 2006 07:05:02 AM |
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We use |
| Sat Apr 1 2006 06:59:39 AM |
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| Sat Apr 1 2006 06:58:18 AM |
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[image] |
| Sat Apr 1 2006 06:54:24 AM |
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Middle Aged Man:
'Swarmers seeking to defect may live in my |
| Sat Apr 1 2006 04:35:06 AM |
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I was married to a vegetarian, but she still wanted me to ea |
| Sat Apr 1 2006 04:32:00 AM |
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Until they teach their fucking camels to swim, I'm a stayin' |
| Fri Mar 31 2006 06:05:58 AM |
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They 'Cleanse' them... |
| Fri Mar 31 2006 05:00:49 AM |
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At my age, there are few things that I can count on doing ev |
| Fri Mar 31 2006 02:51:56 AM |
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'Jew for a Day'
Now there's a Reality Show Nobody wants t |
| Thu Mar 30 2006 07:47:11 AM |
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With that hairstyle, those skimpy haunch cuts...she was aski |
| Thu Mar 30 2006 07:39:01 AM |
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Elected by majority. Now, this is a good example of what mos |
| Thu Mar 30 2006 07:32:29 AM |
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When our dog farts, she has the good grace to look embarrass |
| Thu Mar 30 2006 05:41:57 AM |
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Pork is your friend |
| Thu Mar 30 2006 05:33:43 AM |
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I once had to live in an APARTMENT!
It sucked. |
| Thu Mar 30 2006 05:31:02 AM |
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Well, maybe I am. I like dogs in clothes. |
| Thu Mar 30 2006 05:29:24 AM |
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I liked the 'Kentucky Windage' from the polyp bit from Carli |
| Thu Mar 30 2006 04:18:51 AM |
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Yet these shit cars would rust out to nothing after three ye |
| Thu Mar 30 2006 04:15:46 AM |
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Yeah, Baby! That's Flyin'! |
| Thu Mar 30 2006 04:15:13 AM |
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Better than Moe doing Millhouse... |
| Thu Mar 30 2006 04:13:52 AM |
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Next week; |
| Thu Mar 30 2006 04:09:59 AM |
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When life looks like easy street, there is danger at your do |
| Wed Mar 29 2006 05:38:10 AM |
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Which one is you? |
| Wed Mar 29 2006 05:35:45 AM |
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This dress has too many wrinkles in it. |
| Wed Mar 29 2006 04:19:01 AM |
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Why, oh why, didn't anyone notice that oil is flammable? |
| Wed Mar 29 2006 04:12:33 AM |
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Lest we forget.... |
| Wed Mar 29 2006 04:03:10 AM |
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Califorky Wins! More Dead Drunks!
Here, if a drunk leaves |
| Wed Mar 29 2006 03:58:19 AM |
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Was that God Warrior's cousin? |
| Wed Mar 29 2006 03:54:43 AM |
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That's your fate, you sodomites! |
| Sun Mar 26 2006 04:43:59 AM |
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Naw, could've been Maynard on Doby Gillis. Too Old for Gilli |
| Sun Mar 26 2006 04:36:42 AM |
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If you ever get a chance, try to pick up |
| Sun Mar 26 2006 03:56:51 AM |
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God made your face the way He wanted it to look. Why would H |
| Sun Mar 26 2006 03:55:27 AM |
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Did she just EAT that poor animal on the floor? |
| Sun Mar 26 2006 03:53:59 AM |
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Clinton isn't exempt...he believes in blowjobs and other ple |
| Sun Mar 26 2006 03:48:14 AM |
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This movie clearly shows you that if you catch those Hormose |
| Sun Mar 26 2006 03:35:29 AM |
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If this really works, what a cool thing it would be. |
| Sun Mar 26 2006 03:30:43 AM |
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It is very reminiscent of |
| Sun Mar 26 2006 03:20:09 AM |
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I did send Vas a PM with the proper image and an explainatio |
| Sat Mar 25 2006 07:38:57 AM |
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[image] |
| Sat Mar 25 2006 07:37:54 AM |
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^ nice Google image find under 'Condi teeth'
She has that |
| Sat Mar 25 2006 07:29:35 AM |
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Oh, I thought he said 'Corn', and she jumped up and bit him! |
| Sat Mar 25 2006 03:27:28 AM |
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All it needs if firecrackers |
| Fri Mar 24 2006 07:07:08 AM |
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I really liked the way the skin popped off of his head. Just |
| Fri Mar 24 2006 04:12:46 AM |
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I really looked hard for a good book, or even a story. Where |
| Thu Mar 23 2006 03:50:29 AM |
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There's |
| Thu Mar 23 2006 03:42:14 AM |
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I live on Trinidad Street....
I think I'd rather use butt |
| Thu Mar 23 2006 03:38:41 AM |
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Looks like the pot'o'gold is in that one feller's front teet |
| Thu Mar 23 2006 03:30:28 AM |
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[image] |
| Thu Mar 23 2006 03:21:45 AM |
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[image] |
| Mon Mar 20 2006 07:20:05 AM |
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Another unmentioned fact (thanks, history channel) is that t |
| Sun Mar 19 2006 12:49:30 PM |
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'All the porno sites are lame and a crippled representation |
| Sun Mar 19 2006 07:59:03 AM |
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'He doesn’t face any charges in Canada but, if he’s extradit |
| Sun Mar 19 2006 01:57:11 AM |
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Yoeman |
| Sat Mar 18 2006 04:11:50 AM |
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I'm going back to writing children's books. Warp the young m |
| Sat Mar 18 2006 04:08:15 AM |
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Actually, I found all kinds of cool stuff here. But you have |
| Sat Mar 18 2006 04:03:36 AM |
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What's that burning sensation? |
| Sat Mar 18 2006 03:53:19 AM |
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Thanky...always loved Crimson, haven't seen them since '77. |
| Sat Mar 18 2006 02:35:01 AM |
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We got a local guy that plays one of these at the farmer's m |
| Fri Mar 17 2006 07:15:36 AM |
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'The girl was flat and not tempting'
but I drank the beer |
| Fri Mar 17 2006 07:13:19 AM |
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'Threat' |
| Fri Mar 17 2006 07:11:42 AM |
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No, this means that the government is willing to put the RIG |
| Fri Mar 17 2006 06:56:18 AM |
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Ever light a fart in the sand? |
| Fri Mar 17 2006 06:54:22 AM |
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Shake, shake, shake....Shake, shake, shake...Shake Djibouti. |
| Fri Mar 17 2006 04:29:22 AM |
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[image] |
| Thu Mar 16 2006 05:35:12 AM |
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Al DiMiola- Elegant Gypsy/Casino
Sensation's Fix-Flying Tap |
| Thu Mar 16 2006 03:24:53 AM |
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My cousin used to do the greatest shit with incense and acid |
| Wed Mar 15 2006 05:19:14 AM |
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Just imagine the edited/rejected skits from this titanic dis |
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