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  • bobacus
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Rattlesnake Preacher dies of natural causes.

He tastes like a baloney sammich , the serpent claimed.

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Pepper handles snakes just fine...comes home all full of excitement.

I'll continue to take mine marinaded, thanks.

"Wolford was the son of a snake-handler preacher who died of a snake bite when Wolford was 15."

Now that's some funny meep there.

"Wolford believed that the Bible requires Christians to handle poisonous snakes to test their faith in God, and remain steadfast in their belief that they will not be bitten or will be healed if they are attacked."

Well, either this guy's theory was wrong or God just said "meep You Whackadoo, Time To Die"

meep got banned from the shoutbox. Well played admin!

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Hahaha! My Karma ate your Dogma, Mr. Wolford, and the herd is being thinned, as was the plan all along. Bwahahahahaha! I like what BDW said about God's words....yeah, that's just about perfect.

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