Can You Sneak an Entire Thanksgiving Feast into a Movie Theater?

Not convinced the world is about to end? We have proof. Two guys decided to stuff their pants full of Thanksgiving dinner and sneak it into a movie theater. See ya on judgment day.

Decider: LORDKAHUNA

BeachGoat

middle_age_man

spankerchief

HOBO

bobacus

LOki

dragonstaff

witty_screen_name

StartRecordingNow

MstrLance

shitbox

freakmachine

acheron

nurglets

pete56

LORDKAHUNA

  • BeachGoat
  • Dec05 '12

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Pepper will fill her purse with whiskey & mexican food. We'll buy sodas & tickets, but I don't eat popcorn, and they don't have beer.

So I was looking at this on my smartphone while urinating here at the airport. I started laughing so hard my body started shaking (as it does when I laugh this hard) that I accidentally peed on the guy standing next to me. The next thing I know I'm having my head slammed into the wall, my front teeth chipping on the urinal valve handle. As my legs buckled, I slammed my chin on the bottom portion of the urinal, severing the front half of my tongue which flopped into the urinal - it looked sort of like a sliced beet like you'd find in a salad I thought, just as the darkness closed in.

Dazed, I slowly lifted my face from the pool of blood and urine and fished the phone and front part of my tongue out of the bottom of the urinal. Now my phone doesn't work, I'm missing part of my tongue plus a tooth and a half, I have a tennis-ball sized lump on my forehead, the entire front of my dockers are wet with meep. I barely made the flight, but I'm trying to come up with a plausible story to tell the promotion committee I am supposed to meet with that DOES NOT include the fact that I was looking at ZUG.

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linkswarm
queue: New link: Inside the haunted prison of The Shawshank Redemption
Pepper
meep meep meep a duck. I am ready to slay this nasty dragon. Messing with our lives is NOT okay.
linkswarm
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BeachGoat
Time for him to move.
BeachGoat
Day six since he blew up. No call, no sign. All his meep is still here, and we have a "better" renter.
spankerchi+
You guys have the same luck with renters that I have with foster kids.
Pepper
Unfortunately, I need 2 hands to wield the mallet and one to trigger the Nerf bullets. Guess I'd better grow a third hand, really quick.
Pepper
I'm pissed at the world, so I'm loading up my Nerf gun.
linkswarm
queue: New link: In Soviet Russia, Charlene meeps YOU.
Pepper
My Spanky mallet will not leave my hand until our meeped-up renter is gone.
linkswarm
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sunny77
...by yourself in a closet
spankerchi+
Rewatching 12 angry men tonight.
linkswarm
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sunny77
this ebonic plague has got to stop!
MstrLance
...the current state of American jurisprudence, for instance.
StartRecor+
you should object to something
MstrLance
(insert "hung jury" joke here)
MstrLance
If the glove don't fit, you must acquit.
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Taintin' yer poolz.
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I'm all up in the jury box.
MstrLance
on u put pitcures here: XxIsvKb.jpg
StartRecor+
why do i think of the family thanksgiving dinner every time I see "drunken pig fights cow?"
LOki
http://bitcointradedesk.com/?p=2151
HOBO
Oh Goat!
BeachGoat
It's fun to be the dirty old man hanging out in parks with a 5 year old girl, and have an excuse.
BeachGoat
I leik being Grandpa
HOBO
Fudge
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LOki
http://theworstthingsforsale.com/2014/09/01/bitcoin-for-kids/
LOki
http://bitcointradedesk.com/?p=2058
sunny77
on New shed build.: i know what you+
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on New shed build.: Oh, don't get me+
sunny77
on New shed build.: i don't mind them+
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on New shed build.: [@sunny77](http://ww+
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on New shed build.: i saw one of+
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on New shed build.: [shudder]Went to+
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on New shed build.: I have had a+
linkswarm
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on u put pitcures here: 5166_soil_halloween.jpg
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i lol'd
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Suffer in silence. ...unless it's funny, of course.
spankerchi+
on Dead Not Dead Very Dead Dying: Somebody has to be+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Hmmm, I have a+
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sunny77
on Canadian Devil meep: ...and the+
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on Canadian Devil meep: beachgoat999E3o.jpg
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on Canadian Devil meep: haha, i love it+
HOBO
meep meep meep
StartRecor+
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StartRecor+
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linkswarm
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Dumbskull
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