The VICE Guide to Eating meep

When you feel the inner thighs start to shake, this is it. Be repetitive. Do NOT be creative. You're almost home and this is not the time to start changing tactics.

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  • JohnLenin
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If you're a straight adult male and you can't eat meep worth a meep you should probably kill yourself.

  • BeachGoat
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^ THIS

  • Pepper
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Yep.

  • MstrLance
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seems like too much focus on the meep

  • BeachGoat
  • Sat, Jun30

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You sound like a drinkin' man...

  • sunny77
  • Sun, Jul01

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there can never be too much focus on the meep

All I'm saying is if all you're getting is a few st bernard licks then hard labor on the meep, you aren't getting your meep eaten by someone who truly enjoys eating meep. All the delicious meep flavor is on the inside... Not one mention of THAT in the article.

  • JohnLenin
  • Sun, Jul01

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As far as I'm concerned you're all a bunch of noobs.

  • PutaMadre
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Eating meep is for the dogs.

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Actually; I kinda DO.
MstrLance
You'll all sleep better knowing that JL is silently watching.
JohnLenin
I never bailed. I'm always lurking. Hard to chime in on the Dad-Bro circle. And if you compare me to dagwood again I'll rape your soul.
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bobacus
meep you JL. You bailed.You're just like Dagwood.
bobacus
By a state or two.
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Hey Bobacus, sound off if the twister missed you.
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JohnLenin
I'd like to cash in all of my unused textwar credits to ban everyone from this webbed establishment
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textwarred tesco until 2013-05-27 22:12:35
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on Why Is It So Hard To Quit Smoking?: Next they will want+
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queue: New link: Adios Ray Manzarek
bobacus
It was his rock hall acceptance speech. Its seemingly only on HBO.
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Link?
bobacus
I want to give the award for the best speech, ever, to Alex Lifeson. I think he found Ozzy's dealer.
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Context is everything. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaGKxAgCguU
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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RIP http://www.lolserver.net/ like 6 months ago. :(
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Bob Welch is DED by a shot to his own chest.
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on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: Oh, DO tell us+
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MstrLance
We called them meep Floss.
BeachGoat
We called them Wrist Rockets in my day
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i got me one of them thongs. i'll post a pic later.
HOBO
http://www.cafepress.com/+classic_thong,5384613
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