THe sacred cubit and the dimensions of pardise

S A C R E D, mothermeepers.

Decider: middle_age_man

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Seems legit, let's publish this in all the scientific journals.


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  • BeachGoat
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Isn't a "cubit" the length from your thumb to your nose?

Only if your thumb is up your meep.

Like mine.

Wow. It's all so meaningful.
Can't wait to see this get peer reviewed.

Hey spanky, can you build me a Paradise out of cubits?

I mean a pardice.

Sooo...
You want a small African nation built out of an archaic unit of measurement?
Lemme check my schedule...

Yeah...um...
:HEAD EXPLODES:

"The Great Republic of Pardice is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by President Allen Sharp with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.318 billion are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which."

I've already got one of those.

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