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Beta Class Subscription: The Thrifty Service $3/month Here's what you get with Beta Class. (Click the plus sign, you monkey.) +- Unique custom avatar No one can steal your avatar! I'll officially retire the avatar of your choosing, just for you. Or you can upload one of your choosing. Screenshot +- Custom Forum Title Tired of seeing 'newbie' or 'senior member'? Would you rather see 'Conan The Lollerian' in there, or 'Holy Roman Emperor'? Now you can. Screenshot +- Custom LinkSwarm Gear Any item in the LinkSwarm or Megarad stores with your username or stupid phrase of your choice! I'd offer a discount, as well, but the items are already priced at cost, so show your fuking pride, you a-hole. (Want gear in colors other than white or ash grey? We got that too. + - Expanded ClipSwarm The ClipSwarm is a cool little device that sits in your homepage and lets you save favorite links to it. It's like your own personal micro-swarm, a 'Best Of' compilation you get to choose and share with other Swarmers. It also acts like a bookmark system so when you go to a different machine, you can always get back to your favorite links by going to Your Account page. Screenshot +- Symbol of Powa Your swarm class denoted with a Beta symbol everywhere your name appears. This will let people know at a glance you are among the ruling class here at LinkSwarm, and you'll be showered with affection and praise everywhere you go. No, really. Screenshot +- Free Textwar Attack Every Month One free textwar attack of your choosing against any other non-Alpha or -Beta member. + - Email: YourUsername@linkswarm.com Email forwarding with a wicked-phat LinkSwarm.com address. +- 500 Rads 500 Rads for you. These are also good for undoing text attacks and launching retaliations! See TextWars section.
Alpha Class Subscription: The Premiere Service $5/month All the features of Beta Class, plus even more crap! (Click the plus sign, idiot.) +- Alpha Queue: You get to admin LinkSwarm! That's right. For every ten links submitted to LinkSwarm, a few of them go into the Alpha Queue where you get to decide if they go up or get rejected. +- Rejected Links See and comment on all Links in the Swarm -- even the ones we reject. Sometimes suckiness is a subjective matter. Rejected Links let you do an end-run around jaded admin tastes. Screenshot +- Unlimited ClipSwarm The ClipSwarm is a cool little device that sits in your homepage and lets you save favorite links to it. It's like your own personal micro-swarm, a 'Best Of' compilation you get to choose. It also acts like a bookmark system so when you go to a different machine, you can always get back to your favorite links by going to Your Account page. Screenshot +- Symbol of Powa Your swarm class denoted with an Alpha symbol everywhere your name appears. This will let people know at a glance you are among the ruling class here at LinkSwarm, and you'll be showered with affection and praise everywhere you go. No, really. Screenshot +- Change Your LinkSwarm Account Name Realize now that you don't really need _69_69_69 tacked onto your name? I'll take it off for you. Decide that you'd rather be PlutoniumDeathMarch instead of KellyClarkson? Done. +- Email: YourUsername@linkswarm.com A full, official LinkSwarm.com email account, with a sweet webmail interface, plus true POP/IMAP/SMTP so you can use your regular email client from home or wherever. Encrypted even! When you sign up, you'll see a webmail link on your account page. +- 1500 Rads 1500 Rads for you. These are also good for undoing text attacks and launching retaliations! See TextWars section. +- What Else? Many new features to come, and I take requests. I'm doing this for you creeps, so let me know what you want!
What's Up? You've come, you've seen, you've been conquered and horrified. You've been abused in the forums, stalked in your journal, and sexed up in the Link comments. You have almost no idea what's going, and you love it. You want to toss in some cash? You can. Level up You can just donate, of course, although I'd like to do something for peeps that want to help keep this site running. It costs a bit of cash, so I appreciate it. If you like, instead of just donating, you can subscribe and get features the freeloaders don't get. Check out the stuff above. If nothing there suits you, you can donate whatever figure you like but be sure to message me and let me know what you'd like to see. I'm doing this for you punks, and I want to give you something that makes you love this joint even more. Disclaimer There's always gotta be that one crapcock who screws it up for everyone else, so I probably need to say: this does not entitle you to any special services, merchandise, behavior, state of being, compassion, support, influence, privilege, force field, hand-holding, cock worship, or beer. You may get one or more of those things in spades, but no such contract exists or should be implied. Also, don't urinate in your eye.