A little story about Romney and how he relates to the working class.

What the meep is this?

It's hearsay from a liberally-biased satire blog.
And I totally believe it.

Fer sure it's one of those gossipy tales you WANT to believe.

Ok I had to come out of seclusion just so I could respond to this since there is just so much wrong with this story.

When in God's name did a barista become a real thing? It's not a real thing, it simply isn't, it can't be. Coffee comes in an 8oz paper cup with a picture of the the Parthenon on. You can have it black or regular which means different things depending on the part of the country where it's ordered. Generally, it means milk and sugar. You certainly do not have to tip the guy who pours it. Why? Because it should not cost more than a dollar. What are you going to do? Give the pourer fifteen cents? Do not become a barista. There is no such a thing.
I propose Mit is very much in touch with the common man. You don't waste food and you don't pay for useless services.

That barista pays taxes on that 15% tip whether he gets it or not. You should always tip your servers, if only for that reason.

Barista's do exist and it can be taken to an artform. Coffee is more than just water poured over ground beans poured through a filter. With espresso there are many variables that can make for a good or bad cup of coffee. Temperature, pressure, the beans and how much they are packed all contribute towards a perfect cup. Mitt is a helpless mormon meeptard. Just the fact that he's mormon proves he's disconnected with reality, let alone the "common man". Go read mormon scripture... it's incredibly ridiculous, even more so then your run of the mill religions like christianity or islam.

Rolly, polly fish heads are never seen drinking hot chocolate in Borders bookstores with Mormon women.

I have NEVER had a Starbucks coffee.

Wut?

Beachgoat, you should, it's pretty awesome.

: cue anti starbux meepstorm :

@LORDKAHUNA

Beachgoat, you should, it's pretty awesome. : cue anti starbux meepstorm :

I love a good Americano. It's hit and miss when you go to the independent coffee shops. I've never had a bad one at a Starbucks, anywhere in Canada.

We simply don't have one in our little town.

I can vouch.
Goat's realm is a nice little place with friendly, honest people.
Kinda like a tiny little Canada.

No Maple...just fish n meep.