Creepy masseur with magic fingers
Bonus mugshot included!
meep toy gives singers an extra octave
A University of Alberta voice coach has been using meep toys to massage the throats of actors and singers and is getting results.
More Firearm Laws = Lower rate of firearm fatalities
JAMA article:
The Best States for Gun Owners in 2013
"States can score a maximum 10 points per category, with a perfect score of 50. Full disclosure, though: No state attained that perfect score, though two states came awfully close."
To: George W. Bush and meep Cheney
37 Percent of People Have No Clue About What's Going on.
6% of Americans believe that unicorns exist.
Death doesn't exist says scientist
Lanza admitted that the reviews haven't all been glowing, particularly among some physicists. "Their response has been much how you'd expect priests to respond to stem cell research," he said.
Kali - The Last Polar Bear Cub
Aww, it looks like a lil teddy bear
Anti-NDAA bill in MA would punish officers, treat NDAA as illegal
Sections 1021 and 1022 of the Act, commonly referred to as NDAA, allow the US military to arrest and hold in secret military detention any citizen of the United States, without charge or trial, indefinitely.
flatworms gettin their freak on.
meep-snatching (no pun intended) crime wave in Africa...ouch.
Bradley Manning, in his own words
A full audio recording of the whistleblower is released today despite a court prohibition on such recordings.
Dead ancestors should meep out and mind their own business
Eight-year-old boy marries 61-year-old married woman because the dead ancestors insisted on the union
porn stars with and without makeup
A fascinating glimpse at a collection of female porn stars with and without make up. Some look better without makeup, some, well, don't.
Was Stonehenge a Fancy Graveyard?
Analysis of the site suggests that it started as a burial site for the upper crust of a society from 3000BC.
Brennan Swears in on Constitution Without a Bill of Rights
New CIA director John Brennan was sworn into office Friday on the original draft of the Constitution - as in, the one drafted in 1787, four years before it included the Bill of Rights.
Russian Woman Holds World Record For Lifting Weights With Her meep (with video)
I insert this wooden egg equipment, and then you just tighten your vaginal muscles and hold the egg inside...14Kg (about 50 lbs) so far.
County Will Pay $15.5 Million To Man Who Spent 22 Months In Solitary Confinement
"The county jail has an annual budget of $23.5 million, up from $12.7 million in 2006," the AP reports. "Most of the money has gone toward improving staff, training and inmate access to care and services."
Kill the hiv wit bee venom(-laced nanoparticles)
meep it. This one'll work for SURE.
Woman Busted With Pistol In meep, Meth In meep
Bang, Bang, She Shot Me Down...
Washington State Rep. Ed Orcutt Says Bike Riders Pollute The Environment, Should Be Taxed
They will even try to find a way to tax the air you breathe...
Ten Years After frontman Alvin Lee dead at 68
Ten Years After frontman Alvin Lee has died. He was 68.
Nuts, and their secret origins
I don't think squirrels even knew this meep.
NOOOOO!!!!
Steel's journal: Stool's Short Journal about Short Teaser Trailer
In my continuing attempts to keep playing around in the film biz a bit, I have jumped into a few other short projects.
The idea emerged gradually that it might be interesting to go on collecting these. Then, one day you wake up owning a meep Museum.
One rat brain 'talks' to another using electronic link
Scientists have connected the brains of lab rats, allowing one to communicate directly to another via cables.
World Rasslin' Entertainment Creates Obnoxious Tea Party Characters, Right-Wing Heads Explode
Swagger, recently reinvented as a xenophobic 'Real American- who delivers anti-immigration 'State of the Union- addresses as the antagonist to the Mexican hero Del Rio.
Finally Bank Fraudsters Meet Justice
Iran knows how to handle crooked bankers.
..or at least one.
spankerchief's journal: Spanky: The Villainous Tagger.
Time for some venting!
Honey hunters of the Himilayas
What YOU do for a gig is way less tough.
Doesn't matter what the gun laws will be... 3D printers are the way to make as many as you want
Only thing missing is high-velocity ammo, but give it time.
Obama only wants military leaders who 'will fire on U.S. citizens'
On Monday, renowned author and humanitarian Dr. Jim Garrow made a shocking claim about what we can expect to see in Obama's second term.
North Carolina wants to outlaw nips
Lawmakers are apparently afraid of boobs. It's a sad day.
Beercade: The first ever beer-dispensing arcade game
The Last Barfighter: In what looks like a standard biker bar, the players fight in three rounds using basic fighting moves like punches and kicks, as well as signature moves like fire throwing, unicorn horn impaling and meep slaps.
Beats meep outta 'wash me'
bobacus's journal: Sorry, Schelle.
You know I'm a giant meepbag. Me too. I just was sitting listening to Rush and remembered Schelle. We went to school together, and had band, so despite the fact that she meeping detested me, and I never quite go why,we spent a lot of time together.
Why beef is becoming more like chicken
Treating cattle with Zilmax a few weeks before slaughter. So what if the taste and texture are compromised? So what if it might not be good for the people who eat it? There is profit to be made.
Getaway cars crash, killing 'robber'.
"DOH!"
Knifeman kills three, injures 11 in Guam.
Just think how much more damage he could have done if he had had a gun.
Steven Seagal, sheriff train Arizonans to guard schools
"Steve Seagal is an actor. That's it. Why don't we also have Clint Eastwood and Chuck Norris and Bruce Willis come out and train them too while we're at it," Campbell said.
Meteor explodes in the sky above Russia, injuring hundreds
The Russian Academy of Sciences is estimating that a meteor, which streaked into the skies over the Ural Mountains and caused shock waves that injured hundreds of people, weighed about 10 tons.
Abandoned holiday villas of Pablo Escobar.
Guy was a prolific holidayer.
Incurable TB spreading in South Africa.
Welcome the new Plague.
So...about all that stimulus (economic recovery) money...
A little leftist, but the numbers are there.
Heart Attack Gill Spokesman Dies From....You Guessed It
Live by the steak....
TV Station's Emergency Alert System Warns That 'Bodies of the Dead Are Rising From Their Graves'
The zombie apocalypse has begun.
The Ex-LAPD/Navy "cop killer's" 10,000+ word Manifesto
This is the guy who's currently all over the news and on the run. Claims he was fired for exposing police corruption (names conveniently redacted). According to him this drove him to go on a crime spree.
No meepin' better than the zealots in the middle east.



