The VICE Guide to Eating meep

When you feel the inner thighs start to shake, this is it. Be repetitive. Do NOT be creative. You're almost home and this is not the time to start changing tactics.

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  • JohnLenin
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If you're a straight adult male and you can't eat meep worth a meep you should probably kill yourself.

  • BeachGoat
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^ THIS

  • Pepper
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Yep.

  • MstrLance
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seems like too much focus on the meep

  • BeachGoat
  • Sat, Jun30

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You sound like a drinkin' man...

  • sunny77
  • Sun, Jul01

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there can never be too much focus on the meep

All I'm saying is if all you're getting is a few st bernard licks then hard labor on the meep, you aren't getting your meep eaten by someone who truly enjoys eating meep. All the delicious meep flavor is on the inside... Not one mention of THAT in the article.

  • JohnLenin
  • Sun, Jul01

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As far as I'm concerned you're all a bunch of noobs.

  • PutaMadre
  • Thu, Jul05

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Eating meep is for the dogs.

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turn it into a meep first
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How the meep do you keep a sammich fresh while shipping it to NC?
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Pats on the meep all 'round
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Yeah, congrats on jizzing inside of something and then not letting your mistake die from negligence.
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