Can You Sneak an Entire Thanksgiving Feast into a Movie Theater?

Not convinced the world is about to end? We have proof. Two guys decided to stuff their pants full of Thanksgiving dinner and sneak it into a movie theater. See ya on judgment day.

Decider: LORDKAHUNA

BeachGoat

middle_age_man

spankerchief

HOBO

bobacus

LOki

dragonstaff

witty_screen_name

StartRecordingNow

MstrLance

shitbox

freakmachine

acheron

nurglets

pete56

LORDKAHUNA

  • BeachGoat
  • Dec05 '12

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Pepper will fill her purse with whiskey & mexican food. We'll buy sodas & tickets, but I don't eat popcorn, and they don't have beer.

So I was looking at this on my smartphone while urinating here at the airport. I started laughing so hard my body started shaking (as it does when I laugh this hard) that I accidentally peed on the guy standing next to me. The next thing I know I'm having my head slammed into the wall, my front teeth chipping on the urinal valve handle. As my legs buckled, I slammed my chin on the bottom portion of the urinal, severing the front half of my tongue which flopped into the urinal - it looked sort of like a sliced beet like you'd find in a salad I thought, just as the darkness closed in.

Dazed, I slowly lifted my face from the pool of blood and urine and fished the phone and front part of my tongue out of the bottom of the urinal. Now my phone doesn't work, I'm missing part of my tongue plus a tooth and a half, I have a tennis-ball sized lump on my forehead, the entire front of my dockers are wet with meep. I barely made the flight, but I'm trying to come up with a plausible story to tell the promotion committee I am supposed to meet with that DOES NOT include the fact that I was looking at ZUG.

How long was this in the queue?

I am sure that I voted on this before Thanksgiving.

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BeachGoat
I am a bit bunged up today, but will live. I've been injured before, no doubt it will happen again.
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HOBO
on People Defecating on Trains: **Popes defecating+
HOBO
Which one of you meepers ran down beachgoat with your car while he was rifing his bike? meeps!
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on Those Times: Also: meep.
BeachGoat
Beach Day with Grandcritter. Nothing better.
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sunny77
yup
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Hey Sunny- Still in Queensland?
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on Those Times: no we cannot+
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JOURNAL: Those Times
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amazed this place is still around
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But seriously: How do you hide an erection in these things?
spankerchi+
Bought some boxers a few days ago. Being a life-long briefs guy, I was forced to make the change after discovering what horrors the elastic in the leg wreak on my tender white nethers while riding more than an hour or two.
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on People Defecating on Trains: Coiled up and+
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BeachGoat
on Fidel (Show name - Darryl Lummox): You still got your+
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on Fidel (Show name - Darryl Lummox): Pets are so much+
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on Fidel (Show name - Darryl Lummox): I would meeping kill+
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on Fidel (Show name - Darryl Lummox): What? Reddit loves+
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JohnLenin
on Fidel (Show name - Darryl Lummox): [@StartRecordingNow]+
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on Fidel (Show name - Darryl Lummox): What a wonderful+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Spank, I do 20-odd+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I wonder...?
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