Can You Sneak an Entire Thanksgiving Feast into a Movie Theater?

Not convinced the world is about to end? We have proof. Two guys decided to stuff their pants full of Thanksgiving dinner and sneak it into a movie theater. See ya on judgment day.

Decider: LORDKAHUNA

BeachGoat

middle_age_man

spankerchief

HOBO

bobacus

LOki

dragonstaff

witty_screen_name

StartRecordingNow

MstrLance

shitbox

freakmachine

acheron

nurglets

pete56

LORDKAHUNA

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Pepper will fill her purse with whiskey & mexican food. We'll buy sodas & tickets, but I don't eat popcorn, and they don't have beer.

So I was looking at this on my smartphone while urinating here at the airport. I started laughing so hard my body started shaking (as it does when I laugh this hard) that I accidentally peed on the guy standing next to me. The next thing I know I'm having my head slammed into the wall, my front teeth chipping on the urinal valve handle. As my legs buckled, I slammed my chin on the bottom portion of the urinal, severing the front half of my tongue which flopped into the urinal - it looked sort of like a sliced beet like you'd find in a salad I thought, just as the darkness closed in.

Dazed, I slowly lifted my face from the pool of blood and urine and fished the phone and front part of my tongue out of the bottom of the urinal. Now my phone doesn't work, I'm missing part of my tongue plus a tooth and a half, I have a tennis-ball sized lump on my forehead, the entire front of my dockers are wet with meep. I barely made the flight, but I'm trying to come up with a plausible story to tell the promotion committee I am supposed to meet with that DOES NOT include the fact that I was looking at ZUG.

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I am sure that I voted on this before Thanksgiving.

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BeachGoat
MstrLance
The shoutbox could be a script, if we ever wanted to reenact the shoutbox.
spankerchi+
Linkswarm must live.
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While you're at it,fix the camphone thread stuff..kthx
Heather
Where is this LS script?
middle_age+
If a person can 'literally- step on a nail, is it safe to say that one could metaphorically step on a nail?
LOki
@ JohnLenin: Dog jamming. LOL.
spod
The Soul Rapers, great band!
bobacus
I knew I could get a rise out of you.
spankerchi+
Actually; I kinda DO.
MstrLance
You'll all sleep better knowing that JL is silently watching.
JohnLenin
I never bailed. I'm always lurking. Hard to chime in on the Dad-Bro circle. And if you compare me to dagwood again I'll rape your soul.
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bobacus
meep you JL. You bailed.You're just like Dagwood.
bobacus
By a state or two.
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Hey Bobacus, sound off if the twister missed you.
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JohnLenin
I'd like to cash in all of my unused textwar credits to ban everyone from this webbed establishment
spankerchi+
textwarred tesco until 2013-05-27 22:12:35
tesco
on Why Is It So Hard To Quit Smoking?: Next they will want+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Adios Ray Manzarek
bobacus
It was his rock hall acceptance speech. Its seemingly only on HBO.
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Link?
bobacus
I want to give the award for the best speech, ever, to Alex Lifeson. I think he found Ozzy's dealer.
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queue: New link: French theme park with giant mechanical animals
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Context is everything. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaGKxAgCguU
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
meepbox
RIP http://www.lolserver.net/ like 6 months ago. :(
BeachGoat
on Why Is It So Hard To Quit Smoking?: We calculated the+
dragonstaf+
Bob Welch is DED by a shot to his own chest.
linkswarm
queue: New link: meep Trickle is Ded by a shot to his own head.
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linkswarm
queue: New link: Instagram blunder helps ID alleged thief
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on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: Oh, DO tell us+
tesco
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on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: Spankerchief. I am+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bakersfield police beat suspect to death, then seize cell phones of witnesses.(Alledgedly erasing one video)
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MstrLance
We called them meep Floss.
BeachGoat
We called them Wrist Rockets in my day
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i got me one of them thongs. i'll post a pic later.
HOBO
http://www.cafepress.com/+classic_thong,5384613
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queue: New link: World's Largest Rubber Duckie Assassinated
linkswarm
queue: New link: Depression Part Two
linkswarm
queue: New link: Tried To Have meep With Hornet's Nest - Death
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queue: New link: Interview With Charlie Watts
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