Can You Sneak an Entire Thanksgiving Feast into a Movie Theater?

Not convinced the world is about to end? We have proof. Two guys decided to stuff their pants full of Thanksgiving dinner and sneak it into a movie theater. See ya on judgment day.

Decider: LORDKAHUNA

BeachGoat

middle_age_man

spankerchief

HOBO

bobacus

LOki

dragonstaff

witty_screen_name

StartRecordingNow

MstrLance

shitbox

freakmachine

acheron

nurglets

pete56

LORDKAHUNA

  • BeachGoat
  • Dec05 '12

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Pepper will fill her purse with whiskey & mexican food. We'll buy sodas & tickets, but I don't eat popcorn, and they don't have beer.

So I was looking at this on my smartphone while urinating here at the airport. I started laughing so hard my body started shaking (as it does when I laugh this hard) that I accidentally peed on the guy standing next to me. The next thing I know I'm having my head slammed into the wall, my front teeth chipping on the urinal valve handle. As my legs buckled, I slammed my chin on the bottom portion of the urinal, severing the front half of my tongue which flopped into the urinal - it looked sort of like a sliced beet like you'd find in a salad I thought, just as the darkness closed in.

Dazed, I slowly lifted my face from the pool of blood and urine and fished the phone and front part of my tongue out of the bottom of the urinal. Now my phone doesn't work, I'm missing part of my tongue plus a tooth and a half, I have a tennis-ball sized lump on my forehead, the entire front of my dockers are wet with meep. I barely made the flight, but I'm trying to come up with a plausible story to tell the promotion committee I am supposed to meet with that DOES NOT include the fact that I was looking at ZUG.

How long was this in the queue?

I am sure that I voted on this before Thanksgiving.

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and heroin lest we forget.
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What about food and clothing since birth?
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meep it
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