Face Retirement

What might you look like in 30 years?

Decider: LORDKAHUNA

nurglets

BeachGoat

bobacus

HOBO

freakmachine

LOki

dragonstaff

middle_age_man

spankerchief

witty_screen_name

MstrLance

shitbox

acheron

pete56

LORDKAHUNA

  • BeachGoat
  • Dec05 '12

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I'll be dead ten or more years.

did it show you a coffin or an urn?

Oddly, It showed him a small, claw-marked dirt mound near a mountain lion den.

Is there a prize for longest time on the AQ?

cause this link would be a shoe-in.

for the prize

how about a COBWEB achievement?

that would work.

i think this one is for the record books.

and i mean book in the more figurative sense.

not an actual "book" per se.

because its probably really some ones and zeros

and now that i think about it - its really only ones and zeroes in the representative sense.

is there an achievement for the most comments on an as-yet to be approved or non-approved ink?

Maybe a pre-come link. I think i have an idea about what the icon might look like,

its a meep.

with a glistening tip

what about an achievement for the most consecutive comments without interruption?

I KNOW id have that one in the bag.

not so sure about what the icon would be.

I'll get back to you on that.

does the italic meepon work?this is the test

yep. worked fine. I wish the add a picture meepon worked so well.

is there a name for when your meep itches? Not just an meep-itch, but the tickle that you (ok, I) sometimes get and must reach for the scratchiest paper rtowel that will scratch that sucker without making your fingers smell like meep for the rest of the day? That itch have a name? drives me meeping crazy. You cant always reach down he back of your drawer with a scratchy paper towel. Civilized society frowns on that.

maybe its cool in oklahoma.

Will the sheer volume of comments subconsciously get one or two of you to upvote of will the string be forever relegated to the bowels of the AQ?

cause when you look at the AQ now, its like whoa - 26 comments. that's got to be some link.

oops. 27.

when i originally swarmed this I thought that perhaps folks here would post their pictures 30- years in the future. It would have been kindof fun

but apathy killed it. Or maybe it was a stupid idea from the beginning.

I'd entertain that possibility.

im done.

or maybe not.

you'll have to wait to find out.

but probably not very long.

this is the most fun I've had on linkswarm since Wotak did that thing.

Kinda says something, doesn't it?

  • HOBO
  • Jan04 '13

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You sucks at the intraweb

Hey, anonymous person! Log in and comment.
Pepper
I am a meep. Getting old sucks.
StartRecor+
on The Rise of the Phoenix: great job!
sunny77
linkswarm jumped the shark long ago but i'm not going to discourage certain swimmers from flailing about
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on The Rise of the Phoenix: This project is+
sunny77
HAHAHA
HOBO
Ocelot
linkswarm
queue: New link: Whale Poops on Divers
StartRecor+
Jesus loves you anyway
meepbox
meep the world, meep a meep, meep these haters, get rich.
linkswarm
queue: New link: WE NEED TO REGULATE CARS THE WAY WE REGULATE GUNS
LOki
DS? sunny? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83ynTVMxPlQ
LOki
LULZ1
sunny77
linkswarm.com: where the non-elite make passive aggressive comments towards the financially stable
sunny77
yeah. its called the fbi
BeachGoat
Hoarders, not Swarmers. Although I am both.
BeachGoat
Isn't there a point that they can just burn them out like a leper pit?
sunny77
linkswarm.com: all time low
middle_age+
Hoarders : Buried Alive. Celebrity Edition. Mark my words.
BeachGoat
Thick Black Beer.
StartRecor+
Blaspheme! No Zin? No Cab? No Bordeaux?
sunny77
meeping rude
spankerchi+
So sayeth THE LORD.
spankerchi+
...then there will be two minutes of rest before laying into the divine body with a nice salad and maybe some garlic bread.
spankerchi+
...at which point though shalt add 2 tbspns of holy meeper and flip/marinade Him for another two minutes...
spankerchi+
...pan-fried (after the oil in the skillet starts to smoke a little) for 6 minutes, flipping the almighty every minute for a good initial caramelization...
spankerchi+
god is a well-marbled ribeye generously coated with salt and cracked pepper...
StartRecor+
Blessed is the man who remains steadfast under trial, for when he has stood the test he will receive the crown of life, which God has promised to those who love him.
HOBO
The meep has been slung
linkswarm
queue: New link: World Leaders On The Loo
sunny77
no
StartRecor+
Hi. Can I talk with you for a few minutes about Jesus Christ?
linkswarm
queue: New link: Serial Killer Cop Jailed For Murdering 22 Women
sunny77
bye
BeachGoat
Monkey meepskin walrus snot. I've had enough today.
BeachGoat
Pig loses to Thor on a Goat
meepbox
FTWORLD
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on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
BeachGoat
Wait until you're an old man, Sunnypie
linkswarm
queue: New link: There is more to Fight Club than meets the eye.
sunny77
you meep freaks
spankerchi+
Also waiting for test results from le heart exam and bloodwork.
spankerchi+
Gonna have to take a raincheck Goat. I'm still sick from spending all of Christmas and New-Year's in a house with no heat.
BeachGoat
As long as I can steam crab legs and melt meeper, I can find the scampi.
middle_age+
Too bad about steak and meep day.
BeachGoat
I wish it was. That's about all the action I'm getting in these senior years.
StartRecor+
Is "pet a baby goat" a euphemism?
sunny77
on Shouldn't have bought that PS4: you aren't meant to+
BeachGoat
You can still come pet a baby goat, Spanky. They went from kitten to terrier, but they're still cuteness therapy.
meepbox
on Shouldn't have bought that PS4: I don't understand.
sunny77
(:
spankerchi+
Ahh, THAT'S what I like about you sunny77; that was an emo chick move I just pulled. (meeping and not giving any details) Irritating, innit?
sunny77
on u put pitcures here: ![](http://fc08.devi+
sunny77
someone call the wambulance
spankerchi+
Not HORRIBLE.(Nobody's dead) But pretty fukkin BAD.
spankerchi+
This week was BAD.
sunny77
someone, somewhere is playing the worlds most imaginary violin
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: So is this thred+
sunny77
sunny77
misdirected rage/jealousy
dragonstaf+
So how did Lance manage to meep this meepwit off?
Vortex
enough for you four, may existance provide one. So mote it be, merry merry meep off and never meet again,
Vortex
and may karl, kyle, and kylene go with you to be cursed for all time by the heads of every spiriutal and religious tradition ever, may all meep on your collecticve graves, be they at 930 Bartlett street Chico Ca USA or elsewear - hades has no meep deep
HOBO
It was Wotak
sunny77
it appears someone's been rummaging about my inbox again
meeproach
fresh batteries!
Vortex
Hey meepyourface Bin Laden, I mean William Hees - MSTRBATOR LANCE< GOTO meep, Goodday, goodnight, and choke on the balarney stone while your at it,
HOBO
My head feels like it was skull meeped. Too much tequila
sunny77
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: meeping imagine all+
sunny77
on Ayn Rand Reviews Childrens' Movies: https://www.youtube.+
sunny77
meep
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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