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on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: I know, this is+
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on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: In before the+
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on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: You literally REFUSE+
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on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@LOki](http://www.l+
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on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: meeping mods, man.
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on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: tesco: Typical,+
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on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: Cold fusion may be+
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on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: [@spankerchief](http+
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on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@LOki](http://www.l+
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on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: I bet you orderedit+
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on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: I wouldn't waste+
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You wish your meep was ripping
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on Adios Ray Manzarek: https://www.youtube.+
Heather
on My man , Skanky.: Same.+
linkswarm
queue: New link: How Islamists get head while in London.
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: tesco: Math is not+
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I'd settle for a hoverboard. -With optional Dogjammer.
spankerchi+
IT'S 2013. Where the meep is the jetpack I was promised?!
bobacus
JOURNAL: My man , Skanky.
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: OK I concede. Math+
tesco
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: Changing my avatar+
LOki
also, dog jamming
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on Interview With Charlie Watts: Great find. Charlie+
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LINK: Adios Ray Manzarek
Heather
(my meep)
JohnLenin
But the voice will be muffled on account of the fact that it's all the way inside a meep
JohnLenin
I'm putting you in the sequel as a talking catheter
JohnLenin
I will not be silenced
bobacus
oh shut up.
JohnLenin
Also, if dog jamming is my legacy then I will die happy
JohnLenin
fade out
JohnLenin
A bunch of meeping twats are sitting around sipping tea and making sure that one another is doing well and still in the room
JohnLenin
INT. SOME PLACE WITH MIDDLE AGED DUDES - EVENING
JohnLenin
also, the shoutbox would make a meep awful script.
JohnLenin
I didn't save the link to the script. Will have to reupload. unless someone from irc has it still.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?
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on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: [@tesco](http://www.+
BeachGoat
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MstrLance
The shoutbox could be a script, if we ever wanted to reenact the shoutbox.
spankerchi+
Linkswarm must live.
Senor_Smok+
While you're at it,fix the camphone thread stuff..kthx
Heather
Where is this LS script?
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middle_age+
If a person can 'literally- step on a nail, is it safe to say that one could metaphorically step on a nail?
LOki
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: dragonstaff: "Tesco+
LOki
@ JohnLenin: Dog jamming. LOL.
spod
The Soul Rapers, great band!
bobacus
I knew I could get a rise out of you.
LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: "E-coli has over 9+
spankerchi+
Actually; I kinda DO.
MstrLance
You'll all sleep better knowing that JL is silently watching.
JohnLenin
I never bailed. I'm always lurking. Hard to chime in on the Dad-Bro circle. And if you compare me to dagwood again I'll rape your soul.
Cryogeneri+
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: While I can't prove+
bobacus
meep you JL. You bailed.You're just like Dagwood.
bobacus
By a state or two.
spod
on Bachmann urges 'spiritual warfare' to impose religious values on government: She is acting on+
dragonstaf+
Hey Bobacus, sound off if the twister missed you.
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on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: "Actually, as I am+
JohnLenin
I'd like to cash in all of my unused textwar credits to ban everyone from this webbed establishment
meeproach
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: [@tesco](http://www.+
spankerchi+
textwarred tesco until 2013-05-27 22:12:35
tesco
on Gun Crime Has Plunged, but Americans Think It's Up: My shop is in+
tesco
on Why Is It So Hard To Quit Smoking?: Next they will want+
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: La Cucaracha You can+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Adios Ray Manzarek
bobacus
It was his rock hall acceptance speech. Its seemingly only on HBO.
dragonstaf+
Link?
bobacus
I want to give the award for the best speech, ever, to Alex Lifeson. I think he found Ozzy's dealer.
Danny_Infe+
LINK: Depression Part Two
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@LOki
So I suppose he could have killed those twelve people even if guns were outlawed totally in America.
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George has got it right
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His full piece here.
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Again, the argument from need is itself specious. Get over it.
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More here, that also disagrees with LOki.
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And I suppose that you'd just feel better about it then.
I'd just like to know, ... why?
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Why what?
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And he's fully an idiot.
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Why would you feel better if he killed all those people without using any guns?
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And this guy just as stupidly misses the meeping point as well.
meep you and all your meeping meep kind who insist that guns are the problem rather than sociopaths with an over-developed sense of entitlement to violence for their self serving purpose to control the lives of others.
You know, like gun-control advocates.
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This question is ridiculous on its face, and a beautiful example of right-wing debating skills. I expect better from you, especially since I base my opinion of your debating skills on your old 'Megarad' stuff. It seems that old age may be catching up with you, or that you have just got lazy.
Obviously, I would not feel 'better' if he killed those people without using guns. The point is that he could not have killed them at all without guns, and military-style weapons in particular. You do not get a very effective spray of bullets from a single-shot hunting rifle or a nine-millimetre pistol. It is also a lot harder to hit targets from the hip.
I ask you again- What makes you need an AR-15 and a hundred-round mag in your personal arsenal if you do not intend to get out there and perpetrate this sort of mayhem?
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I do not insist that guns are the problem per se, but the lack of control over who has what sort of guns is the problem.
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I agree that ' Guns do not kill- people do'. Big guns just make it a whole lot easier.
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Hardly. Making it "right-wing debating skills" is just retard debating skills.
LOLsome.
Well, it's not at all so "obvious." You appear to care meep all about anyone not killed with a gun, and far more concerned about preventing the potential victims of violent sociopaths from protecting their own lives if it means they use a gun to do so.
Right. You're pissed that he was efficient.
I'm pissed that no one shot back.
I feel pretty good about my position.
And I'll tell you again that the argument from need is specious. On it's face specious.
If I say I need an AR-15 with a hundred-round mag in my personal arsenal, you have no business saying that I don't unless you can demonstrate that there is just no possible cirmeepstance or contigency ever where my claim could possibly be valid.
We all have needs. Determining "need" is NOT the issue.
But I'll just bet you that at some point during that nightmare in Colorado, someone other than that socipath thought they "needed" an AR-15 with a hundred-round mag, and it appears that you're just the kind of meep who would say they were wrong while shooting them in the face.
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They would not have felt that they needed it if he didn't have one.
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Now you're just being deliberately obtuse.
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@LOki
Perhaps it's just better that you STFU until you're ready to make some sense.
Oh for heavens sakes, L0ki, I'm the only one here besides you who does not want gun control increased in the US.
Again, I LOVE watching, reading and hearing about Americans shooting each other. I hope this sort of thing happens more often because when it does it makes me feel like I live in a much more intelligent, mature, sane, civilized, educated society than you do.
The more guns you have the more superior I feel.
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You're welcome to your retarded sense of superiority, and you're still an anti-rights authoritarian meep.
BRAVO, you taint sniffing Jasper!
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Calling my sense of superiority retarded ignores the fact that Americans arm themselves for protection primarily from each other. Among other reasons for this is your selfish rejection of socialism and pitiful 2 party system of "democracy" which entrench naked capitalism, which constantly increases inequality and corruption, which exaggerates class warfare, envy and crime, which fuels your self destructive domestic arms race.
I feel like I live in a superior society because yours is in such rapid decline.
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...and you arm yourself for the same reason.
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Did you see that little twerp trying to act all crazy at his hearing? Pathetic. We had some meep who killed a policeman in Ashtabula try to act all insane to avoid sentencing or something, meepting on the floor, screaming gibberish. I subscribe to the opinion that if one is capable of such an act, game over. Its such a meeping joke that this kids face is all over the news. The first time anyone should see his face would be when they rolled him out on a cart to publicly execute him.
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If your society is so meeping superior, why must you insist upon keeping these sensible and enlightened members of your oh-so-superior society disarmed?
The fact of the matter is meeproach, your society sucks. You meepbirds bask in claims of superior crime statisics ... all the while failing disclose important facts about your reporting--like rape isn't considered a violent crime in your society.
You meepy little girls can't have a football match without the subconscious fury at your manifestly unjust socialism--which exaggerates class warfare, envy and crime--erupting into city-wide violence at the drop of a meeping hat. It's not like you're all watching hockey ... you're watching a bunch of poncy meepgots, who throw like girls, kicking at a ball. How do you get so upset at that?
The answer is, you don't actually get upset about a contest between kick-fairies in knee socks, you're pissed at how magnificently your meepy society sucks, and you're desperate to destroy the authoritarian busybodies that have made it so. It's just your sorry luck that the only justice you'll experience will be in the discovery that the despicable authoritarian busybody making your society suck is you.
Seriously, the obvious reason you've disarmed your citizenry is that your retarded society would just instantly self-destruct if your notions of common social virtue had ready access to guns. Your fatuously irresponsible and sanctimoniously unjust society lacks sufficient decency of self-restraint to consider your ordinary citizenry anything less than rabidly murderous menaces if they were allowed to go about heeled.
Selling that batmeep fear of your own hand holding a gun as a hallmark of a "superior" society is just meeping retarded. Go back to wearing diapers until you're housebroken ... and please, STFU while you go about it.
kthx.
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I like your characterization of Canada, it encourages the undesirables in your country who believe it to stay there.
/pat's L0ki's widdle head
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We also tax everyone up here to pay for as many abortions as we can muster.
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"64 comments in a thread about a shooting. I wonder if Loki posted."
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Eh? I'm Canadian and I own three handguns.
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Yeah, L0ki's the one who says that we have "disarmed... citizenry" and no "ready access to guns" up here. Tell him. It's just one more indication of how ignorant he is.
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Oh lulz! For some reason I thought you were an Englishman.
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Abortion as bait?
That's not going to work on me the way you think.
You're such a two-dimensional meep.
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News of Loki's Klan. Like the leader, dumb as lead.
In Maine, state police stopped Timothy Courtois, 49, of Biddeford, Maine, for speeding on Sunday and found an AK-47 assault weapon, four handguns and several boxes of ammunition in his car. Police also discovered news clippings of the Colorado shooting.
The man told police he attended the Batman film in Saco, Maine, on Saturday with a loaded gun in his backpack and told authorities he was traveling to Derry, New Hampshire, to_ shoot a former employer._
Authorities found ammunition and other firearms, including a machine gun, at Courtois' home. He has been charged with speeding and possessing a concealed weapon.
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Loki,
I 1/care about your opinion of me.
Toodles.
PS... Be extra careful cleaning those guns.... ya'll come back now, in one piece.
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Another Loki Klanspawn:
23 year old Todd Canady, who has a concealed carry permit, reaches for his wallet to pay at the local Walmart. He accidentally discharges his handgun into his meepocks. He also injuries a woman and child behind him in line. When confronted by an off-duty police officer, he runs.
Now he's in jail.
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I found this in the comments on a story about the 41% spike in background checks in Colorado over the weekend. It explains perfectly the major problems with LOki's desire for people to shoot back.
"Good news: a shooter was killed by a few civilians carrying guns.
Bad news: 3 more people got killed by friendly fire.
More bad news: 2 of the gun carrying civilians got stabbed, they were mistakenly taken for shooter's accomplices.
Even more bad news: 1 stabber got strangled by person next to him trying to protect good Samaritan with a gun. "
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Abortion as bait?
HAHA, no you fool. Repellent!
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You guys literally have no other game than farce.
Just made up meep; from your little tragedy to BDW's retarded caricatures ... just farce.
You see DS, in reality, NOTHING stopped this guy. Not your meeping gun control laws, nor he police.
You asshats just refuse to get it: Gun control laws allow precisely the WRONG set of folks to remain armed, and the consequence is that everyone else finds themselves at the mercy of the deranged sociopaths that gun control laws leave armed.
Disarming the victim pool doesn't work. It never has. It never will.
Well, at least not for the victims--but that is well understood. You can't fail to understand that, it so meeping obvious.
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The thing that is so meeping obvious is that if gun control laws were in place to limit the type of weapon available to these sociopaths to those suitable for hunting, most of them would not be able commit this sort of atrocity. These people are not going to spend the time required to become good shots, and those that do (as this one did) try to join gun clubs or gain access to ranges etc., to improve there skills, will most likely start to wave some sort of red flag that indicates their status as a screwball. If they can only access weapons with small capacity magazines and a requirement that you actually aim the thing at what you are trying to kill, then last Friday night would not happen. It is only the easy availability of military-class, fully automatic assault rifles and sub-machine guns with large-capacity magazines that make these events possible.
I am not an advocate of wholesale dis-armament of the citizenry, I suffer under that and can't get a single- shot .22 or a meeping BB gun without more red tape and bullmeep than it is worth, but if some common sense was allowed to prevail as to the type of weapon in civilian hands, this sort of terror would not happen.
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The superior intellect of Lord Loki has spoken. His word is gospel. All gun laws are senseless. The only solution is his solution.
Seek absolution via his message or prepare to die.
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Wow. We're misunderstanding each other here. I have no idea why you're good in any way with these sociopaths having weapons "suitable for hunting." I don't think we should allow them to have any weapons what-so-ever.
I'm just saying that when laws are passed, and actions taken, to disarm criminally violent sociopaths (and keep them that way) we should leave everyone else out of it; because treating everyone else as if they are criminals is wrong.
Also FYI, both the shotgun and the AR-15 carried by this guy are suitable for hunting. The two handguns I'll admit are not, but they are fine personal defense weapons. That said, lest BigDinWaunakee wishes to disingenuously continue to assert I think otherwise; I think criminally violent sociopaths should not be allowed to have ANY weapons regardless of their legitimate use and/or value.
I'm not sure that any of this is true or not; but if it is ... GREAT!
It's just too bad that you, meeproach and BigDinWaunakee would fully ignore that meep's "screwball" status, while taking special care to make sure that no ordinary person should have convenient unfettered access to weapons used for legitimate purposes.
In that regard, YOUR purposes are transparent.
Nonsense. Truely, just nonsense. The amplitude of the carnage last friday night was a function of that sociopath's commitment to that carnage; the tools used are secondary to the function.
This is obviously not true. The weapons used in the event in question clearly are not "military-class, fully automatic assault rifles and sub-machine guns with large-capacity magazines."
The actual fact of the matter is, "military-class, fully automatic assault rifles and sub-machine guns with large-capacity magazines" ARE NOT really that easily available. And if you're asserting that such weaponry is available at gun shows and/or Cletus Hayseed's Army Surplus and Bait Shop ... you're just making meep up. "Military-class, fully automatic assault rifles and sub-machine guns with large-capacity magazines" come primarily from governments (or what passes for them)--NOT Gary's Guns 'N' Gogo.
I don't believe you. Your disinformation indicts you.
What did you really expect when you enacted those laws? That they would exempt you?
I am unmoved by your indignation. No sympathy spoken here.
Clearly this is not so. This is just a disingenuous appeal to "common sense" tailored for those who are ignorant of what happened, who was responsible for it happening, and how that ignorance is being manipulated to make sure ordinary folks remain helplessly subject to it happening to them until they finally OBEY!
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Yet, while fully exposed, the intellectual dishonesty of BDW remains impenetrable.
Just remember that you said this, not I.
And remember that I never said this either.
Nor this.
Nor this.
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I'm just saying that when laws are passed, and actions taken, to disarm criminally violent sociopaths (and keep them that way) we should leave everyone else out of it; because treating everyone else as if they are criminals is wrong.
So then, would you submit to a physical and psychological check-up as well as drug testing every 6 months to maintain your gun permits? We're talking about sitting down with a doctor who will ask you how your marriage is going, your job, as well as making sure your neurotransmitters are balanced and yer not smoking anything but tobacco. Would you agree to all that to assure the public that you really are fit to handle the responsibility of owning a gun. Air craft pilots do this.
Would you register any gun you have? How about paying an annual liability insurance fee (per gun) in case of oopsies, as you do for your car?