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Thu May 15 2008 06:42:36 PM     BeachGoat The kind that craps on you from a tree
Thu May 15 2008 06:37:37 PM     BeachGoat Can I borrow a cup of sugar?
Thu May 15 2008 06:07:27 PM     BeachGoat They're always cute until you pet them. Around '87, I got si
Tue May 6 2008 05:06:13 PM     BeachGoat How do you explain Johnny & Edgar Winter?
Mon May 5 2008 05:56:08 PM     BeachGoat I have no sympathy for sharp shinned hawks. I had a pair shu
Mon May 5 2008 04:41:59 PM     BeachGoat Placebo...needs more indole
Sat May 3 2008 10:22:59 AM     BeachGoat 'Cleaning: The body of the doll can be cleaned with a mild
Fri May 2 2008 12:52:55 PM     BeachGoat Eight Feet High...
Fri May 2 2008 12:30:16 PM     BeachGoat A Moment of Silent Frylence...
Thu Apr 24 2008 01:42:39 PM     BeachGoat There are so many other cheap. easy other methods that harm
Tue Apr 22 2008 12:47:38 PM     BeachGoat I just had a birthday, too...
Tue Apr 22 2008 12:46:42 PM     BeachGoat Inna-Gadda-Da-Vidda Exactly not that long.
Fri Apr 18 2008 03:29:03 PM     BeachGoat [ASCII tricks?]
Fri Apr 18 2008 11:27:14 AM     BeachGoat I have all the Fripp/Eno 'Ambient' music on vinyl, and a few
Wed Apr 16 2008 04:57:11 PM     BeachGoat More like food stamps, Job Corps, Medicare, Affirmative Acti
Wed Apr 9 2008 11:57:32 PM     BeachGoat Pot was 10 bucks for a four finger bag, nobody had a scale o
Wed Apr 9 2008 02:02:27 PM     BeachGoat They were cheaper ($10, four finger bag of Michoacan), stron
Wed Apr 9 2008 11:18:48 AM     BeachGoat Oh, God! My retina just threw up into my eye socket!
Wed Apr 9 2008 11:16:12 AM     BeachGoat So those voices in my head are really ads for a TV show? Wel
Mon Apr 7 2008 09:59:39 PM     BeachGoat 'Semicolon' : from the Olde English word for 'Half-Assed'
Mon Apr 7 2008 06:41:20 AM     BeachGoat With friends like that, who needs enemas?
Mon Apr 7 2008 06:40:04 AM     BeachGoat 'I found mushrooms in the tranquil forest, and saw God in my
Fri Apr 4 2008 01:53:14 PM     BeachGoat 'I wasn't upset about Roberta anymore because she called and
Fri Apr 4 2008 11:52:14 AM     BeachGoat When RFK was shot, the newscasters were saying that the head
Thu Apr 3 2008 04:22:58 PM     BeachGoat Shot in the back of the head, just like the guy sitting in f
Thu Apr 3 2008 04:05:27 PM     BeachGoat Why, yes, it does.
Thu Apr 3 2008 04:04:31 PM     BeachGoat Do the math. Corn won't work.
Thu Apr 3 2008 09:01:56 AM     BeachGoat [ASCII tricks?]
Thu Apr 3 2008 07:11:06 AM     BeachGoat impermeable membranes
Wed Apr 2 2008 10:11:34 PM     BeachGoat I was always a Goldwater man. He was the Ron Paul of the 60'
Tue Apr 1 2008 05:34:30 PM     BeachGoat [ASCII tricks?]
Tue Apr 1 2008 04:21:13 PM     BeachGoat I've only used (someone else's) a cell phone once. I have sp
Tue Apr 1 2008 11:50:18 AM     BeachGoat My favorite part of the original 'Psycho' was where he was c
Mon Mar 31 2008 07:46:06 PM     BeachGoat Don't need no stripper; very married and happy at it. BUT, I
Mon Mar 31 2008 03:52:09 PM     BeachGoat Are you looking for a GFE, a PSE, or just a quick HJ? GFE
Mon Mar 31 2008 11:30:21 AM     BeachGoat I haven't gone for more than 30 days without for over 30 yea
Mon Mar 31 2008 07:14:52 AM     BeachGoat Our youngest son (27) and his woman swear by the dollar stor
Mon Mar 31 2008 07:11:07 AM     BeachGoat Well, he aint not one, anyway.
Mon Mar 31 2008 06:19:19 AM     BeachGoat and I still can't find a bag here. Plenty of three tooth lul
Fri Mar 28 2008 07:08:12 PM     BeachGoat What'll you throw at bums and hookers then?
Fri Mar 28 2008 08:55:04 AM     BeachGoat Thnks, Clav
Wed Mar 26 2008 06:31:55 PM     BeachGoat [image]
Tue Mar 25 2008 09:33:28 PM     BeachGoat I've stayed monogamous through two out of three marriages. (
Sat Mar 22 2008 12:20:52 PM     BeachGoat 'The other gods! The other gods! The gods of the outer hells
Tue Mar 11 2008 04:09:26 PM     BeachGoat See how well the abstinence campaign is working?
Tue Mar 11 2008 04:08:21 PM     BeachGoat Drugs in pee in drinking water is not new. Among the vari
Sun Mar 9 2008 03:38:38 PM     BeachGoat There is a nice batch of happy shadow play in this: http:
Tue Mar 4 2008 04:23:02 PM     BeachGoat The sticks have a nice, hashy flavour with a heavy, heady bo
Sat Mar 1 2008 03:47:41 PM     BeachGoat Awwww.....saw him at Laural Music (North Seattle) in the lat
Wed Feb 27 2008 04:22:51 PM     BeachGoat Every seed is a pound of weed!
Thu Feb 21 2008 03:37:24 PM     BeachGoat I still use my slide rule...
Thu Feb 14 2008 05:38:42 PM     BeachGoat 'Cause a flock of uppity chickens can get ugly real quick...
Mon Jan 28 2008 02:20:20 PM     BeachGoat You wanna get high? Really high? Fuck all those pussy drugs
Fri Jan 25 2008 03:45:06 PM     BeachGoat Sounds like you'd better get busy there, Uncle Grandpa, befo
Thu Jan 24 2008 02:02:58 AM     BeachGoat If you picket, it'll never heal...
Mon Jan 21 2008 05:44:39 PM     BeachGoat Clones are so handy for transplants. There's nothing like th
Thu Jan 17 2008 09:25:56 PM     BeachGoat Taping without the expressed permission of the organization
Tue Jan 15 2008 05:30:39 PM     BeachGoat Lifts and Separates.
Fri Jan 11 2008 05:55:12 PM     BeachGoat Why don't we bomb the poor? They are so inconvenient....
Thu Jan 10 2008 03:08:53 PM     BeachGoat Vinyl is Final I've been playing my old albums for the la
Mon Jan 7 2008 05:41:43 PM     BeachGoat Wonderful days...free love, free dope, free crabs, free clap
Wed Jan 2 2008 04:37:17 PM     BeachGoat You can bet your celery he's no Art Frahm
Sun Dec 23 2007 05:10:12 PM     BeachGoat I once walked in on my second wife plungin' her pork-pie whi
Tue Dec 18 2007 02:58:25 PM     BeachGoat I can't believe how much I agree with Kahuna....am I really
Tue Dec 18 2007 02:46:53 PM     BeachGoat Me First....By Popular Vote
Tue Nov 20 2007 03:13:28 PM     BeachGoat From my ancestor, King Harald Hardrada, in 1043 AD 'On on
Sat Aug 4 2007 12:00:04 PM     BeachGoat [ASCII tricks?]
Wed Aug 1 2007 11:45:59 AM     BeachGoat [image]
Tue Jul 31 2007 02:06:43 PM     BeachGoat That's why you should use a
Sun Jul 29 2007 04:36:02 PM     BeachGoat [image]
Fri Jul 20 2007 05:22:28 PM     BeachGoat [image]
Wed Jul 18 2007 12:16:11 PM     BeachGoat There's no comparison, Hitler was an excellent public speake
Tue Jul 3 2007 02:34:04 PM     BeachGoat Img src='http://www.la4seniors.com/images/PS_S4_Back.jpg' i
Mon Jun 11 2007 12:37:30 PM     BeachGoat Oddly, I haven't said a thing for a year, yet have been give
Tue Jun 20 2006 03:58:18 PM     BeachGoat I don't own any weapons, I'm legally blind, I can't walk wit
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