Can You Sneak an Entire Thanksgiving Feast into a Movie Theater?

Not convinced the world is about to end? We have proof. Two guys decided to stuff their pants full of Thanksgiving dinner and sneak it into a movie theater. See ya on judgment day.

Decider: LORDKAHUNA

BeachGoat

middle_age_man

spankerchief

HOBO

bobacus

LOki

dragonstaff

witty_screen_name

StartRecordingNow

MstrLance

shitbox

freakmachine

acheron

nurglets

pete56

LORDKAHUNA

  • BeachGoat
  • Dec05 '12

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Pepper will fill her purse with whiskey & mexican food. We'll buy sodas & tickets, but I don't eat popcorn, and they don't have beer.

So I was looking at this on my smartphone while urinating here at the airport. I started laughing so hard my body started shaking (as it does when I laugh this hard) that I accidentally peed on the guy standing next to me. The next thing I know I'm having my head slammed into the wall, my front teeth chipping on the urinal valve handle. As my legs buckled, I slammed my chin on the bottom portion of the urinal, severing the front half of my tongue which flopped into the urinal - it looked sort of like a sliced beet like you'd find in a salad I thought, just as the darkness closed in.

Dazed, I slowly lifted my face from the pool of blood and urine and fished the phone and front part of my tongue out of the bottom of the urinal. Now my phone doesn't work, I'm missing part of my tongue plus a tooth and a half, I have a tennis-ball sized lump on my forehead, the entire front of my dockers are wet with meep. I barely made the flight, but I'm trying to come up with a plausible story to tell the promotion committee I am supposed to meet with that DOES NOT include the fact that I was looking at ZUG.

How long was this in the queue?

I am sure that I voted on this before Thanksgiving.

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on Canadian Devil meep: I know what+
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on Canadian Devil meep: I believe his meep+
BeachGoat
on Canadian Devil meep: How much time a+
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on Canadian Devil meep: "Huge" is+
sunny77
spankerchi+
on Canadian Devil meep: Back in My day+
sunny77
lol!
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on Canadian Devil meep: Porn Halloween.
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JOURNAL: New shed build.
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lol!
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The canadian devil meep had meep on it. Anyone seen Wotak?
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It was the cops who called him back.
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I got one of those stupid scammers once- He actually gave me his phone number, so that I could call him back to be sure that he was genuine.
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HOBO
Linkswarm- your Number 1 source of meep meep imformation
sunny77
lol!
spankerchi+
Getting to call the "Windows" guy a greasy sand meeper was the highlight of my day :)
spankerchi+
That one was an automated voice. Totally takes the fun out of it, I must say.
spankerchi+
Also "Bank of America" to tell me my card has been deactivated.
spankerchi+
"Hello, I'm calling you from Windows." ... Really?
spankerchi+
Scammers got my cell number. Not very smart ones.
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on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: https://www.youtube.+
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on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: https://www.youtube.+
dragonstaf+
Feeding a male will usually do it.
BeachGoat
Got those goats apart! Outsmarted a horny animal (3) with food & savvy.
HOBO
TriBeCa grill night
MstrLance
iSore
HOBO
on Rest In Peace, meep meep: Poor meep
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BeachGoat
I can't imagine how humorous it must be to watch an old man trying to wrangle a goat while in shorts & a silly hat: film at 11pm.
BeachGoat
These are 120 pounders, and feral, and they don't want to be apart, so wish me luck.
BeachGoat
Must separate the boy & girl goats today; ready to start birthing.
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Soon...
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queue: New link: Stop and seize
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HOBO
I just meep a brick loaf. discuss amongst yourselves
MstrLance
Banalnarama
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Bewildered Beast?
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Grievous harmonics?
spankerchi+
Pony the meepmonkey?
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I like that one.
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The Insurgents
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MstrLance
Zombie meepmeep
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