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queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
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And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
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Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
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Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
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BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
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M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
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MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
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Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
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Post watermelon head post haste.
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Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
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Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
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I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
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Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
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today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
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Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
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Ummm...
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The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
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There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
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One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
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queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
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http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
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Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
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I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
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I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
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Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
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How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
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hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
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Ahh. One of those.
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Not to my knowledge. Details please.
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That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
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Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
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Nov14 '02
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meep0t!
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UGh! Oh man, just... i mean.... UGH!!! Gross!
Nov14 '02
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vasudeva is a snickers bar meep for sure!
Nov14 '02
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You sneaky meeping fukrs. I hope you all choke on a bucket of half-digested maggots.
P.S., assholes. That looks nothing like me. Hope you had fun on NAMBLA.
Nov14 '02
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LOOK AT VASUDEVA SHOWIN' THE LOVE!!! Even to me, and I'm a FEMALE!! WEIRD!
Nov14 '02
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It all about love and candybars and love and candybars...
Nov14 '02
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and what he loves to do with candybars and older men
Nov14 '02
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and candybars
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and love and older men
Nov14 '02
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when vasudeva came to NY he was just the boy. As he retreats to Boston he is now the man.... in search of boys.
Nov14 '02
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Ok, you fukasses, very nice. Excellent orchestration. I am proud as the leader of the thieves' guild is proud.
However, that mushroom-headed dipmeep does NOT look like me. The fact that you think it does just confirms my suspicion you wouldn't recognize me if I fell out the sky and kicked you in yr stupid knecks.
Which I am now very interested in doing. Stay tuned.
Nov14 '02
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Awww, sounds like someone needs a candybar!
Nov14 '02
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Hmmm... The unversally heard response at the first sight of that picture -- VASUDEVA!
Nov15 '02
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Molested as a young man eh? explains alot.
Nov15 '02
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9 out of 10 dentists testify that this is STILL FUNNY.
Nov15 '02
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Haha.
This may turn out to be the Swarm's most-commented link, but it won't be the most read. It has no meep. If you guys had put meep on the NAMBLA meepet, it would have skyrocketed the click count. (thumbs down)
Nov15 '02
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I heard that ex-NAMBLA boys end up becoming loyal members as they mature. So, "MR" is just another NAMBLA recruiting site developed by Vasudeva, huh? Target-rich environment...it all makes sense now.
Nov15 '02
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"Target-rich environment." West Wing is a good show.
Nov19 '02
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This is still funny Hee Hee.
Nov19 '02
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It's still fuking funny.
Nov19 '02
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Let's see, is it still funny?
Nov19 '02
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Yep.
Nov19 '02
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i don't get it.
Nov20 '02
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Me neither. It may never have been funny. Only a cruel illusion of funny.
Nov20 '02
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Oh no, this is no illusion. This is funny.
Nov20 '02
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.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA OH I KILL ME, of course it's fukin funny.
Nov18 '04
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That is pretty meep funny. Give him a few spikes and it WILL be vas.
Nov18 '04
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... time travel ...
Nov23 '04
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wow, the comment dates went from wed nov 20 to thu nov 18. time travel indeed.
And yes, this is still funny.
Apr02 '05
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Its still funny
Jul30 '05
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I think its a meeping riot...NAMBLA fo that azz, no pun intended.
Ok, maybe a little pun.
Jul30 '05
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HA HA Vas was aNAMBLA boy toy. What does that make us?? meep.
Nov08 '05
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vas i never wouldve guessed. i am now shattered and torn. so what do you really look like?
Nov18 '05
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still funny
Nov19 '05
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'so what do you really look like?'
sort of like this, but with the hair standing up straighter
Nov19 '05
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i got children for sale
Nov19 '05
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Rentals are better...low maintainence.
Nov29 '05
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or you could always go for child labor (slavery) to do your bidding...
Apr14 '06
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[img=http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/5615/warhol20marylin20green9uo.jpg]
Apr14 '06
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[URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/5615/warhol20marylin20green9uo.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
Apr14 '06
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meep imageshack
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Apr14 '06
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woo hoo!!
Apr14 '06
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I appreciate your diligence, meep.
Apr14 '06
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thanks
Jul10 '06
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I am also commenting.
Aug22 '06
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I missed out :'(
Nambla anyone?
Jan24 '07
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still funny.
and,
VOTE for make benefit glorious OFFICIAL CLIPSWARM
Jan24 '07
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FUK someone stole the picture :(
Jan27 '07
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Vote for Official Clipswarm
Feb21 '07
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Vote for Official Clipswarm
PS: still funny
Apr01 '07
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Still Funny.
Sep20 '07
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Still funny.
Oct03 '07
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FTW: STILL BROKE.
Nov13 '08
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still funny
Dec30 '08
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Still broke but still funny.
For you those who don't get it - start here.
TIME TRAVEL
Dec30 '08
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^ meeping failure.
Oct10 '09
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Promoted to Hall of Fame
Jul22 '10
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If I choose to thank you both
Jul22 '10
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...then this queen-sized meepmeep is all yours, free.
Jul24 '10
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Still Funny
Jul24 '10
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I posit that this just gets better with age.
Jul29 '10
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This isn't funny any more.
J/k LOL, it's still funny.