Can You Sneak an Entire Thanksgiving Feast into a Movie Theater?

Not convinced the world is about to end? We have proof. Two guys decided to stuff their pants full of Thanksgiving dinner and sneak it into a movie theater. See ya on judgment day.

Decider: LORDKAHUNA

BeachGoat

middle_age_man

spankerchief

HOBO

bobacus

LOki

dragonstaff

witty_screen_name

StartRecordingNow

MstrLance

shitbox

freakmachine

acheron

nurglets

pete56

LORDKAHUNA

  • BeachGoat
  • Dec05 '12

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Pepper will fill her purse with whiskey & mexican food. We'll buy sodas & tickets, but I don't eat popcorn, and they don't have beer.

So I was looking at this on my smartphone while urinating here at the airport. I started laughing so hard my body started shaking (as it does when I laugh this hard) that I accidentally peed on the guy standing next to me. The next thing I know I'm having my head slammed into the wall, my front teeth chipping on the urinal valve handle. As my legs buckled, I slammed my chin on the bottom portion of the urinal, severing the front half of my tongue which flopped into the urinal - it looked sort of like a sliced beet like you'd find in a salad I thought, just as the darkness closed in.

Dazed, I slowly lifted my face from the pool of blood and urine and fished the phone and front part of my tongue out of the bottom of the urinal. Now my phone doesn't work, I'm missing part of my tongue plus a tooth and a half, I have a tennis-ball sized lump on my forehead, the entire front of my dockers are wet with meep. I barely made the flight, but I'm trying to come up with a plausible story to tell the promotion committee I am supposed to meet with that DOES NOT include the fact that I was looking at ZUG.

How long was this in the queue?

I am sure that I voted on this before Thanksgiving.

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middle_age+
Vegemite. It's so tasty, even a dog will eat it!
dragonstaf+
Yeah, dogs love the stuff. My neighbour makes a broth with it so her dog will eat his dry food.
spankerchi+
It's funny as meep, they WON'T LET UP!
spankerchi+
Now they're whining and going back and forth between me and the kitchen trying to Lassie me into making more.
spankerchi+
Had some Vegemite on toast and gave some to the dogs. Little fukkers went ballistic
spankerchi+
Had some Vegemite on toast and gave some to the dogs. Little fukkers went ballistic
HOBO
I don't wager on Feetsball
MstrLance
Yes. Care for a friendly wager?
HOBO
Is the super bowl this weekend?
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: By all means, post+
dragonstaf+
dragonstaf+
on Spanky's Pic Place: On another note, I+
dragonstaf+
on Spanky's Pic Place: The Vegemite is the+
meeproach
on Bitcoin has Failed: .. Barks the dog+
BigDinWaun+
on Bitcoin has Failed: Yugioh Obviously!
BigDinWaun+
on Bitcoin has Failed: Oh, and nothing+
BigDinWaun+
on Bitcoin has Failed: I bring the+
BeachGoat
She's a young girl plating in mud with a lizard. There are few things as pure and innocent as that. Not even a nipple, and just because you can't see her swimsuit, doesn't mean it isn't there, perv.
spankerchi+
Folks these days will believe the worst.
spankerchi+
I'd start putting a shirt on nature girl before taking any more pics, Goat.
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: I was getting some+
meeproach
on Bitcoin has Failed: [@BigDinWaunakee](ht+
BeachGoat
on Spanky's Pic Place: We have rain. It+
BigDinWaun+
on Bitcoin has Failed: QUOTE BULLmeep+
meeproach
meeproach
on Bitcoin has Failed: You guys always fall+
BigDinWaun+
Shkreli's a meeping Ponzi.
BigDinWaun+
on Bitcoin has Failed: Neck in neck with+
BigDinWaun+
Yeah, meepin good. Lenin lives, loves, and laughs again.
JohnLenin
but seriously. Everyone good?
JohnLenin
LOOK AT ME. I AM THE DECIDER NOW.
BeachGoat
Crapalicio+
dragonstaf+
JohnLenin
oh no this meep unstable piece of meep website what will we doooooooo?
StartRecor+
United Fruitcake Outlet
BigDinWaun+
It's built from a mix of Unobtanium and Instabilitum.
spankerchi+
Inquiring minds want to know
Crapalicio+
are we supposed to think you don't care?
Crapalicio+
@meep, why is your site so unstable?
dragonstaf+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Just stirring you+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Before you get too+
dragonstaf+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Sorry about the Suzi+
spankerchi+
And for the nth time, I'm asking "That fukker was still LIVING?!!"
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Not worried. Title+
BeachGoat
Fish Dead...
HOBO
Abe Vigoda is ded yet Linkswarm lives
meeproach
Abe Vigoda is finally dead. http://www.abevigoda.com/
dragonstaf+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Oh, and if the+
dragonstaf+
on Spanky's Pic Place: You would buy a+
dragonstaf+
on Spanky's Pic Place: You would buy a+
spankerchi+
Heh.
spankerchi+
Too drunk to diction.
spankerchi+
"Usefully annoying"?
spankerchi+
"Pleasantly Annoying" isn't an oxymoron if you're a maintenance guy at heart.
spankerchi+
Got the instruments mounted firmly and the gauge lights work now.
spankerchi+
Day 1 of working on that bike.
Crapalicio+
what just happened?
JohnLenin
dongs.
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Crushed rubber+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Didn't take long to+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Well...I WAS looking+
meeproach
on David Bowie-DED: Sandwiches? I'm+
LOki
on David Bowie-DED: It's OK. Sandwiches+
HOBO
on David Bowie-DED: Much sadness
LOki
on David Bowie-DED: Don't deny your+
BigDinWaun+
Ross Ulbricht likes prison meat
StartRecor+
Ice ice baby
meeproach
Bigmeepwannabe: When bitcoin is dead you can call it a fad. Let me know when the shadow economy has gone "boom", tool.
BigDinWaun+
on David Bowie-DED: No, I love Bitcoin.+
spankerchi+
on David Bowie-DED: The Goblin King's+
meeproach
on David Bowie-DED: ^ for that to+
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