HOBO
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7/14/2003 at 20:23 |
Vasudeva has been kind enough to offer his girlfrind aka crisco girl to me for a drinking contest in Boston. The first one to pass out or refuse a drink loses. The passing out part is easy to recognize, passing up a drink means you do not have a drink in your hand and it has been at least 10 minutes.
Puking is encouraged and acceptable
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 5342 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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7/14/2003 at 20:39 |
Hahahaha. You are so done, dude.
And I paste, from IRC, for posterity, and your shame.
b0bo> vasudeva bringing his girl with him
vasudeva> dude
vasudeva> what the fuk is wrong with that?
vasudeva> she's awesome
b0bo> she gonna make him go to arts and crart fairs
mundhra> haha
vasudeva> i bet you $YOUR_CHOICE_OF_DOLLARS she can drink your ass under any table you care to disgrace
mundhra> haha
mundhra> a worthy proposition
vasudeva> i watched her do it to loki. LOKI. who weighs, what, 250? and is a fuking viking?
b0bo> none of you nigers can shizzle with teh hobo
vasudeva> i watched her do it with precision and style. he couldn't fuking speak.
mundhra> so bobo
mundhra> are you accepting or are you gonna keep yapping at the mouf?
b0bo> I have secret ancient italian drinking techniques
vasudeva> you have secret italian wisdom
vasudeva> unfortunately for you, it will remain secret permanently.
b0bo> i aint worrying about no little girl out drinking teh Hobo
vasudeva> HAHAHAHA
vasudeva> ok
vasudeva> it is on
vasudeva> and we have, what...
vasudeva> ten witnesses?
mundhra> ON HO
vasudeva> you are GOING DOWN
mundhra> !
b0bo> i was polishing off cases of Budweiser when she was nursery school
mundhra> bobo's never been one for dignity i guess
vasudeva> hahaha
b0bo> when i'm drinking i'm as cool as the other side of the pillow
mundhra> ok
vasudeva> ok
vasudeva> you've all seen it
mundhra> I HAVE SEEN IT
>vasudeva changed the topic of #megarad to: BOBO vs FUKPANTS in a NIGHTMARE FIGHT OF LIQUOR AND BLOODS
mundhra> YAY!
b0bo> i know all about those little fizzle girls
b0bo> she gonna try and knock me out early with shots
b0bo> bobo aint playing that game
vasudeva> it worked on the 250-pound viking
vasudeva> but i'm sure she can whip your ass whatever your playing field
b0bo> she can metabolise the tequila fast
b0bo> but she can't consume massive amounts of beer like I can
vasudeva> b0bo: ok, so you want to start stacking the odds in your favor then?
vasudeva> fine
vasudeva> she has room to spare
vasudeva> i am not speaking on this topic any further
vasudeva> you will burn
vasudeva> -fin
b0bo> i'll have my game face on
vasudeva> bring spare ones
b0bo> if I am losing i'm puking on Ben
vasudeva> you won't realize you've lost until you're out
McGoatCheese> hospital rides for all
b0bo> aint blacked out since 1990'
vasudeva> it's going to be a good weekend for you
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kHz
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 448 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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7/14/2003 at 20:47 |
bobo... there is no fucking way you will win.. you are drinking bud.. that is not even beer. I am highly interested in this challenge and this is the first time I will be happy to vote for the woman to win. We need to do this in a bar atmosphere, I am not willing to scrub your puke spill off the floor so fukpants has room to dance around and your fatty head.
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BloodyBowels
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 265 Registered: 3/29/2003 Offline
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7/15/2003 at 00:14 |
I wonder if anyone cares what fuckpants thinks about this?
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard  SSHOLEPosts: 1877 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline
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7/15/2003 at 00:16 |
haha, good point. probably not. |
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MOMAD
That Weird Stain on the Ceiling  SSHOLEPosts: 449 Registered: 3/12/2002 Offline
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7/15/2003 at 01:05 |
All I need to say is that, though fukpants seems very cool, it would be a shame for this occasion to turn into an embarrassing ordeal of babysitting drunken obnoxious individuals. Having said that, I hope fukpants puts b0bo on the floor within an hour, so we can leave him there to be an embarrassing drunken individual on his own while we do things that rock - ie, dance on drunk bobo and draw gross things on his face for the bar proprietors to enjoy after all others have departed.
ps: hey fukpants: do the spikes tickle your colon? 
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HOBO
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7/15/2003 at 12:13 |
I used to drink "Bud" in High School. Now I drink fancy overpriced imports. NOBODY WRITES ON HOBO! I got written on once, the next night I spray painted the dude red.
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vasudeva
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7/15/2003 at 12:34 |
NOBODY WRITES ON HOBO! I got written on once, the next night I spray painted the dude red. I dunno, dude. I think perhaps yuo==rong. I think perhaps EVERYONE writes on b0b0.
For the record, this is the first time I have seen teh bobo interacting with the world with even a shred of dignity -- well, no, scratch that -- pride... and so, even if this ends in tears and bite-sized human kibble -- even if it kills him -- it was worth it. I love you, bobo. Your spirit is beautiful, like an ant hill in the Ozarks quietly living out a life of earnest industry for the good of the collective and then one day rising up still a little cold from dawn's dew into the pale glory of the morning sun and getting stomped on and set afire by small, ugly children who are perhaps later eaten by idle bears who weren't even hungry but just feeling a little peckish... but perhaps not?
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LilBabyPissmouth
AssQueen  SSHOLEPosts: 177 Registered: 7/10/2003 Offline
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7/15/2003 at 13:00 |
Bobo, I humbly accept your aforementioned challenge.
I would like to clarify the rules though, are we going BEER for BEER, SHOT for SHOT, or is this simply who will remain standing at the end of the night?
What if there is a draw; do we allow a vote on the biggest drunken fool of the night (which, by the way, may not even be one of us)?
P.S.
I promise not to let anyone write on you, and I will lovingly cushion your head with my own belongings to avoid the sticky mess prevalent on KHz's floor, err...I mean barroom floor.
The gauntlet has been thrown down and accepted, boy. |
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MOMAD
That Weird Stain on the Ceiling SSHOLEPosts: 449 Registered: 3/12/2002 Offline
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7/15/2003 at 13:47 |
It's gotta be beer for beer or shot for shot. No challenge would even resemble fairness if one party was sipping brews while the other was pounding shots. B0bo? Be assured that I will be toting my drunk face writing tool, and perhaps passing out others to the rest of the group as party favors. Babypissmouth? Your avatar is scary.
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HOBO
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7/15/2003 at 13:54 |
Momad be forewarned, if you write on me, I will spraypaint you gold except for your little pink bits. There I will tatoo a sign saying,"Condemned By The City Of Boston, Hazardous Waste Site"
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LilBabyPissmouth
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7/15/2003 at 15:43 |
Momad, you are absolutely correct, and why is it that H0b0 will not give a direct answer?
Fear?
SHOT for SHOT, I say.
And the only thing I request of you, Marf, is to hold my hair back if I puke (something I rarely do, but just in case).
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 5342 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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7/15/2003 at 15:59 |
Marf> ben, i recall you stating that if you ever met b0bo, you'd promptly sock him in the gut, and you "weren't kidding"
Marf> you gonna hold that one up?
sethie> for sure
lutefisk> marlene: we'll see
sethie> i might save it till h'es ready to puke from drunkness
lutefisk> tr00
lutefisk> he's gonna have a rough night, regardless
Marf> make sure i'm not in vomiting distance then
sethie> haha
lutefisk> kicking when he's down? debating
vasudeva> i can't figure out, though, friday or saturday for the big drinking challenge?
vasudeva> let's do it saturday
vasudeva> that way?
vasudeva> they both have had at least one night to get a little tolerant to the booze schedule
vasudeva> PLUS if they get hung over, it won't wreck teh event
Smart thoughts for stupid people! ^__^
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MOMAD
That Weird Stain on the Ceiling SSHOLEPosts: 449 Registered: 3/12/2002 Offline
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7/15/2003 at 19:24  |
I concur. I also conquer, but that's neither here nor there. What say we spice this thing up a little? I propose the BATTLE HAT. You liek this hat. Everyone writes down a type of liquor on a piece of paper, we make sure they're all different ones, and they go in the BATTLE HAT. After each round, we choose out of the BATTLE HAT a new booze for the next shot. That way each contestant at some point will be challenged to drink a liquor they usually wouldn't, giving them a higher risk of puking. For example, if b0bo had a bad jagermeister experience once and therefore doesn't like it, he will have suck it up and knock it down when Jager is pulled from teh BATTLE HAT. This idea might not apply if both of you are literally the "I'll drink anything" type, but it's still fun anyway to change up the drinks. Or maybe it isn't. I might be horribly wrong. Holla back.
BATTLE HAT!
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 5342 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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7/15/2003 at 19:46 |
Wow. I actually think this idea is great.
I'm already envisioning the first time we meet the love interest in Raiders of the Lost Ark, and she takes that big fat foreign dude and rocks his ass off so bad he has no motor control. Good god, it'll be just like that.
You're going down like a foreigner, b0b0.
NO TIME FO LOVE, DOCTAH JONES!
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MOMAD
That Weird Stain on the Ceiling SSHOLEPosts: 449 Registered: 3/12/2002 Offline
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7/15/2003 at 19:51 |
Fabulous. I shall make the BATTLE HAT and decorate it accordingly. You will all weep at the awesomeness of the BATTLE HAT!
WEEP, BITCHES!
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard SSHOLEPosts: 1877 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline
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7/15/2003 at 22:59 |
don't forget the picture of koll with a battleaxe!! |
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MOMAD
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7/16/2003 at 00:32 |
I have obtained the BATTLE HAT and am preparing it for its mission. Loser has to wear the hat. Trust me fukpants, you REALLY want to win this battle.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 5342 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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7/16/2003 at 01:08 |
Let's have a rule roundup.
The challenge, though it should kick off in earnest Saturday evening, really has to start Saturday morning. If, for example, b0b0 were to enjoy a beer or two with lunch, it wouldn't be fair for Lil Baby Pissmouth to not also drink a beer or two -- otherwise, she'd have the upper-hand with regard to daily consumption.
No liqueurs. Straight hard liquor and beer only.
No mixed shots. That's just cruel. Those things are puke magnets.
How about throwing up? If not done to excess, I think vomiting is no crime. The real metric of handling booze is being able to drink more, so I vote the competition ends not when someone pukes, but when someone is unable to finish a drink. This encompasses passing out, barring IVs. Obviously, anyone barfing simply as game strategy to dump alcohol from the system will have scorn and derision heaped on them by the attendees and will be considered by the Megarad populace as a whole to have thrown the competition and lost in great shame.
All events to be judged by a panel of judges, namely: those of us still capable of watching.
The Battel Hat will be given to the loser to wear when it is decided the l0ser has lost. He (or she, but nuh-unh) will wear the hat for the remainder of the evening. As the remainder of the evening will probably not include many moments of hat-wearability for b0b0... er, that is, for the l0ser, other punishments may be decided at or near lose-time by the aforementioned panel of judges.
So. Other rule ideas? Expansions? Clarifications? Mealy-mouthed hedging from b0bb0?
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LOki
Refusenik  SSHOLEPosts: 494 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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7/16/2003 at 18:10 |
Man, Something as cool sounding as a "Battle Hat" should be a trophy rather than a penalty ... shit - I might just join the fray in order to lose, so that I may win the honor of hearing "LOki gets the Battle HAT!!!!!!!!"
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Setsuna
Tender vittles  Posts: 1 Registered: 9/8/2003 Offline
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9/8/2003 at 22:51 |
Hey i'm new to this
Im glad youa re all havign fun getting drunk and whatnot, wish i could join you but looks like im a little far away form boston, if you know anyone by toledo ohio feel free to arrange something and ill be there...
I would really like to detroy my arch rivals computer, anyone know of something i can put on a disk that will upload and wreak havoc on it when she goes away for a few??? |
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 5342 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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9/8/2003 at 22:52 |
That sucks.
Try an Ebola culture!
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it.  SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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9/8/2003 at 22:55 |
Yep!
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justo
Tender vittles  Posts: 1 Registered: 9/9/2003 Offline
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9/9/2003 at 00:59 |
All right, this sounds like fun. But where? Post it kiddies, so that all can play. |
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gav13
Tender vittles  Posts: 27 Registered: 9/2/2003 Offline
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9/9/2003 at 15:23 |
That sucks.
Try an Ebola culture!
that ebola.exe still around eh!
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fl_projekt
I AM TEH FUKING FISHPUNCHAR. I WILL RAPE YOUR WOMEN AND CHILDREN AND PETS.  SSHOLEPosts: 452 Registered: 8/8/2003 Offline
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9/9/2003 at 15:37 |
funny, im actually tempted to take a ride up to boston this weekend.
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mudvayne_69_69_69
Pride of Canadia  Posts: 979 Registered: 6/19/2003 Offline
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9/10/2003 at 15:41 |
Hey Setsuna, you wanna fuck up someones PC, Check this out.
MUD |
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mudvayne_69_69_69
Pride of Canadia Posts: 979 Registered: 6/19/2003 Offline
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10/22/2003 at 15:52 |
i didle little kids
The above was a post by the FUCKER...sorry.
MUD
[Edited on 6/11/2003 by mudvayne_69_69_69] |
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