Anonomous Hacks IRS, Publishes Romney Tax Returns

-0.0018% Tax Rate in 2008.
-Compulsive Liar Therapy
-$41k Spray-on tan services
-Line-in contortionist
-$891k 'Venetian masks, alcohol, lubricant and various Egyptian leather accessories- (I'm afraid this tax deduction might actually want me to vote for him.)

Decider: LORDKAHUNA

middle_age_man

BeachGoat

spankerchief

dragonstaff

LOki

godevillivedog

LORDKAHUNA

nuts. i think this is fake.

Yeah, I'm getting an "Onion Article" feeling too.
F#ck, I wanted this to be real.

Way too good to be true, but maybe some uber-haxor will see it and get all inspired.

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March 7, 2012
By Sarah Wood

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Any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental, except for all references to politicians and/or celebrities, in which case they are based on real people, but still based almost entirely in fiction.

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Too bad...

  • SexNinja
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"Hacks the IRS"

That'd be a neat trick.

Maybe some admin will be kind enough to edit the title to:
SRN Hooked Like Stupid Fish By Fake News Story

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At least it's a fun site.

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