Death by squeezing testicles.

An awful way to die.

Decider: LORDKAHUNA

bobacus

godevillivedog

LORDKAHUNA

Well I guess if I can't die in a fire this will have to do.

  • cockroach
  • Wed, Jul04

    posts

    7465 rads

    7465 rads

    #

I wonder if suicide is possible in this manner.

I don't think you could manage it by yourself, but maybe you could go find that Chinese lady and say something really nasty about her momma.

  • BeachGoat
  • Sat, Jul07

    posts

    39.3k rads

    39314 rads

    #

When my brother & I were about 3 & 5 (he was older), he told me one night it the bathtub, "Hey, you see these little meep? If you pop one, you'll die in 15 minutes!". I thought my big brother had all the wisdom in the World, so I believed him. There were a lot of spy & army shows on TV then, and all kinds of secret combat moves. Seemed logical to my 3 year old brain.

Unfortunately, my Dad overheard us talking, and in his usual fatherly fashion, yanked us both out of the tub and slapped us about, shouting, "Those aren't meep, they're called TESTICLES! You know that!". I had never heard the word before, but for a couple of years, I was in fear I was carrying some sort of octopus eggs that would hatch into sucker covered arms in my pants.

@BeachGoat

How did you finally manage to hatch that meeper? Did it hurt?

  • BeachGoat
  • Sat, Jul07

    posts

    39.3k rads

    39314 rads

    #

I found the best way to incubate them is to insert to existing tentacle into a nearby female for proper heat & moisture.

  • MstrLance
  • Sun, Jul08

    posts

    26.8k rads

    26795 rads

    #

Welcome to Broodspawn 101

  • sunny77
  • Sun, Jul08

    posts

    2526 rads

    2526 rads

    #

i'm staying out of this one.

  • JohnLenin
  • Sun, Jul08

    posts

    21.1k rads

    21144 rads

    #

You can squeeze your meep and use your meep like a turkey baster. true story.

  • sunny77
  • Sun, Jul08

    posts

    2526 rads

    2526 rads

    #

upon review, i'm sure there are worse ways to die, like, say, getting fisted to death by a fat guy with dorito crumbs and avocado dip on his hands

  • sunny77
  • Sun, Jul08

    posts

    2526 rads

    2526 rads

    #

...whilst listening to frankie goes to hollywood

Just being forced to listen to Frankie would do it.

  • MstrLance
  • Sun, Jul08

    posts

    26.8k rads

    26795 rads

    #

Relax.

Don't do it.

Hey, anonymous person! Log in and comment.
Danny_Infe+
Danny_Infe+
linkswarm
queue: New link: French theme park with giant mechanical animals
StartRecor+
Context is everything. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaGKxAgCguU
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
meepbox
RIP http://www.lolserver.net/ like 6 months ago. :(
BeachGoat
on Why Is It So Hard To Quit Smoking?: We calculated the+
dragonstaf+
Bob Welch is DED by a shot to his own chest.
linkswarm
queue: New link: meep Trickle is Ded by a shot to his own head.
dragonstaf+
StartRecor+
StartRecor+
StartRecor+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Instagram blunder helps ID alleged thief
spankerchi+
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: Oh, DO tell us+
tesco
tesco
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: Spankerchief. I am+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bakersfield police beat suspect to death, then seize cell phones of witnesses.(Alledgedly erasing one video)
StartRecor+
MstrLance
We called them meep Floss.
BeachGoat
We called them Wrist Rockets in my day
StartRecor+
i got me one of them thongs. i'll post a pic later.
HOBO
http://www.cafepress.com/+classic_thong,5384613
Cryogeneri+
linkswarm
queue: New link: World's Largest Rubber Duckie Assassinated
linkswarm
queue: New link: Depression Part Two
linkswarm
queue: New link: Tried To Have meep With Hornet's Nest - Death
linkswarm
queue: New link: Interview With Charlie Watts
spankerchi+
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: I have a GOOD+
spankerchi+
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: You seem to have+
spankerchi+
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: How old are you+
tesco
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: Beach, men tend to+
StartRecor+
MstrLance
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bachmann urges 'spiritual warfare' to impose religious values on government
MstrLance
0 miles, 0 feet of climb, 72 degrees, 2 hours on a couch
StartRecor+
105 miles, 8500 feet of climb, 100 degrees, 7 hours on a bike
Cryogeneri+
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: Wasn't this about+
StartRecor+
MstrLance
dragonstaf+
Twelve hours driving around goat tracks on a fire ground and three hours travel each way to get there and back home..I am knackered.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Woman force-feeds herself 5,000 calories a day in bid to be fattest possible fetish model
BeachGoat
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: So, by your logic,+
JohnLenin
Cryogeneri+
spankerchi+
Good one :)
  • pete56

  • pete56

  • mstrlance

  • beachgoat

  • startrecor+

  • spankerchi+

  • spankerchi+

  • spankerchi+

  • dragonstaf+

  • beachgoat

  • spankerchi+

  • pete56

  • pete56

  • pete56

  • beachgoat

  • beachgoat

  • beachgoat

  • spankerchi+

  • dragonstaf+

  • nurglets

  • beachgoat

  • startrecor+

  • spankerchi+

  • spankerchi+

  • spankerchi+