We all by now have heard about WWJD (What Would Jesus Do). Now WWJD for a Klondike Bar? The answer in a day or two.
Ed Gein apparently inspired Psycho, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and Silence of the Lambs -- and was a true story.
This is truly bizarre and wonderful. A before-and-after timeline of Jackson's facial surgery. A true freak. Thanks GeekPress!
I was grepping my IrcLog for all instances of me saying girl, for reasons I won't go into here, and here are the results. I think they'll improve your brain.
Do all Asian people look the same to you? Take the test and figure it out. Nice design on this site.
It seems that the wheels of life all to frequently like to get sticks thrown in them, seemingly grinding it to a halt. Ruts suck, day in, day out, nothing new(apparently). The thing that scares me most is that I won't be able to change, won't be able to evolve, won't be able to learn. That is really the scariest thought I can think of, the funny thing about thoughts though is that if you believe them, they can become your reality. A sticky trap indeed. Where to draw the line between reality and idea? Between who you are, and who you think you are, between what you are capable of, and what you think you are capable of? It seems to easy to take the philosophical, or anti-philosophical road of "loss of self", advised by many eastern spiritualists. But an idea so simple is translated by different people differently, it's like you read the same book, and get totally different things out of it. Though I guess that is life. You can only live your life, see life through your eyes. The only REAL experience is the individual experience. Reminds me of when I was way into Hermann Hesse, and reading Steppenwolf, he wrote a preface to the book, many years after writing the book itself, talking about how many people were pulling ideas for themselves out of the book, ideas that the author didn't intend to express. How the difference between what young readers got out of the books, and what older readers got out of the book. Though his final stance is that he hopes everyone gets what they want out of the book, and to conclude I guess life is like a book, where individuals get what they want out of their existences.
Beauty may be in the eye of the beer holder rather than the beholder, according to a new study by scientists.
Leonard Nimoy is way cool, but with salsa he'd be OUT OF CONTROL!
Tissot released a touch screen watch. Pretty neat looking. The splashscreen has some flesh, so be careful at work. I suppose they are trying to say "touching the watch is like touching the hot asian chick."
You couldn't dream of a more appropriate logo: lust, knowledge, hope, and anarchy.
Here is the next kHz designed wallpaper for those of you interested in the color green and dragonflies.
Allegedly. Dig that big fatty Fisher-Price Administrative menu popup. Retarded fuking XP interface.
Here is a day that we spent out on the water. I just wanted to add some pics to the journal and see how things look. So... this is us on our day of beer, sun and the ocean. I have to thank Brian for the boat, Dana for the mammories and chris for nothing. I am sunburned to meep and I am about to get into bed after a day of alcohol and heat stroke.
Yeah.. just play this.. it is a good time.
The future is now!
United States farming groups are counting on new products such as edible crayons to eat up a bigger proportion of soybean production and boost prices, which are in danger of sagging as global output rises.
THE INSIDE STORY OF THE MIT BLACKJACK TEAM'S CONQUEST OF THE CASINOS.
HOT MOTHERBOARDS! or not
This is meep unfortunate.
If you are my enemy, it is unlikely that I will go very much out of my way to learn to see things from your point of view. And if this is true even in those cases where the conflict is between groups that share a common culture, how much more true will it be when there is a profound cultural and psychological chasm between the antagonists?
With the discovery of a gene difference between apes and humans, scientists may have found the reason humans can speak.
Weird people deck out their cars to look all StarWars fun.
Listen to actual audio clips of celebrities f-ing with innocent people.
So It turns out Grandma is going to live! Also my coworkers indifference to my easy work schedule didn't really effect me at all. I was off the project site by 3:40pm yesterday and made my Tee Time. Also, Someone else was freed up to go to BUMFUK, NY instead of me! It's good to be Hobo.
Here in Boston, we like making cartoon characters real. Next on deck: Super-fast nitro jets on Mexican mice! Andale andale! Arriba, arriba Yeee-haaaa!!!
DiscountBabies Black Market Baby Classified Auctions!
I can't tell if this is serious or not
Squirrel gets a nut, Dolly gets some tail.
This morning one of my coworkers came into work bawling her eyes out mumbling something about her grandma is in the hospital and it doesn't look good and she probably won't last the day. Now I truly felt bad about this. However, because of this my next few days are FUKED.
I went to the pet store and got a snake, he/she(i don't know) is a ball python, a little over a foot long, less than a year old. I named it blinky, because it's an ameepual name, and it's funny, coz snakes never blink. I went canoeing with my girlie on sunday, it was a blast, we went down the hillsborough river, which is mighty twisty and very jungle like. It's too bad the river is so polluted with runoff from streets, houses and farms upriver. You wouldn't want to swim in it anyways, alot of gators, snakes and other nastiness, but pollution still sucks. yay progress cough
Give kids Guns! Please!
You see, there's this other website run by this chick who has no concept of 'fiscal responsibility', and wants you to pay for her bills! And people actually give her money! Lots of it! This has inspired us to create our own website...Don't Save Karyn dot com!
Big companies are wielding copyright threats to stifle legitimate security research. Hollywood is itching to hack your PC. Your privacy is vanishing as fast as Al Gore's 2004 presidential hopes. And the merry band of technophobes in Congress is just getting started.
When I pull megarad up on my Imac, the screen streches all the way across left to right. All posts look like one long stretched out line. What causes this?
Use this keyboard with one hand.
How to build meeproaches that last forever. Wait a minute...
A restaurant in Seoul has been banned from selling instant dog meat stew over the internet.
Technically, this turtle is now a cyborg.
Yeah, so I had another body part of the meeping Cat removed. I am slowly but efficiently eliminating him. First it was the genetalia. You'd think he'd be pretty pissed about that, but he just became a little nuts. No pun intended. Then last week I had him declawed. The little meeper has never been so happy! I thought it was the drugs and he was just stoned, but the meds have been out of his system for at least a couple days and he is still lying around looking drugged and retarded. And he is purring and content as a pig in meep. I don't get it. Perhaps I have inadvertently discovered the way to calm his demeanor: Remove a body part! Next is the tail, followed by the ears and possibly the neck (but not the head). meeping Cat, what is WRONG WITH HIM?!
Face it. None of us are going to write a book for the folks at O'Reilly. This will be the closest we'll get.
Try your stuff, big shooter!
it's the weekend. go kill yourself some innocent excite bikers
I found this site that sells error t-shirts. BTW check out the pics of the month. I'm not affiliated in any way, I just thought it was sufficiently geek-chic to post.
On this past Friday night I had the pleasure to go out drinking with two of the more popular Megarad contributors. The festivities stated aroun 5:00 pm. By 1:00 in the morning one of them was the smartest person on the planet. The only problem was he lost the ability to communicate with humans around midnight. Booze is good.
It's officially the weekend, and I have absolutely nothing to do. Megarad is slow. Last seen registered user was 5 hours and 27 minutes ago.
Says Karyn: I just couldn't stop buying things. It's as simple as that. I'm going to be honest here... I wasn't out saving the world. I was just at Bloomingdales.
Proof you can't trick those crafty Hot or Not malcontents, no matter what clothes or meep organs you wear.
Hey guys... I just wanted to give you the scoop on the upcoming megarad garb. I have completed a pretty slick design that I hope you all enjoy, but I am waiting for the prototype to come in the mail. If you people are all so interested in spending a few bucks here and there, you might as well have a rockin product. Of course, I will be lowering the price to the absolute bottom so it can easily be afforded by your homeless step-brother and his pet rat. From the poll, it seems that there are a good number of you that are interested in more than just hoodies, so there will be tshirts and other fun pieces as well. So... hold on just a little while longer and you will be able to rock your favorite tech scene with style. Stoked? meep yeah you are.
The old-school. These are unfortunately in Real format, but interestingly done.
Stoopid UK thief