Can You Sneak an Entire Thanksgiving Feast into a Movie Theater?

Not convinced the world is about to end? We have proof. Two guys decided to stuff their pants full of Thanksgiving dinner and sneak it into a movie theater. See ya on judgment day.

Decider: LORDKAHUNA

BeachGoat

middle_age_man

spankerchief

HOBO

bobacus

LOki

dragonstaff

witty_screen_name

StartRecordingNow

MstrLance

shitbox

freakmachine

acheron

nurglets

pete56

LORDKAHUNA

  • BeachGoat
  • Dec05 '12

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Pepper will fill her purse with whiskey & mexican food. We'll buy sodas & tickets, but I don't eat popcorn, and they don't have beer.

So I was looking at this on my smartphone while urinating here at the airport. I started laughing so hard my body started shaking (as it does when I laugh this hard) that I accidentally peed on the guy standing next to me. The next thing I know I'm having my head slammed into the wall, my front teeth chipping on the urinal valve handle. As my legs buckled, I slammed my chin on the bottom portion of the urinal, severing the front half of my tongue which flopped into the urinal - it looked sort of like a sliced beet like you'd find in a salad I thought, just as the darkness closed in.

Dazed, I slowly lifted my face from the pool of blood and urine and fished the phone and front part of my tongue out of the bottom of the urinal. Now my phone doesn't work, I'm missing part of my tongue plus a tooth and a half, I have a tennis-ball sized lump on my forehead, the entire front of my dockers are wet with meep. I barely made the flight, but I'm trying to come up with a plausible story to tell the promotion committee I am supposed to meet with that DOES NOT include the fact that I was looking at ZUG.

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I am sure that I voted on this before Thanksgiving.

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meeping sweetcorn- you eat it, chewit, crush each kernel into paste, and two days later you meep it out looking like it was just scraped off the cob.
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on Chef killed by decapitated cobra.: He won't do that+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Sorry. That was me.
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Imma try and get out more before I start collecting my urine in jars...
JohnLenin
spankerchief you never visit
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Burnberry; The quest for hooch.
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Heading up to Greenville Friday. Anybody need anything while I'm there?
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And I refuse to punch anyone in their junk, especially on the date of his birth. ;)
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OMG. Vas and I share a birthday! Happy to you, Big Guy!!!
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Happy Birthday Vas.
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Just us chickens
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Anybody in here?
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I have the jaws+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Poor fellah. Did you+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Looks like Big Daddy+
BeachGoat
Haha! Wait until 60! He's so cute...
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JohnLenin
40? Jesus
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Today is the almighty Vasudeva's 40th birthday. If you see him today, punch him the meep ( I heard he likes that)
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on Wil Wheaton still isn't a meep: He played Wesley+
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My in-laws are dead. HIGH FIVE!
BeachGoat
Not happy with my in-laws.
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meepBuggery & Lies Breaking LoveStones like Powdered Cakes
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Message:You can't hide that kind of subtle meepery from ME.
MstrLance
Since Feb of '08, Sherlock.
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Pitcures?
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on u put pitcures here: 1d23d5bc0e794d11ab8fGcp.jpg
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on Spanky's Pic Place: http://alloverthegaf+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: That is so cool!+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: The birth of Goat
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spankerchi+
meep yeah.
JohnLenin
nail ur landing m8
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He does do a pretty good job of nailing the landing, though.
JohnLenin
what an idiot
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http://www.liveleak.com/ll_embed?f=8d93bfca0cb5
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queue: New link: Kiddie's book about armed parenthood
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mundrah
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JohnLenin
aren't you supposed to be sober n meep?
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on The Rise of the Phoenix: I have to admit+
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meepbox
I've got that good kush and alcohol
linkswarm
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