• Swarmed by
  • spod
  • Mar25 '13
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Creepy masseur with magic fingers

Bonus mugshot included!

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  • BeachGoat
  • Mar25 '13

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People paid to have this guy touch them?

Just, Wow. Given the economy, I find that so hard to believe.

  • JohnLenin
  • Mar25 '13

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How is this a story? Some woman claims a weird looking guy touched her inappropriately? Is there proof other than the guy is weird looking? I'm not defending the guy, but I'm a little disappointed that this is considered front-page material.

Should have just uploaded the picture and said "hey, look at this ugly guy."

  • MstrLance
  • Mar26 '13

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He confessed, so no proof is required.

It's front page news because hey, it's better than zug.

It's front page because there's only a few of us turds left, circling the bowl, waiting for the big flush.

  • JohnLenin
  • Mar26 '13

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Stop being turds and the cool kids will come to roost.

  • MstrLance
  • Mar26 '13

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The cool kids couldn't join if they wanted to. The sign-up routine is bork'd. We're dying by attrition.

Every time we meet up somewhere, we should talk smack about revitalizing Linkswarm and do nothing.
It could be our gimmick!

  • JohnLenin
  • Mar26 '13

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You could always start piratepotluck.net and start anew. Like a phoenix from the ashes and whatnot.

On second thought make it a .org so it seems classy and selfless.

With the popularity of geocaching, this might actually be an idea...

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