• Swarmed by
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  • Mar25 '13
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Creepy masseur with magic fingers

Bonus mugshot included!

Decider: bobacus

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  • BeachGoat
  • Mar25 '13

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People paid to have this guy touch them?

Just, Wow. Given the economy, I find that so hard to believe.

  • JohnLenin
  • Mar25 '13

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How is this a story? Some woman claims a weird looking guy touched her inappropriately? Is there proof other than the guy is weird looking? I'm not defending the guy, but I'm a little disappointed that this is considered front-page material.

Should have just uploaded the picture and said "hey, look at this ugly guy."

  • MstrLance
  • Mar26 '13

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He confessed, so no proof is required.

It's front page news because hey, it's better than zug.

It's front page because there's only a few of us turds left, circling the bowl, waiting for the big flush.

  • JohnLenin
  • Mar26 '13

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Stop being turds and the cool kids will come to roost.

  • MstrLance
  • Mar26 '13

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The cool kids couldn't join if they wanted to. The sign-up routine is bork'd. We're dying by attrition.

Every time we meet up somewhere, we should talk smack about revitalizing Linkswarm and do nothing.
It could be our gimmick!

  • JohnLenin
  • Mar26 '13

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You could always start piratepotluck.net and start anew. Like a phoenix from the ashes and whatnot.

On second thought make it a .org so it seems classy and selfless.

With the popularity of geocaching, this might actually be an idea...

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StartRecor+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Sorry. That was me.
spankerchi+
Imma try and get out more before I start collecting my urine in jars...
JohnLenin
spankerchief you never visit
spankerchi+
Burnberry; The quest for hooch.
spankerchi+
Heading up to Greenville Friday. Anybody need anything while I'm there?
linkswarm
queue: New link: Dog Rapers...and They Share. Ick!
Pepper
And I refuse to punch anyone in their junk, especially on the date of his birth. ;)
Pepper
OMG. Vas and I share a birthday! Happy to you, Big Guy!!!
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Happy Birthday Vas.
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Just us chickens
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Anybody in here?
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I have the jaws+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Poor fellah. Did you+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Looks like Big Daddy+
BeachGoat
Haha! Wait until 60! He's so cute...
StartRecor+
punkass
JohnLenin
40? Jesus
HOBO
Today is the almighty Vasudeva's 40th birthday. If you see him today, punch him the meep ( I heard he likes that)
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MstrLance
on Wil Wheaton still isn't a meep: He played Wesley+
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middle_age+
My in-laws are dead. HIGH FIVE!
BeachGoat
Not happy with my in-laws.
BeachGoat
meepBuggery & Lies Breaking LoveStones like Powdered Cakes
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Message:You can't hide that kind of subtle meepery from ME.
MstrLance
Since Feb of '08, Sherlock.
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Pitcures?
sunny77
on u put pitcures here: 1d23d5bc0e794d11ab8fGcp.jpg
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on Spanky's Pic Place: http://alloverthegaf+
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BeachGoat
on Spanky's Pic Place: That is so cool!+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: The birth of Goat
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spankerchi+
meep yeah.
JohnLenin
nail ur landing m8
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He does do a pretty good job of nailing the landing, though.
JohnLenin
what an idiot
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http://www.liveleak.com/ll_embed?f=8d93bfca0cb5
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on Can We Call the U.S. a Police State Yet?: MORE THAN 6,500 SWAT+
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mundrah
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JohnLenin
aren't you supposed to be sober n meep?
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I've got that good kush and alcohol
linkswarm
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on Well, Mork's dead.: Yeah but raging+
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Alphagetti makes me bumpee
spankerchi+
Me alpha.
HOBO
on Well, Mork's dead.: Robin Williams+
sunny77
dnw
JohnLenin
watch your verbiage. That meep'll go right to their heads.
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