You'll Never Be Chinese

An insightful article from a Western dude having lived in China for two decades

Decider: pete56

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  • LOki

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Welcome backalackin!

i think the correct term is "Chinaman"

  • graycube

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Does it count if I think I'm turning Japanese? (I really think so...)

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hmmm...I thought it was meep, or ching chong, or coolie. I could go on.

@LOki

Thank-you-very-mackin!

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