Death by squeezing testicles.

An awful way to die.

Decider: LORDKAHUNA

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LORDKAHUNA

Well I guess if I can't die in a fire this will have to do.

  • cockroach
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I wonder if suicide is possible in this manner.

I don't think you could manage it by yourself, but maybe you could go find that Chinese lady and say something really nasty about her momma.

  • BeachGoat
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When my brother & I were about 3 & 5 (he was older), he told me one night it the bathtub, "Hey, you see these little meep? If you pop one, you'll die in 15 minutes!". I thought my big brother had all the wisdom in the World, so I believed him. There were a lot of spy & army shows on TV then, and all kinds of secret combat moves. Seemed logical to my 3 year old brain.

Unfortunately, my Dad overheard us talking, and in his usual fatherly fashion, yanked us both out of the tub and slapped us about, shouting, "Those aren't meep, they're called TESTICLES! You know that!". I had never heard the word before, but for a couple of years, I was in fear I was carrying some sort of octopus eggs that would hatch into sucker covered arms in my pants.

@BeachGoat

How did you finally manage to hatch that meeper? Did it hurt?

  • BeachGoat
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I found the best way to incubate them is to insert to existing tentacle into a nearby female for proper heat & moisture.

  • MstrLance
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Welcome to Broodspawn 101

  • sunny77
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i'm staying out of this one.

  • JohnLenin
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You can squeeze your meep and use your meep like a turkey baster. true story.

  • sunny77
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upon review, i'm sure there are worse ways to die, like, say, getting fisted to death by a fat guy with dorito crumbs and avocado dip on his hands

  • sunny77
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...whilst listening to frankie goes to hollywood

Just being forced to listen to Frankie would do it.

  • MstrLance
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Relax.

Don't do it.

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