Can You Sneak an Entire Thanksgiving Feast into a Movie Theater?

Not convinced the world is about to end? We have proof. Two guys decided to stuff their pants full of Thanksgiving dinner and sneak it into a movie theater. See ya on judgment day.

Decider: LORDKAHUNA

BeachGoat

middle_age_man

spankerchief

HOBO

bobacus

LOki

dragonstaff

witty_screen_name

StartRecordingNow

MstrLance

shitbox

freakmachine

acheron

nurglets

pete56

LORDKAHUNA

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  • Dec05 '12

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Pepper will fill her purse with whiskey & mexican food. We'll buy sodas & tickets, but I don't eat popcorn, and they don't have beer.

So I was looking at this on my smartphone while urinating here at the airport. I started laughing so hard my body started shaking (as it does when I laugh this hard) that I accidentally peed on the guy standing next to me. The next thing I know I'm having my head slammed into the wall, my front teeth chipping on the urinal valve handle. As my legs buckled, I slammed my chin on the bottom portion of the urinal, severing the front half of my tongue which flopped into the urinal - it looked sort of like a sliced beet like you'd find in a salad I thought, just as the darkness closed in.

Dazed, I slowly lifted my face from the pool of blood and urine and fished the phone and front part of my tongue out of the bottom of the urinal. Now my phone doesn't work, I'm missing part of my tongue plus a tooth and a half, I have a tennis-ball sized lump on my forehead, the entire front of my dockers are wet with meep. I barely made the flight, but I'm trying to come up with a plausible story to tell the promotion committee I am supposed to meet with that DOES NOT include the fact that I was looking at ZUG.

How long was this in the queue?

I am sure that I voted on this before Thanksgiving.

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i don't remember posting any of this
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hurry along to the bedroom, next to the left-hand suitcase is my most loved guitar
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Thanks, Goat. What a long strange trip it's been.
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Oh, and Hi, there, meep-O.
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meep-tastic meepballs of meep meepting meep, meep meeped an already meepty day.
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But I DID make it much, much shorter.
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I didn't make his day any better.
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This morning I met a pitt mix on the road who was having a bad day.
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meep your meeping meeps, meepers
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immediately dismissed it as some trolling meep
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also i got upset today at woolies i saw someone who looked like billy corgin stocking the produce aisle
sunny77
it wasn't ever an offer. no matter how many times you kick a chihuahua, its still dumb enough to come back and meep on your feet
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i think your first offer was better
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I love you guys <3
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you're right. it can be misinterpreted by esl retards. maybe "burn in meep" or "castrate yourself" would be more effective
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I've been assuming those were offers.
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i've been sayin that for years
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meep you guys
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okcupid and meepmatch are not how i want to experience the entire spectrum of human emotion, so i don't
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i KNOW
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Ya think?
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lets talk about how linkswarm is made up bullmeep
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no, we aren't
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We're having meep, 'cause I'm stronger than you.
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Roses are red, violets are blue...
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Maybe a poem will cheer you up.
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i have a disregard for all holidays. its the same meep every year
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Happy Bday sunny. Here's hoping your vaginal irritation is moderate on this wonderful Valentine's Day weekend. Here's hoping your ever-present vaginal irritation is moderate to mild this fine Valentines Day weekend!
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mine's not detachable so i wont die though
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we bees tend to have our stingers out most of the time
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thank you dent :)
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and meep everyone else
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Habby Bday Sunny
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Those bees are vicious little kamikazi meeps.
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I don't want to have to resort to effing up the lines on my bike by adding a windshield, but meep it, I swear the FIRST goddamned day it was warm enough to ride, the farmers all decided to put out all their bee boxes.
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