Can You Sneak an Entire Thanksgiving Feast into a Movie Theater?

Not convinced the world is about to end? We have proof. Two guys decided to stuff their pants full of Thanksgiving dinner and sneak it into a movie theater. See ya on judgment day.

Decider: LORDKAHUNA

BeachGoat

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spankerchief

HOBO

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LOki

dragonstaff

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MstrLance

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pete56

LORDKAHUNA

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  • Dec05 '12

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Pepper will fill her purse with whiskey & mexican food. We'll buy sodas & tickets, but I don't eat popcorn, and they don't have beer.

So I was looking at this on my smartphone while urinating here at the airport. I started laughing so hard my body started shaking (as it does when I laugh this hard) that I accidentally peed on the guy standing next to me. The next thing I know I'm having my head slammed into the wall, my front teeth chipping on the urinal valve handle. As my legs buckled, I slammed my chin on the bottom portion of the urinal, severing the front half of my tongue which flopped into the urinal - it looked sort of like a sliced beet like you'd find in a salad I thought, just as the darkness closed in.

Dazed, I slowly lifted my face from the pool of blood and urine and fished the phone and front part of my tongue out of the bottom of the urinal. Now my phone doesn't work, I'm missing part of my tongue plus a tooth and a half, I have a tennis-ball sized lump on my forehead, the entire front of my dockers are wet with meep. I barely made the flight, but I'm trying to come up with a plausible story to tell the promotion committee I am supposed to meet with that DOES NOT include the fact that I was looking at ZUG.

How long was this in the queue?

I am sure that I voted on this before Thanksgiving.

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There is no justice. There is only Zool.
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oh go away with your christian summer camp meep meep YOU
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i saw that billy corgin lookalike at woolies again today. he looked strangely less wotakian as his head was stubbly
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Teh AssHawke!
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what dent said
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Pre-pirate Linkswarm was meeping awesome.
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The song remains the same.
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meep, Linkswarm still going on about Pirate stuff here.
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Pirates Be Good
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If this website were a pet...
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yip
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i was drunk
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meep off
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You assholes are going to force me to check into AOL aren't you...?
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You assholes are going to force me to check into myspace aren't you...?
sunny77
i've never seen them behave that way before
sunny77
one of those big blue tongue lizards was out on the patio, he kept looking at me and coming toward me like he was curious. anytime i moved he backed up, then he'd come toward me again
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also getting sick and meep tired of this star wars retardation
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i'm not responsible for anyone's actions
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See what you made me do, sunny? Hope you're proud.
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Whelp...PirateFest is ON fukkers.
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Fine.
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You assholes are going to force me to check into facebook aren't you...?
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die in meep, cursed is your soul William Hees...
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don't ask questions you already know the answer to
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You okay Goat?
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Death Darkness meep meep evil swirling vortex meep meep black end now. Period.
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Fart knocker
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everyone must Meep!
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yipping yips
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yip
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this is what i think of anytime this meep meep happens when i'm logged in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYZxrBpK2Uo
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make sense when you type
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meeping pile of meepish meep, meeping a meeping meep, meep.
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meep you sunshine
sunny77
you just keep telling yourself that
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meep!
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bunch of meeping meepers
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i don't remember posting any of this
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