'Pregnancy Begins 2 Weeks Before Conception' Now The Law In Arizona
Wow, so does this mean that every woman who has her period without fertilizing her eggs is now breaking the law?
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on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: meeping mods, man.
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You wish your meep was ripping
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on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: tesco: Math is not+
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I'd settle for a hoverboard. -With optional Dogjammer.
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IT'S 2013. Where the meep is the jetpack I was promised?!
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JOURNAL: My man , Skanky.
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LOki
also, dog jamming
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LINK: Adios Ray Manzarek
Heather
(my meep)
JohnLenin
But the voice will be muffled on account of the fact that it's all the way inside a meep
JohnLenin
I'm putting you in the sequel as a talking catheter
JohnLenin
I will not be silenced
bobacus
oh shut up.
JohnLenin
Also, if dog jamming is my legacy then I will die happy
JohnLenin
fade out
JohnLenin
A bunch of meeping twats are sitting around sipping tea and making sure that one another is doing well and still in the room
JohnLenin
INT. SOME PLACE WITH MIDDLE AGED DUDES - EVENING
JohnLenin
also, the shoutbox would make a meep awful script.
JohnLenin
I didn't save the link to the script. Will have to reupload. unless someone from irc has it still.
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The shoutbox could be a script, if we ever wanted to reenact the shoutbox.
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Linkswarm must live.
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While you're at it,fix the camphone thread stuff..kthx
Heather
Where is this LS script?
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middle_age+
If a person can 'literally- step on a nail, is it safe to say that one could metaphorically step on a nail?
LOki
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LOki
@ JohnLenin: Dog jamming. LOL.
spod
The Soul Rapers, great band!
bobacus
I knew I could get a rise out of you.
LOki
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Actually; I kinda DO.
MstrLance
You'll all sleep better knowing that JL is silently watching.
JohnLenin
I never bailed. I'm always lurking. Hard to chime in on the Dad-Bro circle. And if you compare me to dagwood again I'll rape your soul.
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bobacus
meep you JL. You bailed.You're just like Dagwood.
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By a state or two.
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Hey Bobacus, sound off if the twister missed you.
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I'd like to cash in all of my unused textwar credits to ban everyone from this webbed establishment
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textwarred tesco until 2013-05-27 22:12:35
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It was his rock hall acceptance speech. Its seemingly only on HBO.
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Link?
bobacus
I want to give the award for the best speech, ever, to Alex Lifeson. I think he found Ozzy's dealer.
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LINK: Depression Part Two
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Context is everything. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaGKxAgCguU
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Now does this mean I'm a Father before the Erection?
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This puts Arizona women in the unique position of being constantly pregnant.
When they get their period (which would normally assure them that they're not pregnant)
they must instead assume that they are pregnant and live their lives accordingly.
They must do this until their next period when they start over again.
Now if they could just pass legislation to keep them barefoot and in the kitchen.
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Hoax.
Please?
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If we have the right to snuff our kids, it should extend to age 18.
That way there would be time to figure out if it was going to amount to anything.
Or, maybe even until they leave home. That would save a lot of parents the trauma of dealing with a lazy bum hanging around into his 20's.
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And save us from having to put up with idiots like you on the internets.
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Does it also follow that rapists are gonna be arrested at least a week before the fact?
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I wonder if you can now arrest random women who drink or engage in other reckless behaviour for "endangering their unborn child".
And when someone asks "are you pregnant" if they now have to answer - "I might get laid in the next couple of weeks and suffer from a condom malfunction so... 'yes'".
If they are pregnant from before you have meep with them, do you still have to pay child support?
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Reading comprehension is not a strong point on this site.
Even though the author of the article clearly does not understand the law, the information was in the article.
The law relates not to when a woman is pregnant, but how old the kid can be before she loses the right to have it flushed down a sink.